Monkeywrench
@m--u--r.bsky.social
I'm a pattern juggler and love to affect inflection points great and small. I love fast cars and smart women, prefer rain to sunshine, and can appreciate moments of extreme discomfort. We live in the age of the empowered individual.
I'm in my late forties and this is the first car I've purchased that wasn't the most responsible A to B ride. Handles like a dream, fast enough at 0-60 in 4.5 seconds, decent gas mileage for what it is... I'm about to drive it across the country, and I can't wait to hit those canyon roads.
December 9, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I'm in my late forties and this is the first car I've purchased that wasn't the most responsible A to B ride. Handles like a dream, fast enough at 0-60 in 4.5 seconds, decent gas mileage for what it is... I'm about to drive it across the country, and I can't wait to hit those canyon roads.
When I skeet "hello tiny people who live in my phone," this is the phone I'm talking about
December 3, 2024 at 4:26 AM
When I skeet "hello tiny people who live in my phone," this is the phone I'm talking about
Audie Murphy and Canberra Bomber
November 24, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Audie Murphy and Canberra Bomber
And so it begins, may it roast evenly and thoroughly. We thank you for your sacrifice.
November 24, 2024 at 2:22 PM
And so it begins, may it roast evenly and thoroughly. We thank you for your sacrifice.
After 22 years the Army finally saw fit to give me a permanent physical profile. Broken head of my right humerous and torn labrum in both shoulders, torn meniscus in both knees, broken vertebrae and bulging discs, and neuropathy along my left flank. Can only do deadlifts and rowing for my ACFT!
November 23, 2024 at 4:04 PM
After 22 years the Army finally saw fit to give me a permanent physical profile. Broken head of my right humerous and torn labrum in both shoulders, torn meniscus in both knees, broken vertebrae and bulging discs, and neuropathy along my left flank. Can only do deadlifts and rowing for my ACFT!
Audie Murphy (Audie) and Canberra Bomber (Can B or Camby) on the right. Miniature pinschers are wonderful dogs, with massive personalities. They are incredibly intelligent and they love kids, probably because kids make them feel bigger. I love these dogs.
November 23, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Audie Murphy (Audie) and Canberra Bomber (Can B or Camby) on the right. Miniature pinschers are wonderful dogs, with massive personalities. They are incredibly intelligent and they love kids, probably because kids make them feel bigger. I love these dogs.