sadpxl
@lyu.bsky.social
lovergirl, window-watcher, full-time fool
Cuddles at 10:57am on a sunny Saturday morning hit so hard
December 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Cuddles at 10:57am on a sunny Saturday morning hit so hard
Sex is praxis, everything else is foreplay. (Read: Going to an escape room for one I love.)
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Sex is praxis, everything else is foreplay. (Read: Going to an escape room for one I love.)
Mood is merino under cashmere, both lightly felted, in 2°c
December 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Mood is merino under cashmere, both lightly felted, in 2°c
bsky's anti-AI punks healing whatever LinkedIn broke in me, grazie mille, care
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
bsky's anti-AI punks healing whatever LinkedIn broke in me, grazie mille, care
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A stroll on the Van Horne-Rosemont overpass feels like a walk of shame, regardless of what you've been up to.
October 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
A stroll on the Van Horne-Rosemont overpass feels like a walk of shame, regardless of what you've been up to.
I have the honour of knowing the context for this joke and it slaps hard.
running 4 industrial dehumidifiers so my body can be preserved and then rehydrated in a less stupid era
September 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I have the honour of knowing the context for this joke and it slaps hard.
Why oh why does this city have municipal political parties? Who does that?!
September 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Why oh why does this city have municipal political parties? Who does that?!
Caffeinated or horny? Only one way to find out.
August 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Caffeinated or horny? Only one way to find out.
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I had a professor of Jewish Studies at UChicago who made the administration very angry because every year he made a proposal for the university to create an on-campus memorial to the worldwide victims of the UChicago economics department.
August 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I had a professor of Jewish Studies at UChicago who made the administration very angry because every year he made a proposal for the university to create an on-campus memorial to the worldwide victims of the UChicago economics department.
Workshopping stand up bits with the live studio audience in my head. Set looks suspiciously like NDQ
August 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Workshopping stand up bits with the live studio audience in my head. Set looks suspiciously like NDQ
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I think @pattyhajdu.bsky.social fucked up. Big time. Read the room, @mark-carney.bsky.social cause I don’t think people will be happy that you ordered mostly women back to do unpaid work. You’d better have some dynamic speaking points before the milk turns sour
August 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I think @pattyhajdu.bsky.social fucked up. Big time. Read the room, @mark-carney.bsky.social cause I don’t think people will be happy that you ordered mostly women back to do unpaid work. You’d better have some dynamic speaking points before the milk turns sour
Will these expired pickles kill me reddit
August 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Will these expired pickles kill me reddit
My kingdom for a bouquet of garlic scapes
July 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My kingdom for a bouquet of garlic scapes
All my exes are beautiful creatures with excellent taste
May 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
All my exes are beautiful creatures with excellent taste
Monogamy is bad for your posting, pass it on.
April 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Monogamy is bad for your posting, pass it on.
I made yogurt for my lover. Yogurt fiends, rejoice!
April 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I made yogurt for my lover. Yogurt fiends, rejoice!
Reading Gawker in 2025 "to catch up"
March 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Reading Gawker in 2025 "to catch up"
Choking on water while waiting for the rest of my party to arrive at the café. This is why I'm chronically late, folks. It's my survival strategy.
October 19, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Choking on water while waiting for the rest of my party to arrive at the café. This is why I'm chronically late, folks. It's my survival strategy.
My favourite gender is women running errands at 6:31pm.
July 29, 2024 at 10:31 PM
My favourite gender is women running errands at 6:31pm.
Makin' big moves (read: a piñata).
May 29, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Makin' big moves (read: a piñata).
Damn, I should charge for this.
May 18, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Damn, I should charge for this.
Happy Mayday! Work to rule, take your breaks, and kiss your comrades on company time.
May 1, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Happy Mayday! Work to rule, take your breaks, and kiss your comrades on company time.
Did I just pick up a Japanese-style cheesecake? Did I just feed a cat? Someone in this car is singing the throatiest leid
March 1, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Did I just pick up a Japanese-style cheesecake? Did I just feed a cat? Someone in this car is singing the throatiest leid