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Film critic and editor. Liberal Democrat. Cat dad. Toy photographer. Atheist. Half-English. Anti-bigotry. Supporter of all workers, staff and freelance.
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When your date says "I only like art movies..."
November 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
When your date says "I only like art movies..."
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTLE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTLE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Counterpoint: Yes, all these songs are cheesy, but about half of them are nonetheless, as the kids say, bangers.
October 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Counterpoint: Yes, all these songs are cheesy, but about half of them are nonetheless, as the kids say, bangers.
Oh, so NOW, all of a sudden, critics are worried that Jeremy Allen White doesn't look like a real guy he's supposed to be playing...
October 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Oh, so NOW, all of a sudden, critics are worried that Jeremy Allen White doesn't look like a real guy he's supposed to be playing...
What it's like inside my head?
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Click to enlarge.
October 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
What it's like inside my head?
Click to enlarge.
Click to enlarge.
Julia thinks this seal looks like me. Twinsies?
October 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Julia thinks this seal looks like me. Twinsies?
i crush your head
October 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
i crush your head
Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
October 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
Is Sergi Lopez playing David Poland?
October 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Is Sergi Lopez playing David Poland?
"What if you love drinking coffee, but you wish it could be more more like giving dudes head?"
September 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"What if you love drinking coffee, but you wish it could be more more like giving dudes head?"
Belly bump
September 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Belly bump
Oh hi bluesky
September 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Oh hi bluesky
Oh NOES!!!!
September 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Oh NOES!!!!
I said before that I'd pass the popcorn to see R_bert M_y_r B_rnett and J_sh _lson get in a Twitter war...RMB just subtweeted the first salvo over there.
September 17, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I said before that I'd pass the popcorn to see R_bert M_y_r B_rnett and J_sh _lson get in a Twitter war...RMB just subtweeted the first salvo over there.
Mattel executive: " I'm sick of everyone making dirty jokes about Fisto fisting!"
Mattel design: " we'll solve that problem by giving him new weapons...huh huh"
#mastersoftheuniverse #motu
Mattel design: " we'll solve that problem by giving him new weapons...huh huh"
#mastersoftheuniverse #motu
September 14, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Mattel executive: " I'm sick of everyone making dirty jokes about Fisto fisting!"
Mattel design: " we'll solve that problem by giving him new weapons...huh huh"
#mastersoftheuniverse #motu
Mattel design: " we'll solve that problem by giving him new weapons...huh huh"
#mastersoftheuniverse #motu
new photoshoot and review coming tomorrow...
September 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
new photoshoot and review coming tomorrow...
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future...
September 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future...
Graham Greene was on one of the best sci-fi shows you probably never watched -- DEFIANCE. Tony Curran was the hammy scene-stealer, but Greene was a sure hand who kept the high concept grounded. Three seasons. Go watch for free on Fandango at Home now. RIP.
September 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Graham Greene was on one of the best sci-fi shows you probably never watched -- DEFIANCE. Tony Curran was the hammy scene-stealer, but Greene was a sure hand who kept the high concept grounded. Three seasons. Go watch for free on Fandango at Home now. RIP.
Hero.
August 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hero.
I'm on a roll here with the headlines, Review to come in eight hours or so.
August 28, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I'm on a roll here with the headlines, Review to come in eight hours or so.
Just give me the best headline award right now.
August 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Just give me the best headline award right now.
I mean...it depends.
August 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I mean...it depends.
