Café
@lyracafe.bsky.social
Hi! I'm Café, an adventurer who enjoys coffee a bit too much-
I yap a lot.
She/Her <3 18+
Voice actor/writer
I yap a lot.
She/Her <3 18+
Voice actor/writer
Mfs will act like doing this will drain their souls or smth instead of living in the whimsy/adventure of gathering a family of soldiers to storm the dragon's keep.
hot take: with the exception of duty roulette, I think you should have to physically be at the raid/dungeon/trial location if you want to queue for that one specifically
it would populate the world and you can actually see who is around doing that duty
it would populate the world and you can actually see who is around doing that duty
January 22, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Mfs will act like doing this will drain their souls or smth instead of living in the whimsy/adventure of gathering a family of soldiers to storm the dragon's keep.
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I like girls, but there's one I like the most. And last month we got married
Full album: www.jocat.net/echo-jo-wedd...
Full album: www.jocat.net/echo-jo-wedd...
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I like girls, but there's one I like the most. And last month we got married
Full album: www.jocat.net/echo-jo-wedd...
Full album: www.jocat.net/echo-jo-wedd...
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I still can't get over the concept of "friendslop" becoming an actual term. What even is the slop? Having friends? LOL 😭
January 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I still can't get over the concept of "friendslop" becoming an actual term. What even is the slop? Having friends? LOL 😭
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January 20, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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Another Space Cybertruck exploded.
SpaceX's new-generation Starship explodes after taking off on its latest test flight
SpaceX launched its Starship mega-rocket for the seventh time. It achieved an epic booster catch, but the ship was lost.
www.businessinsider.com
January 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Another Space Cybertruck exploded.
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The funniest number in our charity drive has been achieved. Goblins are powerful creatures. 🎉
January 17, 2025 at 9:15 AM
The funniest number in our charity drive has been achieved. Goblins are powerful creatures. 🎉
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I hear what you guys are saying about the Oscars, and how they're a celebration of life, and the show must go on, blah-blah-blah, so-on-and-so-forth. It all makes a degree of sense, but to me it still feels like Nero fiddling while Rome burns. Or in this case, wearing fancy clothes while LA burns.
January 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I hear what you guys are saying about the Oscars, and how they're a celebration of life, and the show must go on, blah-blah-blah, so-on-and-so-forth. It all makes a degree of sense, but to me it still feels like Nero fiddling while Rome burns. Or in this case, wearing fancy clothes while LA burns.
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I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had.
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RIP David Lynch
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RIP David Lynch
January 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had.
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RIP David Lynch
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RIP David Lynch
Most things don't.
Do you think mushrooms know how beautiful they are
January 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Most things don't.
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The "slow breathing to convince your body that you are not actually in physical danger" thing actually kinda works, y'all.
January 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The "slow breathing to convince your body that you are not actually in physical danger" thing actually kinda works, y'all.
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Rudy is now over 2 hours late for his court hearing today. When he was 1 hour and 44 minutes late, he posted this clip of his dog at Mar-a-Lago.
January 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Rudy is now over 2 hours late for his court hearing today. When he was 1 hour and 44 minutes late, he posted this clip of his dog at Mar-a-Lago.
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Blue Jays having a mid-flight discussion
January 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Blue Jays having a mid-flight discussion
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god
January 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god
Mushroom photography is so fun, I have no idea why but my best pictures are from that shit.
January 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Mushroom photography is so fun, I have no idea why but my best pictures are from that shit.
Ya'll don't understand how distraught we were lmao
January 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Ya'll don't understand how distraught we were lmao
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January 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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as a kid I used to think "do you like video games" was a terrible opener for a first date
now I know it's a great filter, as you should ALWAYS look for someone who shares or at least appreciates your interests, and wearing a mask for someone is just going to exhaust you and waste both sides time
now I know it's a great filter, as you should ALWAYS look for someone who shares or at least appreciates your interests, and wearing a mask for someone is just going to exhaust you and waste both sides time
January 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
as a kid I used to think "do you like video games" was a terrible opener for a first date
now I know it's a great filter, as you should ALWAYS look for someone who shares or at least appreciates your interests, and wearing a mask for someone is just going to exhaust you and waste both sides time
now I know it's a great filter, as you should ALWAYS look for someone who shares or at least appreciates your interests, and wearing a mask for someone is just going to exhaust you and waste both sides time
Absolute cinema
January 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Absolute cinema
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My First Trip to Japan | JoCat Storytime
YouTube video by JoCat
youtu.be
December 9, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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December 28, 2024 at 2:09 AM
