Lynn Vasey
@lynnvasey.bsky.social
Retired English & Social Justice educator/teacher, slide guitarist, backslider, tree worshipper, word wrangler/mangler, participle dangler, peripatetic procrastinator, knee torturing pedestrian & cyclist, "bird adjacent" delighted, prone to overtalking
The new system was installed on a hunch, I heard.
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
The new system was installed on a hunch, I heard.
And yet you can wax poetic about it.
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 PM
And yet you can wax poetic about it.
That's where bees carry it, I believe.
January 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
That's where bees carry it, I believe.
And the beauty of the work is in the eye of the beeholder.
January 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
And the beauty of the work is in the eye of the beeholder.
I reckon as an adult you've learned you need gruel to be kind.
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I reckon as an adult you've learned you need gruel to be kind.
As evidenced by Dickens' classic "Great Expectorations".
January 1, 2026 at 4:47 PM
As evidenced by Dickens' classic "Great Expectorations".
I played wide end oddball until a medical diagnosis corrected it.
December 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I played wide end oddball until a medical diagnosis corrected it.
With bangs in the front might be an infringement, no?
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
With bangs in the front might be an infringement, no?
As you get alder, yule get over it.
December 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
As you get alder, yule get over it.
He's a child of means; a complete set of super heroes backs him up. How sweet the fantasy for Tie and Vest Tweedman.
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
He's a child of means; a complete set of super heroes backs him up. How sweet the fantasy for Tie and Vest Tweedman.
Special Christmas edition of "Cross Cut Jigsaw" by Albert King? Surely he means "yule log"?
Now I'm a cross cut saw, drag me 'cross yo' log
I'm a cross cut saw, and drag me across yo' log
Babe, I'll cut yo' wood so easy, you can't help say "hot dog"
Now I'm a cross cut saw, drag me 'cross yo' log
I'm a cross cut saw, and drag me across yo' log
Babe, I'll cut yo' wood so easy, you can't help say "hot dog"
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Special Christmas edition of "Cross Cut Jigsaw" by Albert King? Surely he means "yule log"?
Now I'm a cross cut saw, drag me 'cross yo' log
I'm a cross cut saw, and drag me across yo' log
Babe, I'll cut yo' wood so easy, you can't help say "hot dog"
Now I'm a cross cut saw, drag me 'cross yo' log
I'm a cross cut saw, and drag me across yo' log
Babe, I'll cut yo' wood so easy, you can't help say "hot dog"
Horse: Your visit maintains my equine-imity.
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Horse: Your visit maintains my equine-imity.
Obviously, but obversely, it must be something in your jeans.
November 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Obviously, but obversely, it must be something in your jeans.
In the eye of the beholder, too. One can gouache it out easily enough.
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
In the eye of the beholder, too. One can gouache it out easily enough.
I'm quite certain a camel mile is the distance to the drama dairy.
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm quite certain a camel mile is the distance to the drama dairy.
As Eave said to Adam, "Soot yourself if you want to make an ash of yourself." Hearthfelt sediment.
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
As Eave said to Adam, "Soot yourself if you want to make an ash of yourself." Hearthfelt sediment.
A clean crack from our favourite smartass?
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
A clean crack from our favourite smartass?
I admire your relationship. I have no attachments to mine, whatsohoover.
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I admire your relationship. I have no attachments to mine, whatsohoover.
I had heard they were her steppe sisters. I seem to recall they put out a single, "It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Terrain to Cry".
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I had heard they were her steppe sisters. I seem to recall they put out a single, "It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Terrain to Cry".
After a smooth operetta, you might try the Sade, nay?
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
After a smooth operetta, you might try the Sade, nay?