lynn
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lynn
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just got a job manning the panopticon at the Golden Corral buffet
December 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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"Tower of Babel"
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
making sure I fart audibly because it’s about sending a message
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
yeah, I guess I almost had an emotional breakdown and started tearing up while singing along to the entire Buffy musical episode and driving thru Boutte

So what???
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Watching the godfather for the first time on YouTube free with ads
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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This Mooooves me deeply.
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
guy outside the bar yelling at me to turn around because I’m going the wrong way down a one way

me:

youtu.be/LRddjo2P0mM?...
Nah imma do my own thing
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November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Personally?
I love to wipe my ass

Asswipers rise up
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
have accidentally bit myself in the same place on my tongue three times in the past two days
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
damn yall really can’t let a motherfuker rest on his laurels huh??
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
chugging a hot coffee right before you work out is actually great?

really motivates you to finish walking on the treadmill quickly so you don’t shit on yourself
October 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
let the grinch have a lil roast beast cmon
October 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
give a man a fart, he’ll take a shit
October 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Why is there a symbol for “and” like the ampersand (&), but nothing for “or”?

Feels like there’s potential there.
October 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Look, I know it’s not that same thing, but as a society, we should just nix the term “vaping” call it all “smoking” so we don’t have to explain it like this.
October 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
oldie
October 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
RPing as everyone’s shitty little cousin in the new Skate game
October 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
shout out to the poop cuck chair in the bathroom at the gym
October 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
start digging in your butt aphex twin
October 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
unsurprising, but the people who make the New York Times puzzles really like to mention fencing
September 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
it pisses me off when an artist I consider really talented posts a photo of themselves and they’re hot too
September 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
just realized I’ve had “big head mode” enabled this whole time smbh🤦
September 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
August 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM