Also the same one who loved on the bloody rubber ears bc what are lady uncles if not excellent caretakers

Brought to you by the same baby lady uncle who yelled, “Kitty! 😍” when presented with a t-shirt displaying a hissing possum and who told her 6yo brother to get his shit together when he was having a rough moment

I told her to say “GOT HIM!” instead, lest I get a call from preschool

4, looking me deadass in the eye: GOT HIM ASS

imagine people not paying their taxes

Thank you for your input!

Her daughter had a bowl cut with a rat tail, as was the style at the time, and a church lady told her her haircut was ‘pagan’ & the rat tail had to be cut off. One-off or something normal? Tbc the haircut was absolutely horrendous but ‘pagan’ seems like an odd and oddly-specific condemnation (2/2)

Thank you! I’d rather you donate to Protect Trans Kids University. Our brothers and sisters in the community need our support more than ever.

I fucked up, I misinterpreted the cautionary message in Jurassic Park, that’s bad for me