Lyndsey Doherty
@lyndseydoherty.bsky.social
Mom, wife, SpEd teacher, college football fan,
Molotov cocktail enthusiast, guillotine kickstarter, and former Trivia Wench Extraordinaire ™️
Molotov cocktail enthusiast, guillotine kickstarter, and former Trivia Wench Extraordinaire ™️
Curt! You just led your team to their first conference championship in 58 years! What are you going to do next? Take the team to Disneyland?
Fuck you, Disney doesn’t prioritize the grind, these boys are going to Chernobyl
Fuck you, Disney doesn’t prioritize the grind, these boys are going to Chernobyl
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Curt! You just led your team to their first conference championship in 58 years! What are you going to do next? Take the team to Disneyland?
Fuck you, Disney doesn’t prioritize the grind, these boys are going to Chernobyl
Fuck you, Disney doesn’t prioritize the grind, these boys are going to Chernobyl
HOLY SHIT BIG TENDIANA
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
HOLY SHIT BIG TENDIANA
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social this week’s episode made coach name puns run through my head unbridled and unbidden
Ratt Muhle
Honeybaked Ham “The Other White Meat” Lanning
Curt Cignassassin
Mule-io Cristobal
Dave Aranastazia
Chip Kellyroll
I’m so sorry I’m like this
Ratt Muhle
Honeybaked Ham “The Other White Meat” Lanning
Curt Cignassassin
Mule-io Cristobal
Dave Aranastazia
Chip Kellyroll
I’m so sorry I’m like this
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social this week’s episode made coach name puns run through my head unbridled and unbidden
Ratt Muhle
Honeybaked Ham “The Other White Meat” Lanning
Curt Cignassassin
Mule-io Cristobal
Dave Aranastazia
Chip Kellyroll
I’m so sorry I’m like this
Ratt Muhle
Honeybaked Ham “The Other White Meat” Lanning
Curt Cignassassin
Mule-io Cristobal
Dave Aranastazia
Chip Kellyroll
I’m so sorry I’m like this
I miss the old days - community gathering without a cell phone in sight #nostalgia
October 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I miss the old days - community gathering without a cell phone in sight #nostalgia
My five-year-old is currently telling me in a very matter-of-fact manner which characters from Mario Kart 8 have teeth @tylerldoherty.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My five-year-old is currently telling me in a very matter-of-fact manner which characters from Mario Kart 8 have teeth @tylerldoherty.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
June 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Kids are a trip
May 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Kids are a trip
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @itsfelder.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social currently creating a Venn diagram of poor parenting vs actively raising next gen lady uncles -
watching Spencer’s TikTok thread when my 4yo daughter yells, “HA! Got his ass!” @tylerldoherty.bsky.social
watching Spencer’s TikTok thread when my 4yo daughter yells, “HA! Got his ass!” @tylerldoherty.bsky.social
May 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @itsfelder.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social currently creating a Venn diagram of poor parenting vs actively raising next gen lady uncles -
watching Spencer’s TikTok thread when my 4yo daughter yells, “HA! Got his ass!” @tylerldoherty.bsky.social
watching Spencer’s TikTok thread when my 4yo daughter yells, “HA! Got his ass!” @tylerldoherty.bsky.social
@jasonkirk.fyi i’ll just leave this here
May 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
@jasonkirk.fyi i’ll just leave this here
My baby earned the ceremonial game ball! Two hits, two runs! 😍
April 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My baby earned the ceremonial game ball! Two hits, two runs! 😍
@jasonkirk.fyi very specific question for you regarding growing up evangelical in the late 90s/early aughts. Not southern baptists (actually raised CEO Catholic) but our babysitter/family friend took my siblings and I to a weeklong Foursquare gospel sleepaway camp with her and her kids. (1/2)
April 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
@jasonkirk.fyi very specific question for you regarding growing up evangelical in the late 90s/early aughts. Not southern baptists (actually raised CEO Catholic) but our babysitter/family friend took my siblings and I to a weeklong Foursquare gospel sleepaway camp with her and her kids. (1/2)
@jasonkirk.fyi big fan of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, @hitdpod.bsky.social, your book, and all other Fullcast and Fullcast-adjacent projects/lore. I’m the phallic gummy worm enthusiast who got my ear Mike Tyson-ed. When is VBS coming back? It’s been 13 months :(
April 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
@jasonkirk.fyi big fan of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, @hitdpod.bsky.social, your book, and all other Fullcast and Fullcast-adjacent projects/lore. I’m the phallic gummy worm enthusiast who got my ear Mike Tyson-ed. When is VBS coming back? It’s been 13 months :(
April 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social In additional next gen uncular behavior my kids are in the backseat taking turns yelling CRYPTO BAYBEEEEE
April 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social In additional next gen uncular behavior my kids are in the backseat taking turns yelling CRYPTO BAYBEEEEE
Fit check
Butterfly clips: ✔️
Tee-shirt that reads “Let’s Start a Class War”: ✔️
Overalls: ✔️
Guillotine earrings: ✔️
Bright yellow rain boots: ✔️
Overall aesthetic: murder-y toddler
Butterfly clips: ✔️
Tee-shirt that reads “Let’s Start a Class War”: ✔️
Overalls: ✔️
Guillotine earrings: ✔️
Bright yellow rain boots: ✔️
Overall aesthetic: murder-y toddler
April 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Fit check
Butterfly clips: ✔️
Tee-shirt that reads “Let’s Start a Class War”: ✔️
Overalls: ✔️
Guillotine earrings: ✔️
Bright yellow rain boots: ✔️
Overall aesthetic: murder-y toddler
Butterfly clips: ✔️
Tee-shirt that reads “Let’s Start a Class War”: ✔️
Overalls: ✔️
Guillotine earrings: ✔️
Bright yellow rain boots: ✔️
Overall aesthetic: murder-y toddler
@hollyanderson.bsky.social I’m raising the next gen of lady uncle
For the 1 year anniv-ear-sary I baked cupcakes for the staff and topped them with bloody rubber ears
4 y/o daughter found the ears and played house with them like they were baby dolls, tucking them in and singing them lullabies
For the 1 year anniv-ear-sary I baked cupcakes for the staff and topped them with bloody rubber ears
4 y/o daughter found the ears and played house with them like they were baby dolls, tucking them in and singing them lullabies
April 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social I’m raising the next gen of lady uncle
For the 1 year anniv-ear-sary I baked cupcakes for the staff and topped them with bloody rubber ears
4 y/o daughter found the ears and played house with them like they were baby dolls, tucking them in and singing them lullabies
For the 1 year anniv-ear-sary I baked cupcakes for the staff and topped them with bloody rubber ears
4 y/o daughter found the ears and played house with them like they were baby dolls, tucking them in and singing them lullabies
Coming up with a joke re the dick-shaped building in Winston-Salem
All I have is ‘country rods, take me home’
All I have is ‘country rods, take me home’
April 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Coming up with a joke re the dick-shaped building in Winston-Salem
All I have is ‘country rods, take me home’
All I have is ‘country rods, take me home’
Trying to come up with an Elon joke that incorporates deez nutz with n*zis and all I’m coming up with is deez n*zis and it feels lazy
April 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Trying to come up with an Elon joke that incorporates deez nutz with n*zis and all I’m coming up with is deez n*zis and it feels lazy
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social your pro tip about eating it from the center was correct @tylerldoherty.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
April 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social your pro tip about eating it from the center was correct @tylerldoherty.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
@hollyanderson.bsky.social get u one who will be a slaaaaaaave 4 u @tylerldoherty.bsky.social
April 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social get u one who will be a slaaaaaaave 4 u @tylerldoherty.bsky.social
@hollyanderson.bsky.social gummyworminthebedlikethehorseheadinthegodfather dot horse @tylerldoherty.bsky.social
March 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social gummyworminthebedlikethehorseheadinthegodfather dot horse @tylerldoherty.bsky.social