Lyndon Baines Johnson
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No one cares about Tim Kaine. You drag his ass into your office and show him a picture of Abigail Spanberger, who'll you'll happily unseat him with if he doesn't fall in line.
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
No one cares about Tim Kaine. You drag his ass into your office and show him a picture of Abigail Spanberger, who'll you'll happily unseat him with if he doesn't fall in line.
Wouldn't go that far. Republicans are pretty insulated against all manners of crazy in the Senate. -OS
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Wouldn't go that far. Republicans are pretty insulated against all manners of crazy in the Senate. -OS
There's pretty gigantic set of data from Tuesday that suggests Republicans are eating the blame for most everything right now. -OS
November 8, 2025 at 6:23 AM
There's pretty gigantic set of data from Tuesday that suggests Republicans are eating the blame for most everything right now. -OS
That's neither a scientific (nor a good) sample. -OS
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
That's neither a scientific (nor a good) sample. -OS
I already didn't want to see my weird uncle, but you made it worse by stranding me in Detroit for 2 days is the kind of shit that apolitical people will hold a grudge over. -OS
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I already didn't want to see my weird uncle, but you made it worse by stranding me in Detroit for 2 days is the kind of shit that apolitical people will hold a grudge over. -OS
Mealy-Mealer is just going to come straight at the twink for being too sensitive about the sex crimes. It's going to be nuts. -OS
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Mealy-Mealer is just going to come straight at the twink for being too sensitive about the sex crimes. It's going to be nuts. -OS
Texas Republicans are going to have a full fledged battle over who will swear fealty to the protection of pedos in the new TX-09. -OS
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Texas Republicans are going to have a full fledged battle over who will swear fealty to the protection of pedos in the new TX-09. -OS
Garland is a perfect example. It's only like 30% white now, but that 30% is crazy, crazy, crazy. -OS
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Garland is a perfect example. It's only like 30% white now, but that 30% is crazy, crazy, crazy. -OS
That's why we're building a 3rd ring highway (99) around the sumbitch. Houston has gobbled up everything inside Beltway 8 and the whites be heading to fuckin' Conroe, Willis and Cinco Ranch these days. -OS
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
That's why we're building a 3rd ring highway (99) around the sumbitch. Houston has gobbled up everything inside Beltway 8 and the whites be heading to fuckin' Conroe, Willis and Cinco Ranch these days. -OS
That whole part of north Houston, between the loop and Beltway 8. Those are the original white flight burbs from the 60s, and its mostly Hispanic now. That's Sylvia's district. Southern Spring? Greens Road? Mostly Black. Happened when whites leapt to the Woodlands. -OS
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
That whole part of north Houston, between the loop and Beltway 8. Those are the original white flight burbs from the 60s, and its mostly Hispanic now. That's Sylvia's district. Southern Spring? Greens Road? Mostly Black. Happened when whites leapt to the Woodlands. -OS
The Dallas and Houston ring of burbs are now old enough they've gone through changes. Like Tomball and Keller are old enough that the residents who bought in the early 80s and are still there are white, and most of the new homeowners are Hispanic, Black, or Asian. -OS
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The Dallas and Houston ring of burbs are now old enough they've gone through changes. Like Tomball and Keller are old enough that the residents who bought in the early 80s and are still there are white, and most of the new homeowners are Hispanic, Black, or Asian. -OS