Lynburgh From Paramore
@lyndinator.bsky.social
She/Her
I transferred from that Twitter Sh!t. Your school has no unbiased news. This is a last resort.
Podcast Enthusiast ✌️
Texas Rangers Apologist ⚾️
Heron Hater 🚫
2006 Time Magazine Person of the Year
I transferred from that Twitter Sh!t. Your school has no unbiased news. This is a last resort.
Podcast Enthusiast ✌️
Texas Rangers Apologist ⚾️
Heron Hater 🚫
2006 Time Magazine Person of the Year
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Mr. Heron follows me across all platforms
I’m not saying that a new Punk Goes Pop album would solve all my problems but it check off a few things for sure
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’m not saying that a new Punk Goes Pop album would solve all my problems but it check off a few things for sure
Bitch ass bird
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Bitch ass bird
Gremlin Mode: Activated
July 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Gremlin Mode: Activated
My dog absolutely freaked out when I was loving on him and he knocked the heck out of my jaw and made my teeth clack so hard that I have a headache
June 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My dog absolutely freaked out when I was loving on him and he knocked the heck out of my jaw and made my teeth clack so hard that I have a headache
My husband went to sleep before the sun went down. I hurt my neck last night sleeping in a weird position.
Welp. Officially at that “getting older” phase of life.
Welp. Officially at that “getting older” phase of life.
June 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My husband went to sleep before the sun went down. I hurt my neck last night sleeping in a weird position.
Welp. Officially at that “getting older” phase of life.
Welp. Officially at that “getting older” phase of life.
Chai Labeouf send tweet
June 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Chai Labeouf send tweet
I love my dumb boi Shiner so much. But man he is so so dumb. Don’t judge him. There’s only one brain cell between those ears.
May 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I love my dumb boi Shiner so much. But man he is so so dumb. Don’t judge him. There’s only one brain cell between those ears.
The fact that the KRAKEN isn’t considered the best team name is literal bullshit
Now that Utah finally has its name — the Mammoth — we put out the call for our subscribers to rank all 32 NHL team names.
And you guys delivered.
This is what the voting data showed: http://dlvr.it/TKvpZm
And you guys delivered.
This is what the voting data showed: http://dlvr.it/TKvpZm
May 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The fact that the KRAKEN isn’t considered the best team name is literal bullshit
This man is the certified 🐐
Love Coach Pop. I wish him well in his new position. But more importantly I hope he takes his health seriously. 5 wins means so much to the fans, but we don’t want you to kill yourself looking for 6
Love Coach Pop. I wish him well in his new position. But more importantly I hope he takes his health seriously. 5 wins means so much to the fans, but we don’t want you to kill yourself looking for 6
From @theathletic.bsky.social: Gregg Popovich, who has won more games than any coach in NBA history, is stepping down as head coach of the San Antonio Spurs and will become the team’s president of basketball operations.
Gregg Popovich stepping down as Spurs coach to become team president
Popovich, 76, suffered a mild stroke in early November which forced him to cede coaching duties to assistant Mitch Johnson.
nyti.ms
May 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This man is the certified 🐐
Love Coach Pop. I wish him well in his new position. But more importantly I hope he takes his health seriously. 5 wins means so much to the fans, but we don’t want you to kill yourself looking for 6
Love Coach Pop. I wish him well in his new position. But more importantly I hope he takes his health seriously. 5 wins means so much to the fans, but we don’t want you to kill yourself looking for 6
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by the time you become a main character in a book, you should have one or all of:
- dead parents
- your hometown burned to the ground
- an ancient prophecy you never asked for
- your author's baggage and trauma
- dead parents
- your hometown burned to the ground
- an ancient prophecy you never asked for
- your author's baggage and trauma
April 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
by the time you become a main character in a book, you should have one or all of:
- dead parents
- your hometown burned to the ground
- an ancient prophecy you never asked for
- your author's baggage and trauma
- dead parents
- your hometown burned to the ground
- an ancient prophecy you never asked for
- your author's baggage and trauma
Everyone say happy (late) birthday to my stinky boy Shiner
April 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Everyone say happy (late) birthday to my stinky boy Shiner
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the menswear guy every day
March 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
the menswear guy every day
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Elder millennials watching traders freak out about a global economic collapse that will wreck tens of millions of lives and livelihoods, possibly irreparably
April 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Elder millennials watching traders freak out about a global economic collapse that will wreck tens of millions of lives and livelihoods, possibly irreparably
Bro my period is out for blood
April 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Bro my period is out for blood
We are doing a March madness bracket at work called D*GE Casualties and my bracket is called Weekly 5 Buckets
March 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
We are doing a March madness bracket at work called D*GE Casualties and my bracket is called Weekly 5 Buckets
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DEVOUR FECULENCE
March 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
DEVOUR FECULENCE
Justin’s not at home tonight so that means it’s time for GIRL DINNER
March 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Justin’s not at home tonight so that means it’s time for GIRL DINNER
Is mercury in Gatorade cause wtf
March 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Is mercury in Gatorade cause wtf
Using a facemask that @gaymoonyall.bsky.social got me for Xmas. Is this peak self care?
March 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Using a facemask that @gaymoonyall.bsky.social got me for Xmas. Is this peak self care?
Still thinking about that Severance episode and what it means
March 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Still thinking about that Severance episode and what it means
Don’t use AI to learn. It’s not a peer reviewed source. You can’t hold an AI accountable for giving wrong or inappropriate information. If you’re 12, go to the library, engage in your community, join social events, get outdoors. Get outta here with your “use AI” crap.
When I talk to kids today and they ask me what I would do if I were 12 today, my answer is always the same, read books and learn how to use AI in every way shape and form you can. It is a living library that gives you responses and can help no matter who you are or where you live.
February 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Don’t use AI to learn. It’s not a peer reviewed source. You can’t hold an AI accountable for giving wrong or inappropriate information. If you’re 12, go to the library, engage in your community, join social events, get outdoors. Get outta here with your “use AI” crap.
Submitting an inquiry at work to see if the probationary status of the job I just applied for would be targeted if the termination of probationary employees directive turns towards my agency. I want the job, but what it I lose my career because I’m trying to better myself. Help me Buccees beaver.
February 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Submitting an inquiry at work to see if the probationary status of the job I just applied for would be targeted if the termination of probationary employees directive turns towards my agency. I want the job, but what it I lose my career because I’m trying to better myself. Help me Buccees beaver.
When you wake up and have a tummy ache that’s the worst your day is allowed to be. It’s the law.
February 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When you wake up and have a tummy ache that’s the worst your day is allowed to be. It’s the law.
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Mustard on the beat bro has been the earworm in my head for three days. Send help.
February 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Mustard on the beat bro has been the earworm in my head for three days. Send help.
I mean Chad already told us that he never made it as a wise man
February 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I mean Chad already told us that he never made it as a wise man