legume goon
@lyndianajones.bsky.social
rip twitter
i’m a jack of all trades, and a master of a very few hyper specific trades as well. shout out mental illness
i’m a jack of all trades, and a master of a very few hyper specific trades as well. shout out mental illness
i went on instagram and immediately took psychic damage
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
i went on instagram and immediately took psychic damage
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
gonna be so brave and bike in this frigid 50° weather (yes i’m a picky princess yes 67° and below is COLD)
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
gonna be so brave and bike in this frigid 50° weather (yes i’m a picky princess yes 67° and below is COLD)
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someone left me a gift bc they liked my subuwu 🥹🥹🥹 now my dashboard lego gollum has a friend :)
December 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
someone left me a gift bc they liked my subuwu 🥹🥹🥹 now my dashboard lego gollum has a friend :)
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Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
this holiday kinda sucks
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
this holiday kinda sucks
got so anxious about something i said on stage last night that i threw up and then hand deleted over 2,000 emails (unrelated)
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
got so anxious about something i said on stage last night that i threw up and then hand deleted over 2,000 emails (unrelated)
just found out that the 5 mile bike ride i’ve been doing every day is actually closer to 7 miles… feeling strong
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
just found out that the 5 mile bike ride i’ve been doing every day is actually closer to 7 miles… feeling strong
PLANTS ARE SO FUCKING COOL!!!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
PLANTS ARE SO FUCKING COOL!!!!!!
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I love him. “The first time I caught up to [ICE], I could tell that they already knew who I was. They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ‘Ha ha, bitches, I got a new scooter!’”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I love him. “The first time I caught up to [ICE], I could tell that they already knew who I was. They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ‘Ha ha, bitches, I got a new scooter!’”
aw darn! looks like i blew the savings account on rent, food, and utilities this month, again,
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
aw darn! looks like i blew the savings account on rent, food, and utilities this month, again,
u know when ur trying to turn the hose all the way off and instead u turn it to full blast? that just happened to me and i’m soaked
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
u know when ur trying to turn the hose all the way off and instead u turn it to full blast? that just happened to me and i’m soaked
a college student said to me today “some may consider YOU unc” so……
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
a college student said to me today “some may consider YOU unc” so……
being off most social media makes me feel so boomer….. i’m loving my slowness though…. much less worries
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
being off most social media makes me feel so boomer….. i’m loving my slowness though…. much less worries
what the hell, why not? i could use a laugh
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
what the hell, why not? i could use a laugh
NIGHT BLOOMING JASMINE
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
NIGHT BLOOMING JASMINE
louisiana is so crazy…. why am i behind a car with a “Jeaux Biden for President” bumper sticker. that motherfucker is not from here don’t louisiana-ify him
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
louisiana is so crazy…. why am i behind a car with a “Jeaux Biden for President” bumper sticker. that motherfucker is not from here don’t louisiana-ify him
the people in my area are actually Much Hornier than i initially anticipated
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
the people in my area are actually Much Hornier than i initially anticipated
i have two and a half consecutive days off from work in a row for the first time this year……. i feel like the bourgeoisie
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
i have two and a half consecutive days off from work in a row for the first time this year……. i feel like the bourgeoisie
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
