Lyle Shelley
lyleshelley.bsky.social
Lyle Shelley
@lyleshelley.bsky.social
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"I don't ever wanna feeeeeeeel, like I did that day, take me to a place I looooooove...."

- Dude walking by outside just now as I try, and thus far fail, to sleep. Should have stopped him and asked for the whole song, it couldn't be any less effective a sedative than staring into a bright screen.
July 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Being called "Boy!" hits way different delivered by a cheerful Cajun guy who's happy to see me than it did when my grandpa said "What the hell are you wearing, boy?" about my knockoff JNCOs in 1998.
June 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Just saw a dude in a Bluey t-shirt at the store looking thru other Bluey t-shirts.

Respect.
June 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The randomness that put me in a sudden 10-minute discussion about Agent Orange and the Vietnam War with a complete and total stranger on the sidewalk is why I am on this planet.
May 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
May 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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The new spec is an absolute banger.

Predator meets The Ruins with White Walkers.

If that’s your jam…

Contact Jasper Grey

@vendettagroup

and request…

ONLY THE DEAD.

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May 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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April 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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She never moved her bowels again.
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #writing #prompt
April 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Been a while since I last saw someone leave a public restroom after doing their business without so much as a glance at the sink. Must be why the universe sent me two in a row last night within 10 seconds of each other, and definitely why I'm slowly adapting THE AVIATOR into a monodrama.
April 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My father has entered some sort of late-life saucepan phase. He's purchased 3 different ones individually in the past week and has his eye on a 4th. It's outta control.
March 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Night made: found half of a quesarito I'd forgotten about in the fridge. Ate it right there in the kitchen. There is literally nothing better than this.
March 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Respect yourself.
Stay humble, hungry, curious, hard-working.
Help others.
March 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
"My finger hurts where my Central American boa bit it, but that was 2 years ago..." was said to me today, and I'd like to thank the universe for never boring me with the people I've crossed paths with in this life.
March 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Just got way too excited about the selections in a vending machine. Thankfully no witnesses.
March 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM