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Jeff Schneider
@lygerseye.bsky.social
Father, Geek, Musician, & Novice Stage Actor. Loves chocolate. Attached to @feather009. Refugee from Twitter: @lygerseye
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not trusting a lot of people in positions of authority. Now more than ever. But if the entire chain of command isn’t trustworthy, then are you suggesting we replace them all with JAG officers? (that the solution may be “more lawyers,” means we’re doubly screwed 😂)
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It’s quite unlikely that the president would give an order directly to a private. There are a lot of higher-ranked personnel that the orders would filter through before reaching the lower ranks, most of whom would absolutely know the legality of an order.
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Memory of a goldfish, that one.
October 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Saw him in concert about a year ago. His body may be showing the mileage, but his music isn’t!
September 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I’m “lucky” I’m considered obese. Only way I can get it in my state.
September 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Will the same encroachment rule apply when the person in front of me decides to put their seat back, smashing into my knees? I can lose weight. I can’t lose height.
August 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Added to the calendar!
July 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Now, whenever I see his signature on things, I’m going to think it’s a giant pubic hair.
July 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Ding dong!
July 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
“…business leaders met with Mayor Eric Adams to discuss how to bypass the democratic process and the will of the people.” ftfy
June 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Papers that important shouldn’t have been in Trump’s tiny little hands to begin with.
June 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Saw the Penske truck thinking is was it was randomly driving by and joked to myself: “Hey, look! Their ride is here!” Joke’s on me. 😂
June 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
While attending the San Diego Comic-Con about a decade ago, my friend and I happened to pass @wilwheaton.net on the sidewalk. As we passed one another, we exchanged head nods in recognition, and moved on.
June 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Can we re-normalize fact-checking guests like this? “This was said.” “No, it wasn’t.” “Roll the clip!”
June 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I was scrolling and scrolling and was about to be greatly disappointed that no one had made a Kessel run reference. Thank you! 🙏🏻
May 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
“Women. Can’t live with `em. Pass the beer nuts.”
May 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Now, where do we stand on toaster oven air fryers?
May 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
My experience as well!
May 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Has he tried tariffs against El Salvador? I hear that’s the solution for everything.
April 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
He died AGAIN?! Guy’s got 9 lives.
April 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Yes, then later move the goalpost again to some other whack-job theory (chem-trails, sunscreen, homogenized dairy products, etc.) when autism doesn’t just magically disappear.
April 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Or Kingpin
March 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM