If this is true, I firmly believe it's entirely because these soft as hell CBP goons are not ready for the cold.

Plus they won't have landscaping crews as easy targets.

"Just the News"

Wtf does that part even mean

Seems bad!

Hey George, what's your thought on whether talking about a bubble in the media makes it more likely to burst? Feels like the vibes are trending towards more ppl talking bubble, does this mean bursting is more likely to be coming sooner rather than later?

THAT'S A LIMB. CHECKMATE

You're so good with text to speech, having no limbs

I just hope the bubble bursts next year instead of after 2028

I mean why should I, a Federal Employee, support not getting paid and complete chaos in my workload if he's (1) not going to get anything substantive AND (2) not going to get maximal political value. It's all cons no pros

Maybe we need a strategic pasta reserve, to draw down in times like this

Bucatini making machines also tariffed lolsob

Some poor intern is going to get me cussing at them in about an hour.

This one is real tho

It's a giant fuck you to the concept of rule of law, that's about it probably.

Tbh if they had stuck it through Thanksgiving, the GOP would've folded or nuked the filibuster I think.

Counterpoint: they are iron spined when compared to Dem moderates