Bill S. Preston, Esq.
@lvlollypopkid.bsky.social
Lawyer who woke up feeling dangerous.
Living rent free in the minds of toxic, male lawyers since 2018!!
#VegasBorn #Browns #GoJays
Living rent free in the minds of toxic, male lawyers since 2018!!
#VegasBorn #Browns #GoJays
Here’s the first broken toe from March 2025 …
I kicked a hotel bed in Vegas.
The morning I was supposed to meet with the mortuary about my dad.
Oh yeah…that happened too…
I kicked a hotel bed in Vegas.
The morning I was supposed to meet with the mortuary about my dad.
Oh yeah…that happened too…
November 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Here’s the first broken toe from March 2025 …
I kicked a hotel bed in Vegas.
The morning I was supposed to meet with the mortuary about my dad.
Oh yeah…that happened too…
I kicked a hotel bed in Vegas.
The morning I was supposed to meet with the mortuary about my dad.
Oh yeah…that happened too…
Remember that fancy dressy photo?!
Turns out, I wore the sparkly heels with my second broken toe of the season.
A toe I broke 5 weeks before said wedding.
A week later, I’m rocking a whole ankle high walking boot…
#brokenpinkytoe #clumsyperson
Turns out, I wore the sparkly heels with my second broken toe of the season.
A toe I broke 5 weeks before said wedding.
A week later, I’m rocking a whole ankle high walking boot…
#brokenpinkytoe #clumsyperson
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Remember that fancy dressy photo?!
Turns out, I wore the sparkly heels with my second broken toe of the season.
A toe I broke 5 weeks before said wedding.
A week later, I’m rocking a whole ankle high walking boot…
#brokenpinkytoe #clumsyperson
Turns out, I wore the sparkly heels with my second broken toe of the season.
A toe I broke 5 weeks before said wedding.
A week later, I’m rocking a whole ankle high walking boot…
#brokenpinkytoe #clumsyperson
Let’s be serious.
One of your favorite #lawtwitter couples cleans up damn well.
Next wedding we attend….
OURS!!!
#EveryoneKnewBUTUs
One of your favorite #lawtwitter couples cleans up damn well.
Next wedding we attend….
OURS!!!
#EveryoneKnewBUTUs
October 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Let’s be serious.
One of your favorite #lawtwitter couples cleans up damn well.
Next wedding we attend….
OURS!!!
#EveryoneKnewBUTUs
One of your favorite #lawtwitter couples cleans up damn well.
Next wedding we attend….
OURS!!!
#EveryoneKnewBUTUs
August 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
FINALLY!!!!
After 8 months and 8 days….of a “6-8 month” process….
Next step: random Thursday swearing-in
After 8 months and 8 days….of a “6-8 month” process….
Next step: random Thursday swearing-in
July 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
FINALLY!!!!
After 8 months and 8 days….of a “6-8 month” process….
Next step: random Thursday swearing-in
After 8 months and 8 days….of a “6-8 month” process….
Next step: random Thursday swearing-in
….and now my heart is, quite literally, destroyed…..
139 days after saying goodbye to my first love, we had to say goodbye to my second.
Fuck 2025, whatever horse it rode in on, and whatever fucking deity I pissed off.
139 days after saying goodbye to my first love, we had to say goodbye to my second.
Fuck 2025, whatever horse it rode in on, and whatever fucking deity I pissed off.
June 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
….and now my heart is, quite literally, destroyed…..
139 days after saying goodbye to my first love, we had to say goodbye to my second.
Fuck 2025, whatever horse it rode in on, and whatever fucking deity I pissed off.
139 days after saying goodbye to my first love, we had to say goodbye to my second.
Fuck 2025, whatever horse it rode in on, and whatever fucking deity I pissed off.
May 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
With a very heavy, shattered heart…
I said goodbye to my first love, pure true, this morning.
I leave you with her signature blep!
I said goodbye to my first love, pure true, this morning.
I leave you with her signature blep!
February 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
With a very heavy, shattered heart…
I said goodbye to my first love, pure true, this morning.
I leave you with her signature blep!
I said goodbye to my first love, pure true, this morning.
I leave you with her signature blep!
Did a little bit of shopping yesterday at a quaint “local” boutique.
And can definitely say….
I said “Yeah!!” to the dress!
(which is my version of yes!)
419 days @pirateatlaw.bsky.social, but who’s counting really?!?
And can definitely say….
I said “Yeah!!” to the dress!
(which is my version of yes!)
419 days @pirateatlaw.bsky.social, but who’s counting really?!?
January 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Did a little bit of shopping yesterday at a quaint “local” boutique.
And can definitely say….
I said “Yeah!!” to the dress!
(which is my version of yes!)
419 days @pirateatlaw.bsky.social, but who’s counting really?!?
And can definitely say….
I said “Yeah!!” to the dress!
(which is my version of yes!)
419 days @pirateatlaw.bsky.social, but who’s counting really?!?
Negative.
They actually do call it burnt orange.
I just want something more orange than brown but not “omg” orange hahahaha
I was able to find a place with an orange that works!
They actually do call it burnt orange.
I just want something more orange than brown but not “omg” orange hahahaha
I was able to find a place with an orange that works!
December 29, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Negative.
They actually do call it burnt orange.
I just want something more orange than brown but not “omg” orange hahahaha
I was able to find a place with an orange that works!
They actually do call it burnt orange.
I just want something more orange than brown but not “omg” orange hahahaha
I was able to find a place with an orange that works!
December 19, 2024 at 5:10 AM
When you’re inner cross-stitching grandma comes out….
You buy needle minders that remind you of the love of your life.
And one of the best “inside” jokes you have with them!!
Cc: @pirateatlaw.bsky.social 😘
You buy needle minders that remind you of the love of your life.
And one of the best “inside” jokes you have with them!!
Cc: @pirateatlaw.bsky.social 😘
November 19, 2024 at 11:22 PM
When you’re inner cross-stitching grandma comes out….
You buy needle minders that remind you of the love of your life.
And one of the best “inside” jokes you have with them!!
Cc: @pirateatlaw.bsky.social 😘
You buy needle minders that remind you of the love of your life.
And one of the best “inside” jokes you have with them!!
Cc: @pirateatlaw.bsky.social 😘