Bill S. Preston, Esq.
@lvlollypopkid.bsky.social
Lawyer who woke up feeling dangerous.
Living rent free in the minds of toxic, male lawyers since 2018!!
#VegasBorn #Browns #GoJays
Living rent free in the minds of toxic, male lawyers since 2018!!
#VegasBorn #Browns #GoJays
@pirateatlaw.bsky.social over here eating peanut butter and pickle sandwiches…..
And I’m wondering if he’s pregnant …because I’m sure as hell not!
And I’m wondering if he’s pregnant …because I’m sure as hell not!
December 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
@pirateatlaw.bsky.social over here eating peanut butter and pickle sandwiches…..
And I’m wondering if he’s pregnant …because I’m sure as hell not!
And I’m wondering if he’s pregnant …because I’m sure as hell not!
Learning curve of a day….
Means we get comfort food for dinner!
Forever grateful I have @pirateatlaw.bsky.social standing by as I take on mountains!
Means we get comfort food for dinner!
Forever grateful I have @pirateatlaw.bsky.social standing by as I take on mountains!
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Learning curve of a day….
Means we get comfort food for dinner!
Forever grateful I have @pirateatlaw.bsky.social standing by as I take on mountains!
Means we get comfort food for dinner!
Forever grateful I have @pirateatlaw.bsky.social standing by as I take on mountains!
I told @pirateatlaw.bsky.social for DAYS to listen to his Instagram reels on silent…
He didn’t listen.
He took us both out this year!!!
#whamageddon
He didn’t listen.
He took us both out this year!!!
#whamageddon
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I told @pirateatlaw.bsky.social for DAYS to listen to his Instagram reels on silent…
He didn’t listen.
He took us both out this year!!!
#whamageddon
He didn’t listen.
He took us both out this year!!!
#whamageddon
Just when I think I can’t love @pirateatlaw.bsky.social more…
I have days like today where it’s no doubt, no question why we’re getting married in 91 days!
He’s my human. Like got damn.
Also…
theknot.com/everyoneknewbutus
Incredibly apropos!
I have days like today where it’s no doubt, no question why we’re getting married in 91 days!
He’s my human. Like got damn.
Also…
theknot.com/everyoneknewbutus
Incredibly apropos!
theknot.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Just when I think I can’t love @pirateatlaw.bsky.social more…
I have days like today where it’s no doubt, no question why we’re getting married in 91 days!
He’s my human. Like got damn.
Also…
theknot.com/everyoneknewbutus
Incredibly apropos!
I have days like today where it’s no doubt, no question why we’re getting married in 91 days!
He’s my human. Like got damn.
Also…
theknot.com/everyoneknewbutus
Incredibly apropos!
It’s a great day to be a #Cleveland sports fan!!
a man without a shirt is standing in front of a sign that says w.
ALT: a man without a shirt is standing in front of a sign that says w.
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November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
It’s a great day to be a #Cleveland sports fan!!
Remember that fancy dressy photo?!
Turns out, I wore the sparkly heels with my second broken toe of the season.
A toe I broke 5 weeks before said wedding.
A week later, I’m rocking a whole ankle high walking boot…
#brokenpinkytoe #clumsyperson
Turns out, I wore the sparkly heels with my second broken toe of the season.
A toe I broke 5 weeks before said wedding.
A week later, I’m rocking a whole ankle high walking boot…
#brokenpinkytoe #clumsyperson
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Remember that fancy dressy photo?!
Turns out, I wore the sparkly heels with my second broken toe of the season.
A toe I broke 5 weeks before said wedding.
A week later, I’m rocking a whole ankle high walking boot…
#brokenpinkytoe #clumsyperson
Turns out, I wore the sparkly heels with my second broken toe of the season.
A toe I broke 5 weeks before said wedding.
A week later, I’m rocking a whole ankle high walking boot…
#brokenpinkytoe #clumsyperson
Is it bad that I want to be a @courttvlive.bsky.social #talkinghead?!
Like…one of those attorneys they have on segments talking about the trials they’re watching…
Like…one of those attorneys they have on segments talking about the trials they’re watching…
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Is it bad that I want to be a @courttvlive.bsky.social #talkinghead?!
Like…one of those attorneys they have on segments talking about the trials they’re watching…
Like…one of those attorneys they have on segments talking about the trials they’re watching…
Let’s be serious.
One of your favorite #lawtwitter couples cleans up damn well.
Next wedding we attend….
OURS!!!
#EveryoneKnewBUTUs
One of your favorite #lawtwitter couples cleans up damn well.
Next wedding we attend….
OURS!!!
#EveryoneKnewBUTUs
October 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Let’s be serious.
One of your favorite #lawtwitter couples cleans up damn well.
Next wedding we attend….
OURS!!!
#EveryoneKnewBUTUs
One of your favorite #lawtwitter couples cleans up damn well.
Next wedding we attend….
OURS!!!
#EveryoneKnewBUTUs
...it's 12:51 am....
WHY am I still awake?!?!
WHY am I still awake?!?!
October 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
...it's 12:51 am....
WHY am I still awake?!?!
WHY am I still awake?!?!
It’s a Monday kind of Tuesday.
And I’m a royal fucking mess.
And I’m a royal fucking mess.
October 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It’s a Monday kind of Tuesday.
And I’m a royal fucking mess.
And I’m a royal fucking mess.
August 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
10 years ago, law school wasn’t even an idea for me.
Now here I am…
Licensed in two states.
With offices in…two states.
Who am I?!?!
Now here I am…
Licensed in two states.
With offices in…two states.
Who am I?!?!
August 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
10 years ago, law school wasn’t even an idea for me.
Now here I am…
Licensed in two states.
With offices in…two states.
Who am I?!?!
Now here I am…
Licensed in two states.
With offices in…two states.
Who am I?!?!
FINALLY!!!!
After 8 months and 8 days….of a “6-8 month” process….
Next step: random Thursday swearing-in
After 8 months and 8 days….of a “6-8 month” process….
Next step: random Thursday swearing-in
July 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
FINALLY!!!!
After 8 months and 8 days….of a “6-8 month” process….
Next step: random Thursday swearing-in
After 8 months and 8 days….of a “6-8 month” process….
Next step: random Thursday swearing-in
…I used, and admitted, an exhibit - over a hearsay objection…
For the purpose of impeaching the opposing party in a custody trial…
Who am I?!?!
For the purpose of impeaching the opposing party in a custody trial…
Who am I?!?!
July 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
…I used, and admitted, an exhibit - over a hearsay objection…
For the purpose of impeaching the opposing party in a custody trial…
Who am I?!?!
For the purpose of impeaching the opposing party in a custody trial…
Who am I?!?!
I made more objections to “leading questions” in a 2-day TPR trial, than a parent’s attorney had seen in his 25 years of practice.
#makemyrecord #juvenilecourt
#makemyrecord #juvenilecourt
June 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I made more objections to “leading questions” in a 2-day TPR trial, than a parent’s attorney had seen in his 25 years of practice.
#makemyrecord #juvenilecourt
#makemyrecord #juvenilecourt
….and now my heart is, quite literally, destroyed…..
139 days after saying goodbye to my first love, we had to say goodbye to my second.
Fuck 2025, whatever horse it rode in on, and whatever fucking deity I pissed off.
139 days after saying goodbye to my first love, we had to say goodbye to my second.
Fuck 2025, whatever horse it rode in on, and whatever fucking deity I pissed off.
June 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
….and now my heart is, quite literally, destroyed…..
139 days after saying goodbye to my first love, we had to say goodbye to my second.
Fuck 2025, whatever horse it rode in on, and whatever fucking deity I pissed off.
139 days after saying goodbye to my first love, we had to say goodbye to my second.
Fuck 2025, whatever horse it rode in on, and whatever fucking deity I pissed off.
I just watched more people march down #BroadwayStreet in #Denver than have been at a #ColoradoRockies game all year.
And I am fascinated!
#NoKings
And I am fascinated!
#NoKings
June 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I just watched more people march down #BroadwayStreet in #Denver than have been at a #ColoradoRockies game all year.
And I am fascinated!
#NoKings
And I am fascinated!
#NoKings
I was today years old when….
….I found out my WORST irrational fear (and it’s fucking irrational) is a popular kids #YouTube series….
…I. Am. Shook!’
….I found out my WORST irrational fear (and it’s fucking irrational) is a popular kids #YouTube series….
…I. Am. Shook!’
June 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I was today years old when….
….I found out my WORST irrational fear (and it’s fucking irrational) is a popular kids #YouTube series….
…I. Am. Shook!’
….I found out my WORST irrational fear (and it’s fucking irrational) is a popular kids #YouTube series….
…I. Am. Shook!’
Dear 2025:
Please. Stop.
I’m really not sure how much more I can handle…..
Please. Stop.
I’m really not sure how much more I can handle…..
a man is screaming with his hands on his head and says `` for the love of god come on already !!! ''
ALT: a man is screaming with his hands on his head and says `` for the love of god come on already !!! ''
media.tenor.com
June 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Dear 2025:
Please. Stop.
I’m really not sure how much more I can handle…..
Please. Stop.
I’m really not sure how much more I can handle…..
Wanna lose weight?!
Just go through the stress and depression of:
1) spending 2 wks wondering if the city is going to evict you;
2) having to suddenly put your oldest cat down;
3) unexpectedly losing your dad after sending him sneak peek engagement photos
…all within 2 months…
Yeah. Fun times.
Just go through the stress and depression of:
1) spending 2 wks wondering if the city is going to evict you;
2) having to suddenly put your oldest cat down;
3) unexpectedly losing your dad after sending him sneak peek engagement photos
…all within 2 months…
Yeah. Fun times.
May 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Wanna lose weight?!
Just go through the stress and depression of:
1) spending 2 wks wondering if the city is going to evict you;
2) having to suddenly put your oldest cat down;
3) unexpectedly losing your dad after sending him sneak peek engagement photos
…all within 2 months…
Yeah. Fun times.
Just go through the stress and depression of:
1) spending 2 wks wondering if the city is going to evict you;
2) having to suddenly put your oldest cat down;
3) unexpectedly losing your dad after sending him sneak peek engagement photos
…all within 2 months…
Yeah. Fun times.
For the first time in weeks….
I am actually hungry and WANT to eat food.
I am actually hungry and WANT to eat food.
May 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
For the first time in weeks….
I am actually hungry and WANT to eat food.
I am actually hungry and WANT to eat food.
May 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
….I miss my dad….
April 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
….I miss my dad….
Vegas: 18 years, 2 months, 18 days
Orlando: 4 years, 4 months, 26 days
Reno: 7 years, 7 months, 4 days
Omaha: 7 years, 8 months, 9 days
Today starts a new adventure in my new city!!
Fourth state. Fifth city.
And I can now say I’ve officially lived in every US time zone!!!
Orlando: 4 years, 4 months, 26 days
Reno: 7 years, 7 months, 4 days
Omaha: 7 years, 8 months, 9 days
Today starts a new adventure in my new city!!
Fourth state. Fifth city.
And I can now say I’ve officially lived in every US time zone!!!
April 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Vegas: 18 years, 2 months, 18 days
Orlando: 4 years, 4 months, 26 days
Reno: 7 years, 7 months, 4 days
Omaha: 7 years, 8 months, 9 days
Today starts a new adventure in my new city!!
Fourth state. Fifth city.
And I can now say I’ve officially lived in every US time zone!!!
Orlando: 4 years, 4 months, 26 days
Reno: 7 years, 7 months, 4 days
Omaha: 7 years, 8 months, 9 days
Today starts a new adventure in my new city!!
Fourth state. Fifth city.
And I can now say I’ve officially lived in every US time zone!!!