LVDVL
lvdvl.bsky.social
LVDVL
@lvdvl.bsky.social
no, it's not "Love Devil", but maybe it should've been
🏳️‍⚧️21
head hates me but we'll still try to be happy
incredibly volatile girl, new to existing
💉9/25
alterous with @abitchandahalf.bsky.social
ngl.link/lvdvl2 🥺
kofi link soon™
throne too? :3
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i know you're busy with thanksgiving
just make sure to stuff me, too
forever meant to sleep when the opportunity to hang with a friend becomes available :(
forever just soooo sleepy...
so long as i shouldn't be :3
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 AM
the way push notifications work here on ios is so weird

my experience with the official android client's notifs wasn't great either tho

my experience lately meant i did find a little workaround just now to hide a post from someone :P
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM
forever just soooo sleepy...
so long as i shouldn't be :3
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
i'm a good girl ><
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
does it count as weed that makes me subby if i wasn't high?
worried i'm a heavyweight...

don't wanna test it anymore than the little i have lately though...
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
worried i'm a heavyweight...

don't wanna test it anymore than the little i have lately though...
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Never know what to put here 💗 follow for moots I guess?
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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i wrote this wrong lol i tipped 50%
the look you give to the restruant worker when you tell them you are service industry (You will tip 25% and get a free drink or starter)
a man in a red shirt is looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a red shirt is looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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have you told mastercard how society would be better off without them yet today?
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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would have been real fucking funny if during the whole "ICE using Halo in its propaganda" arc somebody had said "Sangheili more like Sieg-Heil-i" and then had the awkward realization that that's Literally Their Name and has been the whole time
I still can't believe the entire Halo fandom is too cowardly to read "Sangheili" correctly and pronounces it "Sangheeli"
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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A dog girl sits before you
Holding out her leash
If you take it, there will be consequences you can not comprehend
Do you accept it?
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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need to slowly kiss someone's tip while making eye contact with them
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Two slots open, 20$ USD, for anyone interested you can message me on my dm's
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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*fluttershy voice* aw c'mere you cute little bunny there there don't worry im not gonna hurt you :]
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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me: *googling symptoms*

webmd: you’re being murdered

murderer: see i told you
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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I wish Sora2 was illegal
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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when i cum it makes the laser explosion noise from og gundam
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Me if I was written by Vivziepop:
@movieoak.bsky.social has swears! They've used 306 profanities in their last 7,141 posts.

🥇 "fucking" (69 times)
🥈 "fuck" (47 times)
🥉 "shit" (40 times)
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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if the earth were the density of a black hole it would be the size of a marble
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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there is a psychic toll to living in the surveillance age
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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I’m like if a woman experienced hunger
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i stepped into work like a half hour ago how did the sun disappear so fast?
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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I was sent here to destroy you
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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< nowadays i dont even have any like "i wish X happened to me" like i just wish my brain worked
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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remake of Jurassic Park where everyone is women including the park
remake of Lord of the Rings where everyone is women
including the rings
remake of National Treasure where everyone is women
including the treasure
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM