Stretch Himbo
luxasm.bsky.social
Stretch Himbo
@luxasm.bsky.social
Tread desk owner
Love a roast, hate seppos.
I'm conflicted
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Meant to say this on your og post but damn it's such a cool idea!
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I know enough about ties that I helped one dude who had the back of the tie untucked a little. Fortunately we'd just started recorded. I was a real hero
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
For some reason, I read this in the style of harder better faster stronger then realised it's technologic 🤦‍♂️
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 AM
There's a door knockers joke in here somewhere, but naww that's so exciting!
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Love that geedubs is famously litigious but probably won't go after stuff like this
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I'm sorry, I can never go back to the bad old days 😱
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Oh shit this ring your uncle gave is bad fucking news. We gotta destroy it now!
But first, a 2 page song about how nice baths are
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I will watch it but I know it's gonna change me
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Brb hubbie, getting my beak stickied
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 AM
He's fucking life in the gall bladder in heaven now 😭
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 AM