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Stretch Himbo
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Thanks Garmin. Lemme run that by the kids
A notification from the Garmin connect app that reads "sleep coach. 9 hours recommended. You could use a lot more sleep lately."
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Bluesky is censoring me
A screenshot of me trying to reply "The Shig Bort" and blue sky saying there's an internal server error
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Totally would watch Tony Shalhoub talking about cool, food but can YouTube please stop showing me this particular image???
A Youtube Short thumbnail. It is a portrait image close up of actor Tony Shalhoub eating pasta in a way that is very unflattering. the text reads "Tony Shalhoub finds a $2.25 NYC dish worth an enormous tip."
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Making myself a breakfast bagel for fun
A man's hand holding a poppyseed bagel filled with eggs and bacon. The bagel is wrapped in a brown paper bag
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Mainly shared the video because is so funny and jesus wept this has happened to me.
A kindly relative notices a clothing brand you liked years ago had a sloth mascot. They assume you love sloths and you wonder why every present they get you has sloths all over it 😆
Youtube comment on the above video that reads "I'm a teacher and a student bought me a Dracula funko because I love Drac and during the zoom teaching era a student saw Drac and bought me Frankenstein and it snowballed and now I have like a dozen funkos and I never bought any of them and I find them a bit creepy but I can't get rid of them bc they're from my kids I'm in a prison of my students' making and my jailers all have big black eyes."
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Went to the store today and they had you!
Photo of a black bird at a nature centre. Next to the bird is text that says "Spangled drongo"
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
An anime man with blond hair and a red jacket smokes a cigarette (he might be from old Gundam). He stares at the camera sternly. The text reads "It's nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself can't fix."
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Being very strong and not getting this garmin watch which is also a dive computer and looks sick
Garmin Fenix 8 smart watch
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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2am: going back for more white monster
(Last hour back to Brisbane)
A man with short curly black, a moustache and sunglasses wearing a white singlet, blue jeans and an open linen button up shirt. He walks out of a service station holding a can of white monster energy drink
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Morning from K'Gari
A man wearing glasses with curly black hair and a dirty mo. He smiles at the camera and holds a Sony FX3 with an external monitor. Behind him is the water of heavy bay and a sunrise
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Ladies I know it's tough being on dating apps, but don't worry! Us fellas also come across some real goddamn specimens
Screenshot of a dating profile which reads: My bio Back on Canada after living in Australia for a year. Looking for a man with no kids who is conservative with a good sense of humour. Likes techno, is independent and doesn't love with his mother. I like to travel, I am easy going, funny and love the ocean. "My humble brag is: I can do a mean Vietnamese accent and hold it for as long as necessary" For clarity, this person is white My ultimate free flag is Your European. Your I'm a real nerd about harry potter
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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Hiiiisssssssssssssssss
Closeup on some fucked up AI man who looks like a microwaved DreamWorks character Closeup of an AI woman who looks like a Disney princess with a brain injury
October 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Best of all, comes with a little usb-c to big usb and it sorta clips in 😁
October 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Big SSDs are so tiny now it's a little concerning. Look at this thing!
A SanDisk SSD being held in a man's hand
October 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Important work going on here
A kitchen sink full of water. The water contains an underwater camera and a mermaid barbie
October 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Hell yeah, I've wanted to do underwater photography for years 😁
An Olympus TG-7 camera mounted into an underwater housing
October 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Don't mind me fellas, just greasing up my ring (so tempted to spoiler the image but won't)
An underwater camera housing and an instruction booklet explaining how to apply silicone grease to the housing's o-ring
October 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Did a ghost tour of Toowong cemetery tonight. 10/10, do recommend. Just the right mix of camp horror and well researched history.
Also there was still lightning from the thunderstorm so mwah 👌
So atmospheric
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Flashlights have firmware now...
October 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Some reef vision from the trip
Song is 'Reef' by Euan Ellis
October 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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Catholics 🤝 Me

Liking skeletons that look like dark souls baddies
The cover of the book "heavenly bodies: cult treasures & spectacular saints from the catacombs" by Paul Koudounaris. It shows a bejeweled, ornamented skeleton
October 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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That sure was boat
A man smiling at the camera while people disembark a boat behind him
October 6, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Boht
Closeup of me on a boat on the great barrier reef during sunset
October 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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*me after this is said to me at the playground
October 3, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Whilst I'm ideologically opposed to Mega Yachts, phwoaaarrr
The Mega Yachts Liva docked at the Cairns port
October 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM