Love & A Broken Clock
@luvnabroknclock.bsky.social
Forgot the pronouns at the store, be right back with He/Him.
Cooking, carving, drawing, gaming. All while teaching and dadding.
MAGAts can chug a powdered glass smoothie.
Cooking, carving, drawing, gaming. All while teaching and dadding.
MAGAts can chug a powdered glass smoothie.
I got a really great comment about this, but I'm stepping away from the socials for a bit. But when I get back, in about 15 minutes, I'll make it then.
January 9, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I got a really great comment about this, but I'm stepping away from the socials for a bit. But when I get back, in about 15 minutes, I'll make it then.
One of the best ones to break.
January 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
One of the best ones to break.
I'm surprised I was never thrown out of hotels and/or arrested for just walking around with liquor bottles at the cons hosted there.
January 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I'm surprised I was never thrown out of hotels and/or arrested for just walking around with liquor bottles at the cons hosted there.
At least it isn't amaze-balls.
January 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
At least it isn't amaze-balls.
I'm gonna coffee snob snob you and say the best way is to drink it out of your personal coffee palms underling.
January 9, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I'm gonna coffee snob snob you and say the best way is to drink it out of your personal coffee palms underling.
My brother didn't play sports in high school. Hang on, my bad, that's a sleeveless douche shirt. Carry on.
January 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
My brother didn't play sports in high school. Hang on, my bad, that's a sleeveless douche shirt. Carry on.
Not gonna lie, running con larps for around 40-50 people was a great 'sink or swim' thing for me.
January 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Not gonna lie, running con larps for around 40-50 people was a great 'sink or swim' thing for me.
Ah geez, I don't even know which GOP MAGAt this is, there's so goddamn many of the vermin.
January 8, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Ah geez, I don't even know which GOP MAGAt this is, there's so goddamn many of the vermin.
Uh, why are you gonna lick a napkin that clearly doesn't have any jelly on it? That's crazy.
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Uh, why are you gonna lick a napkin that clearly doesn't have any jelly on it? That's crazy.
I probably undermine the benefits by adding chocolate chips and peanut butter, but at least im getting more fiber. Or whatever it is that the oats bring to the table.
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I probably undermine the benefits by adding chocolate chips and peanut butter, but at least im getting more fiber. Or whatever it is that the oats bring to the table.
Fact. It's the best year I ever have will did travel-ed to. Eventually.
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Fact. It's the best year I ever have will did travel-ed to. Eventually.
When did Joel McHale change his name to Brian?
January 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
When did Joel McHale change his name to Brian?
Oops! All Pedos!
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Oops! All Pedos!
Same here, not that much of a brag, bros.
January 2, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Same here, not that much of a brag, bros.
But I'd listen to this.
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
But I'd listen to this.
It's a ceramic form. You just moosh the shortbread dough down and bake it in the thing. So easier than trying to cut out with smaller cookie molds.
January 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
It's a ceramic form. You just moosh the shortbread dough down and bake it in the thing. So easier than trying to cut out with smaller cookie molds.
Had a student bust out the knock knock joke about cargo goes beep beep! Truly hilarious coming from that kid.
January 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Had a student bust out the knock knock joke about cargo goes beep beep! Truly hilarious coming from that kid.
Even myself, good.
January 1, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Even myself, good.
Ok, now I understand how someone would become a commie mutant traitor.
January 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Ok, now I understand how someone would become a commie mutant traitor.
This is ideal vagueposting. I feel I know enough to also say "yeah, fuck you, kayla." Right alongside you.
January 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
This is ideal vagueposting. I feel I know enough to also say "yeah, fuck you, kayla." Right alongside you.
But ARE you glowing? Because that'd be awesome.
January 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
But ARE you glowing? Because that'd be awesome.
So brave.
December 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
So brave.
Didn't he already kiss the ring and ass back in January?
December 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Didn't he already kiss the ring and ass back in January?