Lu Valentino
@luvalentino.bsky.social
Entertainment Marketing Director• Executive Podcast Producer.
Katy Perry’s U.S. tour isn’t selling. Minneapolis? 6k tickets in a 20k arena.
Might be time to move it to a planetarium. Or an old Planet Fitness after hours.
At least then, the space would match the energy.😖😵💫
Might be time to move it to a planetarium. Or an old Planet Fitness after hours.
At least then, the space would match the energy.😖😵💫
May 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Katy Perry’s U.S. tour isn’t selling. Minneapolis? 6k tickets in a 20k arena.
Might be time to move it to a planetarium. Or an old Planet Fitness after hours.
At least then, the space would match the energy.😖😵💫
Might be time to move it to a planetarium. Or an old Planet Fitness after hours.
At least then, the space would match the energy.😖😵💫
I asked ChatGPT what I would look like as a dog—
I’d adopt me.🐾
I’d adopt me.🐾
April 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I asked ChatGPT what I would look like as a dog—
I’d adopt me.🐾
I’d adopt me.🐾
“One day, we will see our animals again in the eternity of Christ. Paradise is open to all of God’s creatures.” —POPE FRANCIS
Your deep love for every living soul was a testament to grace and compassion.
1936–2025 R.I.P.
Your deep love for every living soul was a testament to grace and compassion.
1936–2025 R.I.P.
April 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
“One day, we will see our animals again in the eternity of Christ. Paradise is open to all of God’s creatures.” —POPE FRANCIS
Your deep love for every living soul was a testament to grace and compassion.
1936–2025 R.I.P.
Your deep love for every living soul was a testament to grace and compassion.
1936–2025 R.I.P.
Not the celebrity cosplayers calling themselves astronauts—these are the REAL WOMEN ASTRONAUTS who broke Earth’s bounds and made history. The ones little girls should truly look up to.🚀
April 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Not the celebrity cosplayers calling themselves astronauts—these are the REAL WOMEN ASTRONAUTS who broke Earth’s bounds and made history. The ones little girls should truly look up to.🚀
These two clips give off the exact same energy.😵💫
April 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
These two clips give off the exact same energy.😵💫
🚨 1923 SPOILER🚨
Best line in the series finale!💕😭😭
Best line in the series finale!💕😭😭
April 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
🚨 1923 SPOILER🚨
Best line in the series finale!💕😭😭
Best line in the series finale!💕😭😭
“What good are protests?”
They cost politicians votes, donors, and endorsements. That threat has power. Protest is the first act—not the finale.
Take Wisconsin, thousands hit the streets. Ketamine-Elonia spent $20M+ to buy the race. His ass lost.
Change starts in the streets—but ends at the polls.🗳️
They cost politicians votes, donors, and endorsements. That threat has power. Protest is the first act—not the finale.
Take Wisconsin, thousands hit the streets. Ketamine-Elonia spent $20M+ to buy the race. His ass lost.
Change starts in the streets—but ends at the polls.🗳️
April 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“What good are protests?”
They cost politicians votes, donors, and endorsements. That threat has power. Protest is the first act—not the finale.
Take Wisconsin, thousands hit the streets. Ketamine-Elonia spent $20M+ to buy the race. His ass lost.
Change starts in the streets—but ends at the polls.🗳️
They cost politicians votes, donors, and endorsements. That threat has power. Protest is the first act—not the finale.
Take Wisconsin, thousands hit the streets. Ketamine-Elonia spent $20M+ to buy the race. His ass lost.
Change starts in the streets—but ends at the polls.🗳️
The Dictator calls it “Liberation Day” 🤣—we call it the moment the house of cards collapsed. A $2T market wipeout, businesses in chaos, the world watching in horror. But sure, let’s call it “liberation” when it’s actually economic sabotage. Enjoy your “freedom,” MAGA—hope you like it bankrupt.
April 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The Dictator calls it “Liberation Day” 🤣—we call it the moment the house of cards collapsed. A $2T market wipeout, businesses in chaos, the world watching in horror. But sure, let’s call it “liberation” when it’s actually economic sabotage. Enjoy your “freedom,” MAGA—hope you like it bankrupt.
Flagstaff KAFF radio host and NAU teacher Dave Zorn was arrested on seven counts of luring a minor for sexual exploitation. He’s held on a $100K bond—AND KAFF RADIO THINKS "ADMINISTRATIVE LEAVE" IS ENOUGH?? JFC, HOW MUCH F’NG PROOF DO YOU NEED??
(via: Barrett media)
(via: Barrett media)
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Flagstaff KAFF radio host and NAU teacher Dave Zorn was arrested on seven counts of luring a minor for sexual exploitation. He’s held on a $100K bond—AND KAFF RADIO THINKS "ADMINISTRATIVE LEAVE" IS ENOUGH?? JFC, HOW MUCH F’NG PROOF DO YOU NEED??
(via: Barrett media)
(via: Barrett media)
Elonia thought he could upgrade democracy to ‘Pay-to-Win’ mode. Dropped $25 million and handed out million-dollar checks like party favors. Wisconsin voters responded: ‘Transaction declined.’🧀
April 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Elonia thought he could upgrade democracy to ‘Pay-to-Win’ mode. Dropped $25 million and handed out million-dollar checks like party favors. Wisconsin voters responded: ‘Transaction declined.’🧀
I wish I could tell you this was AI - It's not.
February 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I wish I could tell you this was AI - It's not.
These are the 19-24 year olds helping Musk (Led by Amanda Scales)....Say their names: Akash Bobba,, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, Ethan Shaotran. -- Last but not least, Edward Coristine-whose Daddy, Charles Coristine is the CEO and president of LesserEvil Popcorn
February 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
These are the 19-24 year olds helping Musk (Led by Amanda Scales)....Say their names: Akash Bobba,, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, Ethan Shaotran. -- Last but not least, Edward Coristine-whose Daddy, Charles Coristine is the CEO and president of LesserEvil Popcorn
Well THIS felt refreshing.
February 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Well THIS felt refreshing.
Today marked 5 years since I lost my 15.5 yo Yorkie, LuVee. The pain never fades, and I miss her as much now as the day she left.🥹
January 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Today marked 5 years since I lost my 15.5 yo Yorkie, LuVee. The pain never fades, and I miss her as much now as the day she left.🥹
Hold up, Snoop Dogg where’s the disconnect here? You’re calling out Trump‘s racism here and anyone aligning with it, and now you’re backing him? Did we miss the plot twist, or did you? 
January 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Hold up, Snoop Dogg where’s the disconnect here? You’re calling out Trump‘s racism here and anyone aligning with it, and now you’re backing him? Did we miss the plot twist, or did you? 
The Jimmy Kimmel Live donation center to support those affected by the Palisades & Eaton Fires is at 6901 Hawthorn Ave., LA, now from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. PT, thru Fri, Jan. 17.
They're accepting bottled water, Gatorade, baby food, pet food, non-perishable food, toiletries, diapers, and wipes.🙂↕️♥️
They're accepting bottled water, Gatorade, baby food, pet food, non-perishable food, toiletries, diapers, and wipes.🙂↕️♥️
January 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The Jimmy Kimmel Live donation center to support those affected by the Palisades & Eaton Fires is at 6901 Hawthorn Ave., LA, now from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. PT, thru Fri, Jan. 17.
They're accepting bottled water, Gatorade, baby food, pet food, non-perishable food, toiletries, diapers, and wipes.🙂↕️♥️
They're accepting bottled water, Gatorade, baby food, pet food, non-perishable food, toiletries, diapers, and wipes.🙂↕️♥️
Hope you had a great Christmas and first day of Hanukkah! I was seriously spoiled this year, but since I’m unemployed and couldn’t afford the big gifts like last year, I gave everyone $1 scratch-off tickets. Hey, at least there’s a chance someone could win big... or, you know, a dollar.
December 26, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Hope you had a great Christmas and first day of Hanukkah! I was seriously spoiled this year, but since I’m unemployed and couldn’t afford the big gifts like last year, I gave everyone $1 scratch-off tickets. Hey, at least there’s a chance someone could win big... or, you know, a dollar.
🎄Enjoy my holiday sing-a-long- song to
Luigi Mangione. 🔊
"Hey there Luigi, what's it like in New York City
I know when you get to prison, you've got something planned for Diddy, yes you do. . ."
Luigi Mangione. 🔊
"Hey there Luigi, what's it like in New York City
I know when you get to prison, you've got something planned for Diddy, yes you do. . ."
December 20, 2024 at 1:39 AM
🎄Enjoy my holiday sing-a-long- song to
Luigi Mangione. 🔊
"Hey there Luigi, what's it like in New York City
I know when you get to prison, you've got something planned for Diddy, yes you do. . ."
Luigi Mangione. 🔊
"Hey there Luigi, what's it like in New York City
I know when you get to prison, you've got something planned for Diddy, yes you do. . ."
If I MAY-- I'd like to recommend a cute & funny new holiday movie now on Netflix that I watched again last night. Our Little Secret w/Lindsay Lohan - Ian Harding - Kristen Chenoweth--
AND THERE'S A YORKIE IN THE MOVIE TOO🐾🥰
AND THERE'S A YORKIE IN THE MOVIE TOO🐾🥰
December 10, 2024 at 7:54 PM
If I MAY-- I'd like to recommend a cute & funny new holiday movie now on Netflix that I watched again last night. Our Little Secret w/Lindsay Lohan - Ian Harding - Kristen Chenoweth--
AND THERE'S A YORKIE IN THE MOVIE TOO🐾🥰
AND THERE'S A YORKIE IN THE MOVIE TOO🐾🥰
Who curb-stomped Jay Leno? He said he fell down a hill & 'broke my wrist, lost my nail on my finger'.
ANYWAY, did you know that Goodfellas grossed $47 million against a budget of $25 million.
ANYWAY, did you know that Goodfellas grossed $47 million against a budget of $25 million.
November 22, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Who curb-stomped Jay Leno? He said he fell down a hill & 'broke my wrist, lost my nail on my finger'.
ANYWAY, did you know that Goodfellas grossed $47 million against a budget of $25 million.
ANYWAY, did you know that Goodfellas grossed $47 million against a budget of $25 million.
This is not Germany 1930s--
THIS IS OHIO 2024.😡
THIS IS OHIO 2024.😡
November 18, 2024 at 5:24 PM
This is not Germany 1930s--
THIS IS OHIO 2024.😡
THIS IS OHIO 2024.😡
How does that backwash taste Dr. Phil?🤔
(Btw--I did nazi this coming)
(Btw--I did nazi this coming)
November 18, 2024 at 5:13 AM
How does that backwash taste Dr. Phil?🤔
(Btw--I did nazi this coming)
(Btw--I did nazi this coming)
The skies in LA were showing off last night.
September 12, 2023 at 12:29 PM
The skies in LA were showing off last night.
🎈My girl would've been 17 yo today. Not a day goes by when I love on another dog that it's her I'm thinking of- that's why they all get squuuuished. I miss you terribly LuVee.🕯️
September 8, 2023 at 12:23 PM
🎈My girl would've been 17 yo today. Not a day goes by when I love on another dog that it's her I'm thinking of- that's why they all get squuuuished. I miss you terribly LuVee.🕯️