Lu Valentino
@luvalentino.bsky.social
Entertainment Marketing Director• Executive Podcast Producer.
I came to BlueSky thinking it’d be the next big thing… but all my posts here are identical to what I share on Threads, where they actually get seen. Over here? Crickets. Sorry BlueSky, but you’re like a party where no one shows up and the snacks suck.
June 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I came to BlueSky thinking it’d be the next big thing… but all my posts here are identical to what I share on Threads, where they actually get seen. Over here? Crickets. Sorry BlueSky, but you’re like a party where no one shows up and the snacks suck.
🤣😂Someone called KKKaroline ‘Taco Belle’ and that’s all I need to diagnose the delusion.
Anyway, I’m full. Tapped out on plastic politics for the week.
Anyway, I’m full. Tapped out on plastic politics for the week.
May 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
🤣😂Someone called KKKaroline ‘Taco Belle’ and that’s all I need to diagnose the delusion.
Anyway, I’m full. Tapped out on plastic politics for the week.
Anyway, I’m full. Tapped out on plastic politics for the week.
I’ve decided to take full advantage of those free online Harvard courses. It’s about time my Harvard sweatshirt stopped lying.
May 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’ve decided to take full advantage of those free online Harvard courses. It’s about time my Harvard sweatshirt stopped lying.
Whenever I’m feeling down about not being able to have children, I turn on Toddlers & Tiaras… and suddenly my barren womb feels like a peaceful sanctuary.
May 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Whenever I’m feeling down about not being able to have children, I turn on Toddlers & Tiaras… and suddenly my barren womb feels like a peaceful sanctuary.
That wannabe dictator wants to reopen Alcatraz as a prison? With what?..ghost guards and 1930s plumbing? It’s a national park, not a lockup. No staff (thanks to his cuts), no security, and Newsom would shut that down faster than a Proud Boy on parole. Book a tour, Don. Closest you’ll get to a cell.
May 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
That wannabe dictator wants to reopen Alcatraz as a prison? With what?..ghost guards and 1930s plumbing? It’s a national park, not a lockup. No staff (thanks to his cuts), no security, and Newsom would shut that down faster than a Proud Boy on parole. Book a tour, Don. Closest you’ll get to a cell.
Katy Perry’s U.S. tour isn’t selling. Minneapolis? 6k tickets in a 20k arena.
Might be time to move it to a planetarium. Or an old Planet Fitness after hours.
At least then, the space would match the energy.😖😵💫
Might be time to move it to a planetarium. Or an old Planet Fitness after hours.
At least then, the space would match the energy.😖😵💫
May 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Katy Perry’s U.S. tour isn’t selling. Minneapolis? 6k tickets in a 20k arena.
Might be time to move it to a planetarium. Or an old Planet Fitness after hours.
At least then, the space would match the energy.😖😵💫
Might be time to move it to a planetarium. Or an old Planet Fitness after hours.
At least then, the space would match the energy.😖😵💫
I asked ChatGPT what I would look like as a dog—
I’d adopt me.🐾
I’d adopt me.🐾
April 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I asked ChatGPT what I would look like as a dog—
I’d adopt me.🐾
I’d adopt me.🐾
“One day, we will see our animals again in the eternity of Christ. Paradise is open to all of God’s creatures.” —POPE FRANCIS
Your deep love for every living soul was a testament to grace and compassion.
1936–2025 R.I.P.
Your deep love for every living soul was a testament to grace and compassion.
1936–2025 R.I.P.
April 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
“One day, we will see our animals again in the eternity of Christ. Paradise is open to all of God’s creatures.” —POPE FRANCIS
Your deep love for every living soul was a testament to grace and compassion.
1936–2025 R.I.P.
Your deep love for every living soul was a testament to grace and compassion.
1936–2025 R.I.P.
Not the celebrity cosplayers calling themselves astronauts—these are the REAL WOMEN ASTRONAUTS who broke Earth’s bounds and made history. The ones little girls should truly look up to.🚀
April 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Not the celebrity cosplayers calling themselves astronauts—these are the REAL WOMEN ASTRONAUTS who broke Earth’s bounds and made history. The ones little girls should truly look up to.🚀
These two clips give off the exact same energy.😵💫
April 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
These two clips give off the exact same energy.😵💫
🚨 1923 SPOILER🚨
Best line in the series finale!💕😭😭
Best line in the series finale!💕😭😭
April 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
🚨 1923 SPOILER🚨
Best line in the series finale!💕😭😭
Best line in the series finale!💕😭😭
“What good are protests?”
They cost politicians votes, donors, and endorsements. That threat has power. Protest is the first act—not the finale.
Take Wisconsin, thousands hit the streets. Ketamine-Elonia spent $20M+ to buy the race. His ass lost.
Change starts in the streets—but ends at the polls.🗳️
They cost politicians votes, donors, and endorsements. That threat has power. Protest is the first act—not the finale.
Take Wisconsin, thousands hit the streets. Ketamine-Elonia spent $20M+ to buy the race. His ass lost.
Change starts in the streets—but ends at the polls.🗳️
April 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“What good are protests?”
They cost politicians votes, donors, and endorsements. That threat has power. Protest is the first act—not the finale.
Take Wisconsin, thousands hit the streets. Ketamine-Elonia spent $20M+ to buy the race. His ass lost.
Change starts in the streets—but ends at the polls.🗳️
They cost politicians votes, donors, and endorsements. That threat has power. Protest is the first act—not the finale.
Take Wisconsin, thousands hit the streets. Ketamine-Elonia spent $20M+ to buy the race. His ass lost.
Change starts in the streets—but ends at the polls.🗳️
The Dictator calls it “Liberation Day” 🤣—we call it the moment the house of cards collapsed. A $2T market wipeout, businesses in chaos, the world watching in horror. But sure, let’s call it “liberation” when it’s actually economic sabotage. Enjoy your “freedom,” MAGA—hope you like it bankrupt.
April 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The Dictator calls it “Liberation Day” 🤣—we call it the moment the house of cards collapsed. A $2T market wipeout, businesses in chaos, the world watching in horror. But sure, let’s call it “liberation” when it’s actually economic sabotage. Enjoy your “freedom,” MAGA—hope you like it bankrupt.
Flagstaff KAFF radio host and NAU teacher Dave Zorn was arrested on seven counts of luring a minor for sexual exploitation. He’s held on a $100K bond—AND KAFF RADIO THINKS "ADMINISTRATIVE LEAVE" IS ENOUGH?? JFC, HOW MUCH F’NG PROOF DO YOU NEED??
(via: Barrett media)
(via: Barrett media)
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Flagstaff KAFF radio host and NAU teacher Dave Zorn was arrested on seven counts of luring a minor for sexual exploitation. He’s held on a $100K bond—AND KAFF RADIO THINKS "ADMINISTRATIVE LEAVE" IS ENOUGH?? JFC, HOW MUCH F’NG PROOF DO YOU NEED??
(via: Barrett media)
(via: Barrett media)
Elonia thought he could upgrade democracy to ‘Pay-to-Win’ mode. Dropped $25 million and handed out million-dollar checks like party favors. Wisconsin voters responded: ‘Transaction declined.’🧀
April 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Elonia thought he could upgrade democracy to ‘Pay-to-Win’ mode. Dropped $25 million and handed out million-dollar checks like party favors. Wisconsin voters responded: ‘Transaction declined.’🧀
Reposted by Lu Valentino
There's a ER Easter egg in the pilot episode of The Pitt that even surprised star/executive producer Noah Wyle!
Lu Valentino (@luvalentino_) on Threads
There's a ER Easter egg in the pilot episode of The Pitt that even surprised star/executive producer Noah Wyle!
www.threads.net
March 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
There's a ER Easter egg in the pilot episode of The Pitt that even surprised star/executive producer Noah Wyle!
🛑🖐🏽 HOLD UP, PITTIES: What IF—just hear me out—Dr. Langdon wanted his job back so bad that he’s the shooter?! I mean… he is an opiate addict. #thepitt
March 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
🛑🖐🏽 HOLD UP, PITTIES: What IF—just hear me out—Dr. Langdon wanted his job back so bad that he’s the shooter?! I mean… he is an opiate addict. #thepitt
There's a ER Easter egg in the pilot episode of The Pitt that even surprised star/executive producer Noah Wyle!
Lu Valentino (@luvalentino_) on Threads
There's a ER Easter egg in the pilot episode of The Pitt that even surprised star/executive producer Noah Wyle!
www.threads.net
March 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
There's a ER Easter egg in the pilot episode of The Pitt that even surprised star/executive producer Noah Wyle!
Watch Women Who Kick Glass: This Week’s Featured Suffragist—Abigail Adams! ✨ Now on YouTube—Subscribe & Tune in!
#womenwhokickglass
#abigailadams
#womenshistorymonth
#historypodcast
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WOMEN WHO KICK GLASS - EPISODE #1 ABIGAIL ADAMS
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March 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Watch Women Who Kick Glass: This Week’s Featured Suffragist—Abigail Adams! ✨ Now on YouTube—Subscribe & Tune in!
#womenwhokickglass
#abigailadams
#womenshistorymonth
#historypodcast
#womenwhokickglass
#abigailadams
#womenshistorymonth
#historypodcast
Reposted by Lu Valentino
WOMEN WHO KICK GLASS with Ann Potenza launches this Saturday March 1st, in honor of WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH. Available wherever you get your podcasts! #womenempowerment #womenshistorymonth #historylovers #womenwhokickglass
February 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
WOMEN WHO KICK GLASS with Ann Potenza launches this Saturday March 1st, in honor of WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH. Available wherever you get your podcasts! #womenempowerment #womenshistorymonth #historylovers #womenwhokickglass
To the writers of #ThePitt
You’ve crafted the greatest medical drama of all time—gripping, bold, and utterly unmatched. Every scene, every line, perfection. Awards aren't enough. You've made history.
You’ve crafted the greatest medical drama of all time—gripping, bold, and utterly unmatched. Every scene, every line, perfection. Awards aren't enough. You've made history.
February 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
To the writers of #ThePitt
You’ve crafted the greatest medical drama of all time—gripping, bold, and utterly unmatched. Every scene, every line, perfection. Awards aren't enough. You've made history.
You’ve crafted the greatest medical drama of all time—gripping, bold, and utterly unmatched. Every scene, every line, perfection. Awards aren't enough. You've made history.
I wish I could tell you this was AI - It's not.
February 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I wish I could tell you this was AI - It's not.
These are the 19-24 year olds helping Musk (Led by Amanda Scales)....Say their names: Akash Bobba,, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, Ethan Shaotran. -- Last but not least, Edward Coristine-whose Daddy, Charles Coristine is the CEO and president of LesserEvil Popcorn
February 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
These are the 19-24 year olds helping Musk (Led by Amanda Scales)....Say their names: Akash Bobba,, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, Ethan Shaotran. -- Last but not least, Edward Coristine-whose Daddy, Charles Coristine is the CEO and president of LesserEvil Popcorn
Can't say I blame them.
A stadium full of people booed the US anthem and gave big cheers for Canada's anthem during the Ottawa NHL game. #Sens #CdnPoli #tariffwar (📹Bruce Garrioch)
February 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Can't say I blame them.
Well THIS felt refreshing.
February 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Well THIS felt refreshing.