Lutoral
@lutoral69.bsky.social
Elder Beary guy. Exploring life’s possibilities. Challenging years of gay shame and body dysmorphia and trying to live my best queer life. 🏳️🌈
Orally talented, FAP friendly, 💦 lover. Very NSFW in life and online. 😈
Orally talented, FAP friendly, 💦 lover. Very NSFW in life and online. 😈
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 AM
It’s odd having a government without a leader.
FFS Starmer grow a pair. What will it take? If you want a closer relationship with Europe, now is the time.
#whereismyPM #starmergrowapair
#nototrump
FFS Starmer grow a pair. What will it take? If you want a closer relationship with Europe, now is the time.
#whereismyPM #starmergrowapair
#nototrump
January 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
It’s odd having a government without a leader.
FFS Starmer grow a pair. What will it take? If you want a closer relationship with Europe, now is the time.
#whereismyPM #starmergrowapair
#nototrump
FFS Starmer grow a pair. What will it take? If you want a closer relationship with Europe, now is the time.
#whereismyPM #starmergrowapair
#nototrump
“Tangerine Palpatine” is becoming a more and more accurate description.
Im waiting for the PM to grow a backbone, but I’m not holding my breath.
#emperortrump #tangerinepalpatine
#makemagahistory
#starmer #weakpm
Im waiting for the PM to grow a backbone, but I’m not holding my breath.
#emperortrump #tangerinepalpatine
#makemagahistory
#starmer #weakpm
January 5, 2026 at 5:08 PM
“Tangerine Palpatine” is becoming a more and more accurate description.
Im waiting for the PM to grow a backbone, but I’m not holding my breath.
#emperortrump #tangerinepalpatine
#makemagahistory
#starmer #weakpm
Im waiting for the PM to grow a backbone, but I’m not holding my breath.
#emperortrump #tangerinepalpatine
#makemagahistory
#starmer #weakpm
January 4, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Should I go out for a walk or snuggle up and wank all afternoon?
Decisions, decisions….
Decisions, decisions….
January 1, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Should I go out for a walk or snuggle up and wank all afternoon?
Decisions, decisions….
Decisions, decisions….
Civilisation is collapsing.
There are people out there who don’t know how to play charades!
There are people out there who don’t know how to play charades!
December 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Civilisation is collapsing.
There are people out there who don’t know how to play charades!
There are people out there who don’t know how to play charades!
I’m watching “Carols from Kings” on BBC2.
Someone said “womb”!
I’d walk out if I wasn’t at home.
#victoriawood
Someone said “womb”!
I’d walk out if I wasn’t at home.
#victoriawood
December 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I’m watching “Carols from Kings” on BBC2.
Someone said “womb”!
I’d walk out if I wasn’t at home.
#victoriawood
Someone said “womb”!
I’d walk out if I wasn’t at home.
#victoriawood
Today I’m going to take the opportunity to get my porn surfing and jerking off done before the family arrives for Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Today I’m going to take the opportunity to get my porn surfing and jerking off done before the family arrives for Christmas.
So Bastille’s current song is called “Save My Soul”. So why does the lyric “you can break my hole” keep popping up?
December 23, 2025 at 8:47 AM
So Bastille’s current song is called “Save My Soul”. So why does the lyric “you can break my hole” keep popping up?
There was a really loud woman running around Lidl with her mates, blocking everyone and getting in everyone’s way.
She nearly got a pot of Bailey’s double cream in the kisser.
Ho fucking ho!
She nearly got a pot of Bailey’s double cream in the kisser.
Ho fucking ho!
December 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
There was a really loud woman running around Lidl with her mates, blocking everyone and getting in everyone’s way.
She nearly got a pot of Bailey’s double cream in the kisser.
Ho fucking ho!
She nearly got a pot of Bailey’s double cream in the kisser.
Ho fucking ho!
I was asked: “What are you getting for Christmas?”
“Railed” was my answer.
I like to be honest with my grandparents.
“Railed” was my answer.
I like to be honest with my grandparents.
December 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I was asked: “What are you getting for Christmas?”
“Railed” was my answer.
I like to be honest with my grandparents.
“Railed” was my answer.
I like to be honest with my grandparents.
I have enough issues dealing with reality, so I don’t need AI bots chatting me up.
December 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I have enough issues dealing with reality, so I don’t need AI bots chatting me up.
I’ve just had two milky coffees and I feel I’m tripping. What the actual?
December 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I’ve just had two milky coffees and I feel I’m tripping. What the actual?
How much do you want this job??
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
How much do you want this job??
Reposted by Lutoral
I know people that were getting the healthcare they needed at the Tavistock Clinic before Emily Maitlis got it closed down. And now they're not getting any at all.
Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I know people that were getting the healthcare they needed at the Tavistock Clinic before Emily Maitlis got it closed down. And now they're not getting any at all.
One of my favourite vintage porn stars, Eric Stryker.
Sadly, he died young due to AIDS complications, but he was open about his situation in a time when there was a lot of fear and shame.
Sadly, he died young due to AIDS complications, but he was open about his situation in a time when there was a lot of fear and shame.
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
One of my favourite vintage porn stars, Eric Stryker.
Sadly, he died young due to AIDS complications, but he was open about his situation in a time when there was a lot of fear and shame.
Sadly, he died young due to AIDS complications, but he was open about his situation in a time when there was a lot of fear and shame.
I have to admit to being quite aroused at the sight of Danny Dyer’s dad bod in the bath in the Paddy Power ad….
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I have to admit to being quite aroused at the sight of Danny Dyer’s dad bod in the bath in the Paddy Power ad….
I need a lie down after seeing this.
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I need a lie down after seeing this.
This was the first porn movie I ever saw. The last scene still gets me horny.
November 7, 2025 at 8:44 AM
This was the first porn movie I ever saw. The last scene still gets me horny.
Quite a lot of porn is really unsexy.
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Quite a lot of porn is really unsexy.
I had a wank yesterday morning. The orgasm was so intense, I was exhausted for the rest of the day!
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I had a wank yesterday morning. The orgasm was so intense, I was exhausted for the rest of the day!
On a cold autumn morning I need something hot inside me.
Like Henry Cavill’s dick.
Like Henry Cavill’s dick.
October 30, 2025 at 7:51 AM
On a cold autumn morning I need something hot inside me.
Like Henry Cavill’s dick.
Like Henry Cavill’s dick.
On being asked: “What gets you up in the morning?”
I don’t think “Thinking about Henry Cavill naked” was the answer they were expecting…..
#henrycavill #fantasysex
I don’t think “Thinking about Henry Cavill naked” was the answer they were expecting…..
#henrycavill #fantasysex
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
On being asked: “What gets you up in the morning?”
I don’t think “Thinking about Henry Cavill naked” was the answer they were expecting…..
#henrycavill #fantasysex
I don’t think “Thinking about Henry Cavill naked” was the answer they were expecting…..
#henrycavill #fantasysex
