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Lute The Bodies
@lutethebodies.bsky.social
Over-the-hill bard
I thought I was done with her but she wasn't done with me. www.tumblr.com/lutethebodie...
September 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Arguments I would like to see, part LMCXVIII: Slick Inatra vs Roah Moonglow. Zhent on Zhent crime!
August 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'll take "BG3 quotes that are both easy to empathize with and easy to imagine being on the receiving end of," for $400, Alex. #bg3 #karlach
August 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Those Larian posts about how "X% of players did this thing Y times" are fun and all but they never really reflect how I play the game. And honestly, that's fine. #bg3
August 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Wondered if I could still make gifs from scratch in Photoshop, so I set up my degenerate gambler bladesinger with the flirty tiefling who likes to make bets. Thank you for your patience. #bg3 #baldursgate3
July 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Hijacking this one via @squidgang.bsky.social for Cannor x Minthara: "Choices" by Meshell Ndegeocello. #tavqotd

"So many colors. I choose you."

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July 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Talked to a 7th grader I know who didn't enjoy his DM running a game with "too many puzzles and not enough fights" and all I could think of was the Cheeky Quasit.
July 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Keeping this to my "big four" so:

Cannor (bard) would blag his way out of it 9 of 10 times
Zafraia (rogue) would say "catch me and prove it, pig"
Ruy (cleric) would be too flustered to respond
Olini (ranger) would yell righteously, get arrested, and escape
July 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Surround yourself with brilliant women and you'll never go wrong. #bg3
June 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Look I'm no saint and am as fallible as anyone, but I just remembered that about a year ago Emma Gregory said I have a great name, so I do have that going for me. youtu.be/DT1pS4QUgwI?...
May 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
apparently today is star wars discourse day on here, so I shall submit my only idea concerning that topic, which I'm not sure is even original
May 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Waiting patiently for the night mode mods to get to Mac/Console.
May 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Yeah photo mode is great but have you ever had an itchy cutscene trigger finger that just won't quit
May 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Captain on deck. #bg3
May 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Power chord.
May 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I should have been clear: will I use *photo mode* for a cringey OTP post? Yes I will, because I'm getting better at it
May 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I may or may not be doing Bluesky correctly but I feel like my Tumblr is doing fine:
April 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm not down on the new #BG3 photo mode, I'm really not. But I think I'm too enamored of lucky surprises from screencapping cutscenes, and since photo mode doesn't work for those, well…
April 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Slowly fumbling my way through photo mode in #bg3 and thankfully it seems to be usable beyond stuff like shitposty memes.

Gotta have some quick reflexes to get good spell animations but it kinda worked for Thorn Whip here. I do wish photo mode worked in cutscenes, though.
April 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Was feeling salty again about no whip weapons in BG3, even after 8 patches, because since release I've been playing this game with an OP character who's also deprived of an important personality metaphor that capitalizes on/helps subvert the stereotypes of his class, subclass, and game mechanics.
April 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Had to see if the ol' vector-pen-tool-in-Illustrator skills were still sharp and lo, my stars druid said they were.

(Adapted from a previous portrait I made a few years back, of an Actual Human. Save your originals, kids!)
April 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The purple queen may need reminding that even the desert gets cold at night in April. Layers are recommended.
April 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Hecklers beware. #bg3 #minthara
March 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Only one of them is mentally prepared for enduring the adventuring life, and it's exactly who you think would be
February 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Embarked on an Oops-All-Elf-Lady-NPC run in #bg3 and it's been quite enjoyable so far
February 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM