Might have to make this one my main if current trends (my actual main likely ending up on the discover feed and attracting either bots or the most un-nuanced humans ever) hold.
Literalism will end us all, good lord
Literalism will end us all, good lord
December 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Might have to make this one my main if current trends (my actual main likely ending up on the discover feed and attracting either bots or the most un-nuanced humans ever) hold.
Literalism will end us all, good lord
Literalism will end us all, good lord
Back on it again
Those Larian posts about how "X% of players did this thing Y times" are fun and all but they never really reflect how I play the game. And honestly, that's fine. #bg3
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Back on it again
My beloved bard's first build was College of Whispers, circa 2019. That didn't work well in my brother's combat-heavy homebrew campaign, so after two sessions I switched to Swords. After all this time I may go back. www.tumblr.com/lutethebodie...
October 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My beloved bard's first build was College of Whispers, circa 2019. That didn't work well in my brother's combat-heavy homebrew campaign, so after two sessions I switched to Swords. After all this time I may go back. www.tumblr.com/lutethebodie...
ending my senate campaign early due to revelations that my very first BG3 playthrough involved raiding the grove (i thought minthara was hot)
ending my senate campaign early due to revelations that i actually quite liked attack of the clones when i first saw it (i thought natalie portman was hot)
October 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
ending my senate campaign early due to revelations that my very first BG3 playthrough involved raiding the grove (i thought minthara was hot)
I don't know who else needs to see this, but I certainly did: WHIP WEAPONS IN BG3, FINALLY www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3...
Whips Expanded
Belmont is back! Thanks to the skills and generosity of FrostyWalker, BG3 now has a full suite of functional Whips! This mod adds 8 Whips to the game.
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October 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I don't know who else needs to see this, but I certainly did: WHIP WEAPONS IN BG3, FINALLY www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3...
"Yeah so I invented a new genre, it's called GRRM-dark. All leather must be boiled, all steel must be lobstered, and all maps must be obvious thefts from real places on Earth."
September 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"Yeah so I invented a new genre, it's called GRRM-dark. All leather must be boiled, all steel must be lobstered, and all maps must be obvious thefts from real places on Earth."
September 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
A fic that's not a fic, because it's a short, first-draft, first person, [insert other fic culture sin here] and I won't have access to AO3 for like another week or so: www.tumblr.com/lutethebodie...
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💬 1 🔁 2 ❤️ 6 · Our Days Are Numbered #1:
The Clown Suit · A bi-weekly first-draft journal of my main character's final BG3 run.
We were lost in Hell, trapped aboard an alien ship and covered in…
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September 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
A fic that's not a fic, because it's a short, first-draft, first person, [insert other fic culture sin here] and I won't have access to AO3 for like another week or so: www.tumblr.com/lutethebodie...
I need a BG3 mod that replaces Raphael with Mister MacPhisto. A better dresser, better singer, and better devil overall. There will be no questions taken on this topic.
a man in a gold jacket is dancing in a dark room
Alt: bono from u2 as mister macphisto circa 1993 in gold and red with kabuki makeup
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September 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I need a BG3 mod that replaces Raphael with Mister MacPhisto. A better dresser, better singer, and better devil overall. There will be no questions taken on this topic.
Arguments I would like to see, part LMCXVIII: Slick Inatra vs Roah Moonglow. Zhent on Zhent crime!
August 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Arguments I would like to see, part LMCXVIII: Slick Inatra vs Roah Moonglow. Zhent on Zhent crime!
The canon-gymnastics-aspect of shipping Lakrissa with my degenerate gambler bladesinger might turn some people off, but I really enjoy this pair. #bg3 www.tumblr.com/lutethebodie...
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 1 · Lakrissa and the Existential Elfsong Experience · Just like with Alfira in my Durge playthrough, I had to have Soran's group head to the Elfsong for Custom Companion Lakrissa to fi…
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August 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The canon-gymnastics-aspect of shipping Lakrissa with my degenerate gambler bladesinger might turn some people off, but I really enjoy this pair. #bg3 www.tumblr.com/lutethebodie...
I'll probably regret this, but that doesn't make it false: "She Couldn't Make Me Worse, Because I Was Already Bad" www.tumblr.com/lutethebodie...
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 1 · She Couldn't Make Me Worse, Because I Was Already Bad · So, the Sketchy Swashbuckler is as complete as she's likely to be. Unlike so many of Zaf's BG3 companions, I was not made wo…
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August 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'll probably regret this, but that doesn't make it false: "She Couldn't Make Me Worse, Because I Was Already Bad" www.tumblr.com/lutethebodie...
Those Larian posts about how "X% of players did this thing Y times" are fun and all but they never really reflect how I play the game. And honestly, that's fine. #bg3
August 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Those Larian posts about how "X% of players did this thing Y times" are fun and all but they never really reflect how I play the game. And honestly, that's fine. #bg3
I made a whole Tumblr series for this. "Minthara Judges My Tavs," as if she were being as opinionated on them as the companions. She doesn't even spare her swords bard lover. www.tumblr.com/lutethebodie...
July 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I made a whole Tumblr series for this. "Minthara Judges My Tavs," as if she were being as opinionated on them as the companions. She doesn't even spare her swords bard lover. www.tumblr.com/lutethebodie...
Wondered if I could still make gifs from scratch in Photoshop, so I set up my degenerate gambler bladesinger with the flirty tiefling who likes to make bets. Thank you for your patience. #bg3 #baldursgate3
July 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Wondered if I could still make gifs from scratch in Photoshop, so I set up my degenerate gambler bladesinger with the flirty tiefling who likes to make bets. Thank you for your patience. #bg3 #baldursgate3
Hijacking this one via @squidgang.bsky.social for Cannor x Minthara: "Choices" by Meshell Ndegeocello. #tavqotd
"So many colors. I choose you."
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"So many colors. I choose you."
music.youtube.com/watch?v=JCxa...
July 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Hijacking this one via @squidgang.bsky.social for Cannor x Minthara: "Choices" by Meshell Ndegeocello. #tavqotd
"So many colors. I choose you."
music.youtube.com/watch?v=JCxa...
"So many colors. I choose you."
music.youtube.com/watch?v=JCxa...
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Hello my D&D players- please do me a favor for marketing purposes.
Repost this post, and tell me in the comments what Class+Subclasses you're currently playing!
Repost this post, and tell me in the comments what Class+Subclasses you're currently playing!
June 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hello my D&D players- please do me a favor for marketing purposes.
Repost this post, and tell me in the comments what Class+Subclasses you're currently playing!
Repost this post, and tell me in the comments what Class+Subclasses you're currently playing!
Tried to get a Mac to run VMWare Fusion for the first time in about 15 years. Tried Virtualbox first, which was a complete failure because I've discovered that age has drained my patience.
July 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Tried to get a Mac to run VMWare Fusion for the first time in about 15 years. Tried Virtualbox first, which was a complete failure because I've discovered that age has drained my patience.
Belated shoutout to the BG3 FacesUnlocked-Consoles mod by ShaneH147. It's lightweight, it's versatile, it's essential. www.tumblr.com/lutethebodie...
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💬 1 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · Belated shoutout to the FacesUnlocked-Consoles mod · When FacesUnlocked (and HairUnlocked) was first released I'd previously found that it only worked for transforming two of my El…
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July 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Belated shoutout to the BG3 FacesUnlocked-Consoles mod by ShaneH147. It's lightweight, it's versatile, it's essential. www.tumblr.com/lutethebodie...
Talked to a 7th grader I know who didn't enjoy his DM running a game with "too many puzzles and not enough fights" and all I could think of was the Cheeky Quasit.
July 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Talked to a 7th grader I know who didn't enjoy his DM running a game with "too many puzzles and not enough fights" and all I could think of was the Cheeky Quasit.
Keeping this to my "big four" so:
Cannor (bard) would blag his way out of it 9 of 10 times
Zafraia (rogue) would say "catch me and prove it, pig"
Ruy (cleric) would be too flustered to respond
Olini (ranger) would yell righteously, get arrested, and escape
Cannor (bard) would blag his way out of it 9 of 10 times
Zafraia (rogue) would say "catch me and prove it, pig"
Ruy (cleric) would be too flustered to respond
Olini (ranger) would yell righteously, get arrested, and escape
July 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Keeping this to my "big four" so:
Cannor (bard) would blag his way out of it 9 of 10 times
Zafraia (rogue) would say "catch me and prove it, pig"
Ruy (cleric) would be too flustered to respond
Olini (ranger) would yell righteously, get arrested, and escape
Cannor (bard) would blag his way out of it 9 of 10 times
Zafraia (rogue) would say "catch me and prove it, pig"
Ruy (cleric) would be too flustered to respond
Olini (ranger) would yell righteously, get arrested, and escape
Look I'm no saint and am as fallible as anyone, but I just remembered that about a year ago Emma Gregory said I have a great name, so I do have that going for me. youtu.be/DT1pS4QUgwI?...
May 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Look I'm no saint and am as fallible as anyone, but I just remembered that about a year ago Emma Gregory said I have a great name, so I do have that going for me. youtu.be/DT1pS4QUgwI?...
I keep forgetting about these and yet I still "have to do" subclass, spells, and gear.
However since parts 1-3 haven't exactly been chartbusters I'll probably procrastinate further.
However since parts 1-3 haven't exactly been chartbusters I'll probably procrastinate further.
May 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I keep forgetting about these and yet I still "have to do" subclass, spells, and gear.
However since parts 1-3 haven't exactly been chartbusters I'll probably procrastinate further.
However since parts 1-3 haven't exactly been chartbusters I'll probably procrastinate further.