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Alicia Lutes
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seventeen clams in a trenchcoat cosplaying as Gilda Radner. also a writer/director of things with bylines at places you have read.
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I truly have nothing to offer the world social commentary-wise, but I do have this photo of my dog being naughty by sitting on a TABLE!!!!
Winston the black pug mix sits on the table like a BAD BOY!!!! Close up on Winston the black pug mix’s perfect, cartoon dog face!!
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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For the record, Beta the dog we are watching ALSO tried on some of the costumes:
Beta the French bulldog dressed as an aggrieved purple unicorn. Beta the Frenchie dressed as a lion.
November 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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and how could I leave out JURASSIC WINN?
Winston the black pug mix dressed as a distressed dinosaur.
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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The dog I am watching has so many costumes so we are having a fashion show and OH MY GOD WHO SHOULD WINNIE BE?
Winston the black pug mix dressed as a unicorn. Winston the black pug mix dressed as a lion. Winston the black pug mix dressed as a very sad-looking bunny. Winston the black pug mix dressed as a Jimmy Buffet fan and/or Trader Joe’s employee.
November 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Hi guys, happy Friday. Winston is not sure who got into the yogurt container but he’s determined to find out!!!
Winston the black pug mix looks up at the camera, face covered in Greek yogurt. Winston the black pug mix looks up at the camera, face covered in Greek yogurt, and licks his lips. Winston the black pug mix looks up at the camera, face covered in Greek yogurt, and licks his lips.
October 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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My dog is a true master of getting treats out of people. He just looks at them with this face and the treats rain down upon him!!!
Winston the black pug mix smiles like the happiest little man in the whole entire world (which he is)!
October 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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HELP I am bad at Halloween and need an ounce of joy in life WHAT SHOULD MY DOG BE FOR HALLOWEEN TO WIN THE LOCAL DOG COSTUME CONTEST?
Winston a black pug mix dog in a red and white polka dog bow tie Winston the black pug mix dog shows off his very long legs and absolutely absurd face (complimentary). Winston the black pug mix dog lays on his back being ridiculous! I mean really! His legs are everywhere and his eyes are all buggy!! lol what a scamp Winston the black pug mix dog shows off one of his very good teeth, thanks to very good underbite. His lil fangs are truly next level when they all come out. Like, oh man, watch out for your HEART!! Cuz they will ATTACK it—with cuteness.
October 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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He’s not Travis or Taylor, but Winston IS ALSO HAVING THE BEST DAY OF HIS LIFE TODAY (we went hiking):
Winston, a small black pug mix, smiles wide with his tongue out in front of some dragonstone. Winston, a black pug mix, smiles with his tongue out while overlooking a stream in a valley full of hot sulfur springs. Winston, a black pug mix, is sad that he is being held for a photo in front of Convict Lake when there are horses and some deer like 20 feet away he could be befriending instead.
August 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I am so glad Winston is making people as happy as he does me 🥰
Winston the black pug mix looks out on Toluca Lake, which is a real lake.
June 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Have you ever seen a dog DESPERATELY trying to get a cat to play with him? Now you have!
June 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Anyway, anybody need some new pictures of my dog?
Winston the pug mix smiles with his crooked underbite and fabulous tongue out. Winston the pug mix looks on pensively with a silly lip. Winston the pug mix, with his crooked underbite out, licks his chops. Winston the pug mix smiles with his tongue full out.
June 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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this is a full-on ode/homage to a Josephine Baker-worn Balmain dress from 1951 that is gorgeous. #METGala

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May 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Debbie Allen, giving auntie dandy. #METGala
May 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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I have no idea who you are, Gustav Magnar Witzoe, but this is VERY dandy. #METGala
May 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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La La Anthony in Off-White by Virgil Abloh's Fall 2022 RTW Collection! Lovely mash-up of femme and masc energy. A designer I would have loved to have seen create some originals for tonight's carpet, gone too soon (🥺). #METGala
May 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Colman Domingo, the MAN that you are. Two looks! Already! An homage to ALT AND the most perfect mix of prints and textures, like a true dandy. #METGala
May 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Hello from “I have nothing to add to the discourse” island! Today we saw a BOBCAT:
March 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I’m back home with my dog after nearly a week away from him and ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD! My friend Ana even got him this HAT while I was away 🥹
Winston the black pug mix in a pink and red heart bucket hat. Winston the black pug mix in a pink and red heart bucket hat.
February 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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I have nothing to add to the political discourse right now. I have nothing of value to add that hasn’t been said by somebody else already.

What I CAN add is more Winston photos in honor of having adopted him exactly one year ago!
Winston the pug mix flashes his TEETHS Winston the pug mix hugs Alicia’s arm as she writes Winston licks his CHOMPERS
January 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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New year, new photos of Winston!
Winston the half-pug looks at you inquisitively. Winston stares at the camera as he sits on Alicia (who is laughing).
January 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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There truly should be a special place in hell for women who pull this shit.
December 21, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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the world is bad so I disassociate from it by making gluten-free sourdough breads from scratch (ask me about my starter)!!!
December 8, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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Hi Darth! Long time no see since Elon banned me from X for being MEAN to billionaires! After fostering over 30 dogs I FINALLY ADOPTED MY OWN, please meet Winston!!!!
Winston a black pug mix in a spider costume Winston a black pug mix tries to eat a mango seed. Winston a black pug mix sits and licks his chompers!! Winston a black pug mix shows off his underbite
November 20, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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I just hope Elon knows I have worn this suspension as a badge of honor since it came through last August:
A screenshot of an email from X/Twitter that reads: "Hello Alicia Lutes, Your account, alicialutes, has been suspended for violating the Twitter Rules due to a user report. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against violent speech. You may not threaten, incite, glorify, or express a desire for harm or violence. THE ENTIRE WORLD NEEDS A FRENCH REVOLUTION! THE BILLIONAIRES RUINING THE PLANET AND SOCIETY FOR A QUICK BUCK NEED TO MEET A GUILLOTINE OR SEVEN! Note that if you attempt to evade a suspension by creating new accounts, we will suspend your new accounts. If you wish to appeal this suspension, please contact our support team. You can also pursue alternative forms of redress, including out-of-court dispute settlement or judicial redress in your country."
November 19, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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for the record i'm totally fine and absolutely having a normal one!!!!!
Screenshot that reads: "In an exclusive report from Variety's Rebecca Rubin, it was revealed that the Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo-starring, big screen adaptation of the hit Broadway musical will encourage singing and belting along to the classic tunes at select screenings and theaters across the country starting December 25. That other sound you just heard? Thirty million current-and-recovering theater kids grunt-gasping in frustration that they will have to wait more than a month after the film's initial November 22 release date to scream-sing along to that one note in "Defying Gravity" that few can actually really hit. (Listen, not everyone can belt: it takes strength, range, and a lung capacity few really have. I'm sorry, Jessica!!)" Screenshot that reads: "What Is 'Wicked' And Is The Writer Of This Story Okay Or...? For anyone unaffected by this news but still somehow reading these sentences (lol, why?), Wicked is an epic, fantastical cinematic rendering of the international mega-hit musical of the same name (and a particular favorite of passive-aggressive current-and-recovering theater kids ready to Lea Michele their way to the center of that stage AT LAST)."
November 19, 2024 at 7:35 PM