PANCAKE
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Meh! Im just some dude. Nothing to see here. Booze, video games (anything Nintendo, Mass Effect trilogy, BG3), tomfoolery. Trying to post more often than I did on Twitter. He/Him 🏳️🌈
Man, rock my shit bro.
November 22, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Man, rock my shit bro.
“Swallow me whole, here I come.”
How do I even undress this?
Use me.
How do I even undress this?
Use me.
November 22, 2024 at 4:26 PM
“Swallow me whole, here I come.”
How do I even undress this?
Use me.
How do I even undress this?
Use me.
Dick me down you fucking psycho.
November 22, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Dick me down you fucking psycho.
Oh be my dentist baby.
November 22, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Oh be my dentist baby.
“A bit out of your depth… aren’t you little ones”
This is cartooning at its best. The scene, the lines. Rad shit here.
This is cartooning at its best. The scene, the lines. Rad shit here.
November 22, 2024 at 3:47 PM
“A bit out of your depth… aren’t you little ones”
This is cartooning at its best. The scene, the lines. Rad shit here.
This is cartooning at its best. The scene, the lines. Rad shit here.
The perfect companion.
November 20, 2024 at 5:52 PM
The perfect companion.
They bout to fuuuuuuuuuuuk.
November 20, 2024 at 3:25 PM
They bout to fuuuuuuuuuuuk.
And of course this glamorous bitch struts down the stairs in the trailer. God I love Maryl Streep. She plays the perfect bitch that would slice your carotid artery open just by staring at you.
November 20, 2024 at 3:03 PM
And of course this glamorous bitch struts down the stairs in the trailer. God I love Maryl Streep. She plays the perfect bitch that would slice your carotid artery open just by staring at you.
This walking Infomercial and used car salesman could’ve been a legend in medicine. Instead, he’s the cautionary tale of what happens when ambition meets ego and they throw science out the window for ratings and money.
November 20, 2024 at 12:39 AM
This walking Infomercial and used car salesman could’ve been a legend in medicine. Instead, he’s the cautionary tale of what happens when ambition meets ego and they throw science out the window for ratings and money.
Reporting for duty! 🫡
November 20, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Reporting for duty! 🫡
Oh my GAWD, it’s a movie on Amazon Prime and this was her promotional event! Jesus!
November 18, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Oh my GAWD, it’s a movie on Amazon Prime and this was her promotional event! Jesus!
“C’mon, eat the can! C’moooooom…..”
November 18, 2024 at 9:41 PM
“C’mon, eat the can! C’moooooom…..”
Every time I go to 7-11, I can’t resist the urge to grab these kooky Mountain Dew flavors. I mean, Baja Blast is basically the Beyoncé of pop flavors. Knowing me, I’ll go for broke and drink one of them tonight. I’ll be vibrating with enough energy to power a small city.
November 18, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Every time I go to 7-11, I can’t resist the urge to grab these kooky Mountain Dew flavors. I mean, Baja Blast is basically the Beyoncé of pop flavors. Knowing me, I’ll go for broke and drink one of them tonight. I’ll be vibrating with enough energy to power a small city.
The vodkas kicking in, and I’ve moved on to watching the original Little Shop of Horrors from 1960. Who the hell is this knock-off perfumed hoochie runnin’ up on Seymour? This bitch ain’t Audrey. The audacity! Bless his awkward little heart. She is thirstier than the plant. Girl, take a seat.
November 17, 2024 at 1:43 AM
The vodkas kicking in, and I’ve moved on to watching the original Little Shop of Horrors from 1960. Who the hell is this knock-off perfumed hoochie runnin’ up on Seymour? This bitch ain’t Audrey. The audacity! Bless his awkward little heart. She is thirstier than the plant. Girl, take a seat.
Appetite is just a lil’ all over the place tonight. I grew a love for Kimchi when I served overseas in South Korea. You could kill a house plant by breathing on it after eating it, but it’s scrumptious and an acquired taste!
November 17, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Appetite is just a lil’ all over the place tonight. I grew a love for Kimchi when I served overseas in South Korea. You could kill a house plant by breathing on it after eating it, but it’s scrumptious and an acquired taste!
Robert Stack was an otherworldly being. The guy could make the Crypt Keeper sleep with the lights on.
November 16, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Robert Stack was an otherworldly being. The guy could make the Crypt Keeper sleep with the lights on.
That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about.
November 16, 2024 at 7:24 PM
That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about.
Honestly? I might be in the minority here, but I enjoyed this little slice of life series. It needed some footing sure, but we shoulda been watching the series finale back in 2002. 8 years would have been a nice run.
November 16, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Honestly? I might be in the minority here, but I enjoyed this little slice of life series. It needed some footing sure, but we shoulda been watching the series finale back in 2002. 8 years would have been a nice run.
Take a page out of Angela Bassett’s book.
November 16, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Take a page out of Angela Bassett’s book.