PANCAKE
@lurkingfollower.bsky.social
Meh! Im just some dude. Nothing to see here. Booze, video games (anything Nintendo, Mass Effect trilogy, BG3), tomfoolery. Trying to post more often than I did on Twitter. He/Him 🏳️🌈
I’ve been going back on Twitter here-and-there just to check out the chaos and that stupid ad of a dog taking a shit in a calendar collection is getting pretty fucking annoying. I’ve blocked it, I’ve reported it. I don’t want to see it, and it just keeps coming back!
December 11, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I’ve been going back on Twitter here-and-there just to check out the chaos and that stupid ad of a dog taking a shit in a calendar collection is getting pretty fucking annoying. I’ve blocked it, I’ve reported it. I don’t want to see it, and it just keeps coming back!
I’m thirsty as fuck for Steve Martin for some reason today.
November 22, 2024 at 4:42 PM
I’m thirsty as fuck for Steve Martin for some reason today.
Man, rock my shit bro.
November 22, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Man, rock my shit bro.
“Swallow me whole, here I come.”
How do I even undress this?
Use me.
How do I even undress this?
Use me.
November 22, 2024 at 4:26 PM
“Swallow me whole, here I come.”
How do I even undress this?
Use me.
How do I even undress this?
Use me.
Dick me down you fucking psycho.
November 22, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Dick me down you fucking psycho.
The orgasm I would give that man could cause earthquakes.
November 22, 2024 at 4:15 PM
The orgasm I would give that man could cause earthquakes.
Oh be my dentist baby.
November 22, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Oh be my dentist baby.
Steve Martin could get me pregnant. He could fuck me silly until I open a dimensional void.
November 22, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Steve Martin could get me pregnant. He could fuck me silly until I open a dimensional void.
“A bit out of your depth… aren’t you little ones”
This is cartooning at its best. The scene, the lines. Rad shit here.
This is cartooning at its best. The scene, the lines. Rad shit here.
November 22, 2024 at 3:47 PM
“A bit out of your depth… aren’t you little ones”
This is cartooning at its best. The scene, the lines. Rad shit here.
This is cartooning at its best. The scene, the lines. Rad shit here.
So I double-dog-dared my friend to go into this sex store downtown after we were walking back from brunch. I was about to walk out there with a vibrater strong enough to knock my my prostate loose.
November 22, 2024 at 2:54 PM
So I double-dog-dared my friend to go into this sex store downtown after we were walking back from brunch. I was about to walk out there with a vibrater strong enough to knock my my prostate loose.
Snitches get stitches, bitches.
November 22, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Snitches get stitches, bitches.
I think I wanna talk about sitting onto my toilet so fast and hard that I snapped the seat in half. I parked my ass so violently that it cost me $35 bucks to replace. It’s a “no slam.”
November 22, 2024 at 1:43 PM
I think I wanna talk about sitting onto my toilet so fast and hard that I snapped the seat in half. I parked my ass so violently that it cost me $35 bucks to replace. It’s a “no slam.”
I went to brunch with a girlfriend of mine yesterday afternoon and I think I have a leftover steak burrito in the fridge that my mouth is soaked for. It’s just watering thinking about.
November 22, 2024 at 1:36 PM
I went to brunch with a girlfriend of mine yesterday afternoon and I think I have a leftover steak burrito in the fridge that my mouth is soaked for. It’s just watering thinking about.
My friend ate all my Starburst jelly beans last night. I mean, just sucked them up like a vacuum! Bitch ate all my cheese sticks too. Now I gotta go back to the grocery stupid store.
November 22, 2024 at 1:22 PM
My friend ate all my Starburst jelly beans last night. I mean, just sucked them up like a vacuum! Bitch ate all my cheese sticks too. Now I gotta go back to the grocery stupid store.
Alright, I’m back on my bullshit.
November 21, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Alright, I’m back on my bullshit.
My couch catches farts like softball practice.
November 20, 2024 at 6:53 PM
My couch catches farts like softball practice.
80th post hoe. Come at me bro.
November 20, 2024 at 5:55 PM
80th post hoe. Come at me bro.
The perfect companion.
November 20, 2024 at 5:52 PM
The perfect companion.
I’m gonna wait till tonight to finish my She-Devil watch. I was too lazy to ever get curtains for the living room, and the sun is blasting its light all over in its glory.
November 20, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I’m gonna wait till tonight to finish my She-Devil watch. I was too lazy to ever get curtains for the living room, and the sun is blasting its light all over in its glory.
They bout to fuuuuuuuuuuuk.
November 20, 2024 at 3:25 PM
They bout to fuuuuuuuuuuuk.
Wait a minute, wait a minute…. I guess I’m not the only one doing typos. “A popular romance novelist embarks on an affair with HIS accountant…” You got a secret I don’t know Miss Fisher?
November 20, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Wait a minute, wait a minute…. I guess I’m not the only one doing typos. “A popular romance novelist embarks on an affair with HIS accountant…” You got a secret I don’t know Miss Fisher?
Again with the fucking typos that I have to delete and repost! Please fix this Bluesky team!
November 20, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Again with the fucking typos that I have to delete and repost! Please fix this Bluesky team!
And of course this glamorous bitch struts down the stairs in the trailer. God I love Maryl Streep. She plays the perfect bitch that would slice your carotid artery open just by staring at you.
November 20, 2024 at 3:03 PM
And of course this glamorous bitch struts down the stairs in the trailer. God I love Maryl Streep. She plays the perfect bitch that would slice your carotid artery open just by staring at you.
Think I’m going to watch She-Devil drunk on Tubi.
November 20, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Think I’m going to watch She-Devil drunk on Tubi.