Luprand
@luprand.bsky.social
🔞. A shep in his 30 who draws big guys, sometimes. Voice actor, once or twice. Incessant source of mediocre art and bad puns.
Sometimes, you have to compromise on what you are, or no one will love you.
December 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Sometimes, you have to compromise on what you are, or no one will love you.
People talk a lot about the horny bard stereotype.
Meanwhile Vaïn here, who grew up as a church accompanist, one *completely failed to notice that a prostitute was trying to pick him up* because he was so 1) innocent and 2) gay.
Meanwhile Vaïn here, who grew up as a church accompanist, one *completely failed to notice that a prostitute was trying to pick him up* because he was so 1) innocent and 2) gay.
December 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
People talk a lot about the horny bard stereotype.
Meanwhile Vaïn here, who grew up as a church accompanist, one *completely failed to notice that a prostitute was trying to pick him up* because he was so 1) innocent and 2) gay.
Meanwhile Vaïn here, who grew up as a church accompanist, one *completely failed to notice that a prostitute was trying to pick him up* because he was so 1) innocent and 2) gay.
Looks like Fess is gaining some holiday weight again ... so he's at least going to coordinate.
An adorable YCH from @sheebchub.bsky.social
An adorable YCH from @sheebchub.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Looks like Fess is gaining some holiday weight again ... so he's at least going to coordinate.
An adorable YCH from @sheebchub.bsky.social
An adorable YCH from @sheebchub.bsky.social
"Oh shit. Oh shit oh shit oh shit shit shit shit. Dad doesn't even know I took the boat OR the beer and now the boat's in pieces and this cute guy drowned shit shit SHIT I am going to be grounded for like a week!"
December 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"Oh shit. Oh shit oh shit oh shit shit shit shit. Dad doesn't even know I took the boat OR the beer and now the boat's in pieces and this cute guy drowned shit shit SHIT I am going to be grounded for like a week!"
"Stop being such a baby, Link. I told you from the beginning that the Triforce stays on during sex."
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"Stop being such a baby, Link. I told you from the beginning that the Triforce stays on during sex."
"WHO FUCKING USED MY SWORD AS A DIP STICK"
December 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"WHO FUCKING USED MY SWORD AS A DIP STICK"
"Oh. My. Hylia. If I turn around and that smug sumbitch is making that stupid face again, I swear on the Triforce I will kick his pansy ass. Don't even try to stop me."
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"Oh. My. Hylia. If I turn around and that smug sumbitch is making that stupid face again, I swear on the Triforce I will kick his pansy ass. Don't even try to stop me."
"Ugh, worst hotel ever. Look at this crappy housekeeping, how is this place even still in business, they are getting ZERO stars on Yelp if I survive the night."
December 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"Ugh, worst hotel ever. Look at this crappy housekeeping, how is this place even still in business, they are getting ZERO stars on Yelp if I survive the night."
What if Santa laughed like an ojou-sama?
"Maybe you would have known that, if you had the Spirit of Christmas in your heart! Ohohohoho~"
"Maybe you would have known that, if you had the Spirit of Christmas in your heart! Ohohohoho~"
December 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
What if Santa laughed like an ojou-sama?
"Maybe you would have known that, if you had the Spirit of Christmas in your heart! Ohohohoho~"
"Maybe you would have known that, if you had the Spirit of Christmas in your heart! Ohohohoho~"
Her posture slumps after a while, and she looks away.
"Perhaps - my creator - thought - wrong. My - apologies."
With a pirouette, the automaton vanishes.
*Battle end. 0 EXP gained. No items gained. No prize given.*
"Perhaps - my creator - thought - wrong. My - apologies."
With a pirouette, the automaton vanishes.
*Battle end. 0 EXP gained. No items gained. No prize given.*
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Her posture slumps after a while, and she looks away.
"Perhaps - my creator - thought - wrong. My - apologies."
With a pirouette, the automaton vanishes.
*Battle end. 0 EXP gained. No items gained. No prize given.*
"Perhaps - my creator - thought - wrong. My - apologies."
With a pirouette, the automaton vanishes.
*Battle end. 0 EXP gained. No items gained. No prize given.*
Blanche has no chill.
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Blanche has no chill.
*Amelia Olympia appears before you*
"Greetings - travelers. I have - a riddle - for you. Answer by - casting a spell - of the - correct - element - on me.
"Do not - worry, - I am - durable. That was - my little - joke, haha."
"Greetings - travelers. I have - a riddle - for you. Answer by - casting a spell - of the - correct - element - on me.
"Do not - worry, - I am - durable. That was - my little - joke, haha."
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
*Amelia Olympia appears before you*
"Greetings - travelers. I have - a riddle - for you. Answer by - casting a spell - of the - correct - element - on me.
"Do not - worry, - I am - durable. That was - my little - joke, haha."
"Greetings - travelers. I have - a riddle - for you. Answer by - casting a spell - of the - correct - element - on me.
"Do not - worry, - I am - durable. That was - my little - joke, haha."
"Can be held in one hand?"
"We'll assume it's a very large hand."
"We'll assume it's a very large hand."
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
"Can be held in one hand?"
"We'll assume it's a very large hand."
"We'll assume it's a very large hand."
Solgaleo, the Beast that Birthed the Sun.
Probably not gonna finish this one, but it was rattling around in my head.
Probably not gonna finish this one, but it was rattling around in my head.
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Solgaleo, the Beast that Birthed the Sun.
Probably not gonna finish this one, but it was rattling around in my head.
Probably not gonna finish this one, but it was rattling around in my head.
BlueSky has updated their app icon to make the logo look more plump and 3-dimensional, qualities I have often associated with butterfly wings.
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
BlueSky has updated their app icon to make the logo look more plump and 3-dimensional, qualities I have often associated with butterfly wings.
The great thing about wearing sunglasses is that no one can tell where you're looking.
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The great thing about wearing sunglasses is that no one can tell where you're looking.
"These Digi-Ring seeds are really tasty!
... what, is there something on my face?"
... what, is there something on my face?"
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
"These Digi-Ring seeds are really tasty!
... what, is there something on my face?"
... what, is there something on my face?"
Flabubu.
No, I don't know why.
No, I don't know why.
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Flabubu.
No, I don't know why.
No, I don't know why.
Fun thing I noticed in #PokemonLegendsZA - the camera mode's music affects the mood of nearby NPCs as well as your own Pokemon.
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Fun thing I noticed in #PokemonLegendsZA - the camera mode's music affects the mood of nearby NPCs as well as your own Pokemon.
Everyone else getting deep into the Pokemon lore in Legends Z-A, and I'm just crying like a sentimental old fool over this adorable Potion advertisement on the wall of the Pokemon Center ... ;_;
November 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Everyone else getting deep into the Pokemon lore in Legends Z-A, and I'm just crying like a sentimental old fool over this adorable Potion advertisement on the wall of the Pokemon Center ... ;_;
Using a fire-type attack on Cen sets off his Flash Fire ability, beefing up his body and making him glow the bright blue-green of burning copper salts.
Pleasant to look at, but not helpful if you're trying to win a spar against him.
Art by @ginormicgeo.bsky.social
Pleasant to look at, but not helpful if you're trying to win a spar against him.
Art by @ginormicgeo.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Using a fire-type attack on Cen sets off his Flash Fire ability, beefing up his body and making him glow the bright blue-green of burning copper salts.
Pleasant to look at, but not helpful if you're trying to win a spar against him.
Art by @ginormicgeo.bsky.social
Pleasant to look at, but not helpful if you're trying to win a spar against him.
Art by @ginormicgeo.bsky.social
Botober Day 31: Orenge Gelatin Hourse
The real Halloween horror is cleaning up the kitchen after this debacle.
#botober2025
The real Halloween horror is cleaning up the kitchen after this debacle.
#botober2025
October 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Botober Day 31: Orenge Gelatin Hourse
The real Halloween horror is cleaning up the kitchen after this debacle.
#botober2025
The real Halloween horror is cleaning up the kitchen after this debacle.
#botober2025