Luprand
@luprand.bsky.social
🔞. A 40 year old shep who draws big guys, sometimes. Voice actor, once or twice. Incessant source of mediocre art and bad puns.
"Hey, uh, Lars? ... Did you ever live in Finland?"
"About three hundred years ago, yeah. Why do you ask?"
Befriending an ancient dadwolf can be a journey of discovery sometimes.
"About three hundred years ago, yeah. Why do you ask?"
Befriending an ancient dadwolf can be a journey of discovery sometimes.
January 26, 2026 at 4:47 PM
"Hey, uh, Lars? ... Did you ever live in Finland?"
"About three hundred years ago, yeah. Why do you ask?"
Befriending an ancient dadwolf can be a journey of discovery sometimes.
"About three hundred years ago, yeah. Why do you ask?"
Befriending an ancient dadwolf can be a journey of discovery sometimes.
Had to buy a new phone because the old one was incompatible with the 2FA app at work.
Poor thing served me for six years, but in the end I suppose we are all merely as blossoms on the wind, tears in the rain, toddlers at a Denny's ...
Poor thing served me for six years, but in the end I suppose we are all merely as blossoms on the wind, tears in the rain, toddlers at a Denny's ...
January 24, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Had to buy a new phone because the old one was incompatible with the 2FA app at work.
Poor thing served me for six years, but in the end I suppose we are all merely as blossoms on the wind, tears in the rain, toddlers at a Denny's ...
Poor thing served me for six years, but in the end I suppose we are all merely as blossoms on the wind, tears in the rain, toddlers at a Denny's ...
Looking back on The Giving Tree, I have to wonder if Shel Silverstein had ever seen an apple tree in his life.
January 22, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Looking back on The Giving Tree, I have to wonder if Shel Silverstein had ever seen an apple tree in his life.
The writing is clever as ever in the #PokemonLegendsZA DLC, but the mechanics make me want to scream sometimes.
Beyond how much of it is struggling through three or more layers of RNG, you get nonsense like "Mission: catch six species of Pokemon!" ... in an area that only spawns five.
Beyond how much of it is struggling through three or more layers of RNG, you get nonsense like "Mission: catch six species of Pokemon!" ... in an area that only spawns five.
January 21, 2026 at 4:25 PM
The writing is clever as ever in the #PokemonLegendsZA DLC, but the mechanics make me want to scream sometimes.
Beyond how much of it is struggling through three or more layers of RNG, you get nonsense like "Mission: catch six species of Pokemon!" ... in an area that only spawns five.
Beyond how much of it is struggling through three or more layers of RNG, you get nonsense like "Mission: catch six species of Pokemon!" ... in an area that only spawns five.
(Fakemon) Alternative evolution for Ducklett: Karnaguuse (Flying/Ghost).
"Ducklett's dreams of growing up to be a beautiful Swanna were tragically left unfulfilled. It has decided to make this everyone's problem."
"Ducklett's dreams of growing up to be a beautiful Swanna were tragically left unfulfilled. It has decided to make this everyone's problem."
January 20, 2026 at 3:43 PM
(Fakemon) Alternative evolution for Ducklett: Karnaguuse (Flying/Ghost).
"Ducklett's dreams of growing up to be a beautiful Swanna were tragically left unfulfilled. It has decided to make this everyone's problem."
"Ducklett's dreams of growing up to be a beautiful Swanna were tragically left unfulfilled. It has decided to make this everyone's problem."
"And so, for his rudeness, the sorceress turned the prince into the hottest beastman DILF on the block.
'What the hell kind of curse is this?' the prince stammered, flabbers thoroughly gasted.
'You obviously need to get laid,' the sorceress replied. 'I thought I'd help.'"
'What the hell kind of curse is this?' the prince stammered, flabbers thoroughly gasted.
'You obviously need to get laid,' the sorceress replied. 'I thought I'd help.'"
January 19, 2026 at 8:50 PM
"And so, for his rudeness, the sorceress turned the prince into the hottest beastman DILF on the block.
'What the hell kind of curse is this?' the prince stammered, flabbers thoroughly gasted.
'You obviously need to get laid,' the sorceress replied. 'I thought I'd help.'"
'What the hell kind of curse is this?' the prince stammered, flabbers thoroughly gasted.
'You obviously need to get laid,' the sorceress replied. 'I thought I'd help.'"
Whoever designed the DLC boss fights for #PokemonLegendsZA to be such ADHD nightmares deserves a swift kick in the shins every thirty seconds for a week.
I love how the support characters yell advice that you can't actually read because you're busy dodging 5 simultaneous AOE attacks.
I love how the support characters yell advice that you can't actually read because you're busy dodging 5 simultaneous AOE attacks.
January 18, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Whoever designed the DLC boss fights for #PokemonLegendsZA to be such ADHD nightmares deserves a swift kick in the shins every thirty seconds for a week.
I love how the support characters yell advice that you can't actually read because you're busy dodging 5 simultaneous AOE attacks.
I love how the support characters yell advice that you can't actually read because you're busy dodging 5 simultaneous AOE attacks.
New on Crunchyroll:
"Starring in a Harem Isekai Anime Would Probably Be More Fun if I Weren't Gay"
"Starring in a Harem Isekai Anime Would Probably Be More Fun if I Weren't Gay"
January 17, 2026 at 7:26 PM
New on Crunchyroll:
"Starring in a Harem Isekai Anime Would Probably Be More Fun if I Weren't Gay"
"Starring in a Harem Isekai Anime Would Probably Be More Fun if I Weren't Gay"
"You see, I am a responsible adult. And part of being a responsible adult is, occasionally, you go to a quiet building and allow other responsible adults to drug you heavily and stick a camera up your butt."
January 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
"You see, I am a responsible adult. And part of being a responsible adult is, occasionally, you go to a quiet building and allow other responsible adults to drug you heavily and stick a camera up your butt."
As someone with a negative Luck stat, I don't much enjoy the Hyperspace mechanic in the #PokemonLegendsZA DLC. I only find the rare Pokemon just as time runs out, and then it never spawns a zone again.
January 14, 2026 at 5:40 AM
As someone with a negative Luck stat, I don't much enjoy the Hyperspace mechanic in the #PokemonLegendsZA DLC. I only find the rare Pokemon just as time runs out, and then it never spawns a zone again.
There's a chain of Asian bakery cafes near me called Tous les Jours ("Every Day" in French).
Today while stopped at a light, I saw the sign for one, but a light pole blocked the J so I saw "Tous les Ours" ("All the Bears") instead.
That would be a heck of a bakery.
Today while stopped at a light, I saw the sign for one, but a light pole blocked the J so I saw "Tous les Ours" ("All the Bears") instead.
That would be a heck of a bakery.
January 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
There's a chain of Asian bakery cafes near me called Tous les Jours ("Every Day" in French).
Today while stopped at a light, I saw the sign for one, but a light pole blocked the J so I saw "Tous les Ours" ("All the Bears") instead.
That would be a heck of a bakery.
Today while stopped at a light, I saw the sign for one, but a light pole blocked the J so I saw "Tous les Ours" ("All the Bears") instead.
That would be a heck of a bakery.
"The only way to save this man's life is to whip off my shirt and snuggle him all night with occasional smoochies AND I AM PREPARED TO MAKE THIS SACRIFICE"
-- Isekai Office Worker: The Other World's Books Depend on the Bean Counter
-- Isekai Office Worker: The Other World's Books Depend on the Bean Counter
January 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
"The only way to save this man's life is to whip off my shirt and snuggle him all night with occasional smoochies AND I AM PREPARED TO MAKE THIS SACRIFICE"
-- Isekai Office Worker: The Other World's Books Depend on the Bean Counter
-- Isekai Office Worker: The Other World's Books Depend on the Bean Counter
"The One became Eight: The Builder, The Singer, The Dancer, The Healer, The Wonderer, the Archiver, the Sower, and the Gatherer, In a flash of Everything, The Eight flew to the ends of being and back again."
January 11, 2026 at 4:41 PM
"The One became Eight: The Builder, The Singer, The Dancer, The Healer, The Wonderer, the Archiver, the Sower, and the Gatherer, In a flash of Everything, The Eight flew to the ends of being and back again."
Urserkaf, a khenra monk, summoning the arms of his Astral Self.
January 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Urserkaf, a khenra monk, summoning the arms of his Astral Self.
The more time I spend watching my roommate's dog, the more I understand why my mom spent so much of my childhood exhausted and/or crying.
I feel so useless. Nothing I do calms him down or makes him stop crying.
I hate feeling so powerless all the time, even though that's my whole fucking life.
I feel so useless. Nothing I do calms him down or makes him stop crying.
I hate feeling so powerless all the time, even though that's my whole fucking life.
January 10, 2026 at 4:27 AM
The more time I spend watching my roommate's dog, the more I understand why my mom spent so much of my childhood exhausted and/or crying.
I feel so useless. Nothing I do calms him down or makes him stop crying.
I hate feeling so powerless all the time, even though that's my whole fucking life.
I feel so useless. Nothing I do calms him down or makes him stop crying.
I hate feeling so powerless all the time, even though that's my whole fucking life.
The Furry Adventures of Hott Wolfguy, Gentleman Detective
January 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
The Furry Adventures of Hott Wolfguy, Gentleman Detective
"Thanks for your interest in the Central Utah Community Kitchen! You can check out our website at cuck dot us."
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January 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
"Thanks for your interest in the Central Utah Community Kitchen! You can check out our website at cuck dot us."
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Oh no, the kobolds found the fabric refresher!
January 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Oh no, the kobolds found the fabric refresher!
At the airport.
Who's hungry?
Who's hungry?
January 2, 2026 at 10:46 PM
At the airport.
Who's hungry?
Who's hungry?
Happy year of the (orenge gelatin) ho(u)rse from the eastern time zone!
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Happy year of the (orenge gelatin) ho(u)rse from the eastern time zone!
A woman with snakes for hair, wearing sunglasses and a formal suit, stands in an office in front of shelves of legal manuals.
"Are you a monster who would normally patrol a dungeon? Have you been injured or killed by adventurers? I'm Medusa Gorgon, of Gorgon and Morrigan, Injury Attorneys ..."
"Are you a monster who would normally patrol a dungeon? Have you been injured or killed by adventurers? I'm Medusa Gorgon, of Gorgon and Morrigan, Injury Attorneys ..."
December 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A woman with snakes for hair, wearing sunglasses and a formal suit, stands in an office in front of shelves of legal manuals.
"Are you a monster who would normally patrol a dungeon? Have you been injured or killed by adventurers? I'm Medusa Gorgon, of Gorgon and Morrigan, Injury Attorneys ..."
"Are you a monster who would normally patrol a dungeon? Have you been injured or killed by adventurers? I'm Medusa Gorgon, of Gorgon and Morrigan, Injury Attorneys ..."
I don't really feel like comparing stats across sites to find my most popular post of the year, so ... here are some of my favorites, at least.
December 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I don't really feel like comparing stats across sites to find my most popular post of the year, so ... here are some of my favorites, at least.
Helped out at an exhibit of Nativity displays from around the world yesterday. Scribbled this on the back of a form while I was there.
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Helped out at an exhibit of Nativity displays from around the world yesterday. Scribbled this on the back of a form while I was there.
Welp. As long as I'm in Ohio, Bluesky refuses to show any labeled adult art.
They are determined to protect my innocent 40-year-old eyes unless I upload my government ID. Given my family has already had some identity theft issues, I'm not planning on it.
They are determined to protect my innocent 40-year-old eyes unless I upload my government ID. Given my family has already had some identity theft issues, I'm not planning on it.
December 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Welp. As long as I'm in Ohio, Bluesky refuses to show any labeled adult art.
They are determined to protect my innocent 40-year-old eyes unless I upload my government ID. Given my family has already had some identity theft issues, I'm not planning on it.
They are determined to protect my innocent 40-year-old eyes unless I upload my government ID. Given my family has already had some identity theft issues, I'm not planning on it.