Anything But Warhammer
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Anything But Warhammer
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I am the World's Most Averagest Mini Painter(tm). My thoughts and anything else on miniature painting and tabletop gaming. Infinity, Warcrow, Shadows of Brimstone, One Page Rules as well as Battletech, 3D Printing and other random things.
I took some time from painting to whip a basic painting handle to replace some of my 25 year old paint bottles that I’ve been using. I call it “Yet Another Paint Handle” or YAPH. Available on Thingiverse soon.

#miniaturepainting
#3dprinting
#openscad
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I took a break from painting to assemble this big fella - a Mahut for Conquest: Last Argument of Kings. As is my style, it was very averagely assembled, with several pieces not quite fitting perfectly. (And not due to the manufacturer.)

#miniaturepainting
#conquest
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Kind of a schizophrenic mix on the painting table tonight. Can’t quite decide what I want to dive into.

#minaiturepainting
#shadowsofbrimstone
#infinitythegame
#conquest
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
FML. In 2024, I crowdfunded 6 games, due to be delivered in 2025, nicely spread out so I could enjoy them. Current release schedule:

-February 2026-
Tanares Expeditions
Gates of Niflheim
Cats of Mt St Michel
We Played God

-March 2026-
Acheron's Fall

-April 2026-
Rogue Angels
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Before: miniature ruined with flaky haze from malfunctioning spray matte sealer.
After: I brushed on a couple of coats of Vallejo satin varnish and the result, while not perfect, has been salvaged for the tabletop.
@gleefulgecko.com - you can sleep tonight knowing the result!
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Reposted by Anything But Warhammer
thisssss

also, build your own models!
Random but: the amazing thing about making art for your own games, whether you consider yourself an artist or not, is that as soon as you make a piece of art? You are an artist. Whether you’re a “good artist” is entirely out of your hands, and always will be. All you can do is throw yourself at it.
November 3, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I love these bases! Perfect for Trederra or Trench Crusade.

#miniaturespainting
#shadowsofbrimstone
November 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
A squad of Trederran Mutants ready to go for Shadows of Brimstone. Dig my enviro-friendly painting handles, made from 25+ year old paint jars.
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Painting up a few “Slimes” I printed for tales From the Red Dragon Inn while I wait for my hazy matte sealer rescue attempt to dry. First time using transparent resin.

#miniaturepainting
#talesfromthereddragoninn
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Sometimes… shit happens. Was very proud of my paint job on these Trederran Dragonfire miniatures for Shadows of Brimstone. Then, my matte varnish spray turned white.

Holy hell. Next post: recovery attempts!

#miniaturepainting
#shadowsofbrimstone
October 31, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Another Work In Progress. A Nomad Gecko I bought from a friend. To be honest, I’ve been painting almost nothing but Nomads since the beginning of August so I hope this is the last red armor I paint for a long time.
October 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Almost done with 3 Swamp Stingers for Shadows of Brimstone. It really shows how important a finished base is - by showing the lack of one!
October 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Look, you can’t live on miniature painting and games alone. Sometimes, Oatmeal Chocolate Chip cookies are called for.
#cookies
#wipwednesday
October 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Working on a couple of Big’uns tonight. WIP - Nomads Lizard and GoPod.
October 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I put down my paintbrush for awhile to design some terrain. I whomped up corner pieces in openSCAD and printed them out. Should work for MDF or foamcore. Holes for magnets, too. You’ll have to imagine some Greebles and a coat of paint.

#miniaturepainting
#3dprinting
September 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Tell me you’re in the South without saying you’re in the South.
September 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Had a wedding yesterday night, but was able to pack a few things to paint with so spent the day painting some miniatures while overlooking a beautiful Alabama lake.
September 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Picard played Infinity. I’m sure of it. At the very least, he played something with my dice.

#Infinitythegame
September 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Pre-9/11, I was able to take my miniature paints tackle box and a pile of minis onto the plane and I painted a mess of night goblins in flight. Now? Flight was delayed an hour just as we walked into the airport and I all I can do is read rules. Nowhere near as fun.
#minispainting
#firstworldproblems
August 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Not the best pic, but I finished these Archive Towers for Shadows of Brimstone yesterday. I hope my Super Average(tm) paint job inspires you to paint something of your own!
#miniaturespainting
#shadowsofbrimstone
August 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Finally, some finished minis with their bases done! Shadows of Brimstone Feudal Bandits and Legendary Specter Constable Ludlow. All done in my inimitable averageness.
August 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I haven’t been posting, but I have been painting! Soon, I’ll show off some super average minis I’ve been working on. I know everyone is awash in excitement at the thought!
August 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I hate tariffs. I love skirmish games.
This is a great deal on a fun game and especially so if you have a 3D printer.

#tabletopgames
#3Dprinting

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May 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
More loot from my Joanne’s Fabrics Going Out of Business sale. $5 each for terrain paint. I swear a significant joy of the minis hobby is randomly finding bits and bobs that you can use.
April 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
A little haul from Michael’s and Joanne’s. Joanne’s was pretty picked over, but Michael’s had acrylic inks for $3. Stocked up on cheap brushes, too… because… tariffs.
April 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM