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Apocatlypse Meow
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Take a break from doomscrolling. For your mental health.

Just look at my cat after he's rolled around in catnip. His name is Tedderson Eugene Bear, and he is a very good boy.

Now, take a few deep breaths and then return to watching the world burn.
A mostly-black tuxedo cat sits on his cardboard cat scratcher. He has bits catnip all over him. His eyes are yellowish green and he has a white patch on his chest that looks like a fancy cravat on his black tux.
September 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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I may have tweaked the cropping some more...
Orange tabby cat sleeping on its side on a gray upholstered surface, with its body curled up in a colorfully patterned curtain.
August 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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A satirical illustration showing a person in a suit with a SpaceX rocket for a head, labeled "SpaceX." The person is raising their hand to reject a pack of Orbit chewing gum labeled “Orbit,” being offered by another hand. The SpaceX character is holding a fork with a small piece of food, mimicking vintage anti-drug or propaganda-style posters. The image humorously suggests that SpaceX is rejecting "Orbit."
June 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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"Which I was TOTALLY OKAY WITH until we broke up!"
A tweet from Elon Musk stating that Donald Trump "is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public."
June 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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two panel comic. first panel: Trump yelling "Gas is $1.98 a gallon!" second panel: an old man in a MAGA hat repeating "Gas is $1.98 a gallon!" while preparing to use a gas pump that reads $3.24.
May 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Charlie says "fuck your rules, I sit where I want"
A large ginger cat sits on a black counter, casually draping his front paws in the white ceramic sink, giving what appears to be a very defiant look to the camera. His ears are way too big for his head, and you can see he's still got a lot of growing to do.
May 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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A vintage-style drawing of an adorable kitten holding a fountain pen and a yellow paper. Text above the kitten says "Remember furiends," with the text on the paper reading "The 2nd Amendment is for Meowveryone!"
March 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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They say all orange cats share one brain cell.

Still smarter than F47.
March 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Ouch.
Tom Brady roasts Travis Kelce over Super Bowl focus, suggesting 'If he had focused more on football instead of Taylor Swift, Chiefs would have a 3-peat.' Jason Kelce hits back, 'I love Brady, but if he had focused on his wife more, he'd have a wife right now.'
February 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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surprised pikachu meme
February 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Oh, definitely.

On the left, a president and his son.

On the right, a "president" and a president's son.
Elon Musk's retweet of Ian Miles Cheong sharing a side by side photo of JFK with his son playing on the desk in the Oval Office on the left, and on the right is Elon Musk's son with Donald Trump at the desk.
February 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Wait, what's that you say, Jill Stein's campaign manager? You WANTED Trump to be elected? That was the plan all along?

"We would never overcome the moral stain of re-electing genocide" so instead we forced a re-election of a genocide speed run.

Get fucked.
A post from Jason Call saying that Trump is horrible, but electing Harris would have been worse, essentially saying that people are more likely to rally against Trump to stop genocide in Palestine.
February 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Just a quick reminder that the system of checks and balances is an integral part of democracy and is not, in fact, a "constitutional crisis."
A graphic from a middle school textbook showing the interrelations of checks and balances between the three branches of government with a circle around "Can declare presidential acts unconstitutional" with an arrow pointing from the Judicial branch to the Executive
February 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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So we would... deport... an American citizen? How does that work? OH YOU MEAN GET RID OF. These Nazis need to fuck along.
February 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Charles where he shouldn't be, like an Elon Musk techbro
a small, smug-looking orange tabby cat sitting on a countertop next to a stove, daring you to move him so he can jump right back up before he even touches the floor
February 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Idiocracy was supposed to be entertainment, not a guidebook
I guess at least there's no legislation to force farmers to use gatorade yet (I checked)
February 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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One of the hidden treasures of our state, for sure.
A sign reading "We are having BIG FUN in Uranus - Uranus Missouri on Historic Route 66" There is a T-Rex on the sign who is clearly having BIG FUN
February 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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A reddit post on a thread called "At What Point Would You Leave the U.S.?" I have spent quite a time overseas and own a vacation home on the Mediterranean coast. While I spend a month every quarter overseas, nothing beats the USA. I don't see anything overly negative so far. There is some overreach which will get reined in by the courts. I'd have preferred they had used a scalpel instead of a hammer on some actions but I also understand that they are trying to keep the momentum going. There is a finite amount of political capital that erodes with time. Four panel comic. First panel, 2 eagles having coffee and reading a newspaper. One asks "Do you think the owl is a predator?" Second panel, the other eagle replies "of course not, he's never bothered me." to which the first responds "exactly." third panel, the first eagle sips his tea, the other reads the paper, no dialogue. fourth panel, first eagle says "no idea what Mr Mouse was going on about."
February 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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It occurs to me that these are the same people who freaked out because "Kamala didn't have a primary!! She was just chosen!!"
graphic text reads "No One Voted for Elon Musk" with credit to a group called Indivisible
February 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Charlie did a grow
Smallish orange kitten on the top platform of a cat tree Same orange kitten now MUCH LARGER on the top platform of the cat tree
February 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Here you go:
February 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Entertainment brought to you by my insomnia
February 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Phil predicted 6 more weeks of winter. Little brown dude's probably a DEI hire.
A closeup of a groundhog on a motorcycle with text that reads "Happy Groundhog Day!"
February 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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HERE IS A CAT SKEET (are we calling them that?)
SUCH GRACE AND MAJESTY
A HUGE black cat stretches out on his back with top half curled sideways, front paws in the air and the white patch on his belly on full display. His back feet are extended and are wrapped around the back paws of a smaller, orange cat who is curled into a crescent roll position.
February 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Well, shit. And after I spent 50 years growing them.
January 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM