Luna La Creme
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Luna La Creme
@lunalacreme.bsky.social
They/them. Lesbian. Burlesque and drag performer in Austin, TX. Est 2014
Though I did get to use a Slappy dummy in my senior high school musical
September 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm ridiculously excited for tomorrow night 🥳🥳🥳 Join us for our first show of Nox's Nightshade Nerdlesque with our anime show Waifu Wonders at Showpony lounge inside Jackalope (their menu looks incredible).
tinyurl.com/NoxxNighshad...
August 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
An actual image of me at work when someone yells at me for things I have no control over
July 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I'm finally catching up on Demon Slayer and I'm so glad this exists because I couldn't stop thinking about 3 weed smoking girlfriends every time they mention Uzui's 3 wives
July 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
An actual image of me when work is dead for the last 3 hours
June 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I'm so happy to have my undercut fully buzzed again. I was worried with the new job, but I'm free to have my hair however I want.

Also, I want undercut Francine as my profile pictures.
June 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Accomplishment: I actually got the monthly micropet on Finch for this month (a koala named Steve!)

I've been on this app off and on for 3 years and this is the first time I did this 😭💖
May 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Can we talk about how weird it is with trusting things people type now? Like, am I talking to you or a chatGPT response?

*You'll always know it me because my grammar isn't great and I'll probably have a weird typo lol. On top of being super anti-AI
May 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
First day of work! 💪🏻💵
May 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
My latest joy is taking photos of flowers I see on my walks
May 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Going to a lesbian party 🩷🤎💛🤍 Felt cute
April 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Greetings from under my heated blanket, in a hoodie and full of ramen for this Texas freeze.

I think I've acclimated.
April 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Being a burlesque performer is watching the episode Boxing Luanne and recognizing those pasties would never work with those giant tassels.
March 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I would have absolutely tried to date this dude when I was 18.

And that's on growth.
March 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I made a reel of some of my favorite Drag King moments that I have video of.

Ya'll get to exclusively enjoy a good chunk of it here, because I don't think this would fly on FB/Insta 😂

And always feel free to reach out to lunalacreme@gmail.com for bookings 😘
March 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I feel like everyone complaining about the Shrek redesign are just uncomfortable with aging?

They look the same but older.

Which I understand, we're taught to fear wrinkles. But as I watch lines grow on my face, I'm thankful to be alive long enough to age like wine.

Be nice to our aging ogres 💖
February 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
This is 33!

Post roller disco 🛼🕺🏼🪩 If given the opportunity, always roller disco on your birthday
February 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
More Instagram banned goodness in some Leela booty in Dallas 💖💖
February 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Every time I get a photo flagged on Instagram. I'll just post it here 💖

Hoping the rainy clouds are staying away for you today 🌧️

(Photo by @synthbabex.bsky.social)
February 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My first time hosting 7-years-ago.

I miss that clipboard 😭💖
January 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I have to admit that I think of this joke from South Park at least once a day when asking myself how I feel.
January 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
All of my life, I've dreamt of a place where if any snow falls, we just simply don't exist in it.

Apparently, that place was Texas.

I have a snow day today.
See pictures of how much snow we accumulated.
January 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Workout done.
Hair cleaned and conditioned.
Wrestlings on.
Soups gonna be in my tummy soon.

The government might not believe I exist, but fuck them. I'm gonna love myself even harder then.
January 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I'm no Eminem, but I've successfully Cleaned Out [Up] my [costume] Closet
January 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My weather app has been red over the cold for the past 24 hours. We have a high of 41° today.

Meanwhile, Pittsburgh is like "10°? Eh, it's a bit of a chilly day"

On the bright side, I finally seem tough against winter weather!
January 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM