Luna La Creme
@lunalacreme.bsky.social
They/them. Lesbian. Burlesque and drag performer in Austin, TX. Est 2014
Though I did get to use a Slappy dummy in my senior high school musical
September 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Though I did get to use a Slappy dummy in my senior high school musical
I'm ridiculously excited for tomorrow night 🥳🥳🥳 Join us for our first show of Nox's Nightshade Nerdlesque with our anime show Waifu Wonders at Showpony lounge inside Jackalope (their menu looks incredible).
tinyurl.com/NoxxNighshad...
tinyurl.com/NoxxNighshad...
August 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I'm ridiculously excited for tomorrow night 🥳🥳🥳 Join us for our first show of Nox's Nightshade Nerdlesque with our anime show Waifu Wonders at Showpony lounge inside Jackalope (their menu looks incredible).
tinyurl.com/NoxxNighshad...
tinyurl.com/NoxxNighshad...
An actual image of me at work when someone yells at me for things I have no control over
July 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
An actual image of me at work when someone yells at me for things I have no control over
I'm finally catching up on Demon Slayer and I'm so glad this exists because I couldn't stop thinking about 3 weed smoking girlfriends every time they mention Uzui's 3 wives
July 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I'm finally catching up on Demon Slayer and I'm so glad this exists because I couldn't stop thinking about 3 weed smoking girlfriends every time they mention Uzui's 3 wives
An actual image of me when work is dead for the last 3 hours
June 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
An actual image of me when work is dead for the last 3 hours
I'm so happy to have my undercut fully buzzed again. I was worried with the new job, but I'm free to have my hair however I want.
Also, I want undercut Francine as my profile pictures.
Also, I want undercut Francine as my profile pictures.
June 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I'm so happy to have my undercut fully buzzed again. I was worried with the new job, but I'm free to have my hair however I want.
Also, I want undercut Francine as my profile pictures.
Also, I want undercut Francine as my profile pictures.
Accomplishment: I actually got the monthly micropet on Finch for this month (a koala named Steve!)
I've been on this app off and on for 3 years and this is the first time I did this 😭💖
I've been on this app off and on for 3 years and this is the first time I did this 😭💖
May 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Accomplishment: I actually got the monthly micropet on Finch for this month (a koala named Steve!)
I've been on this app off and on for 3 years and this is the first time I did this 😭💖
I've been on this app off and on for 3 years and this is the first time I did this 😭💖
Can we talk about how weird it is with trusting things people type now? Like, am I talking to you or a chatGPT response?
*You'll always know it me because my grammar isn't great and I'll probably have a weird typo lol. On top of being super anti-AI
*You'll always know it me because my grammar isn't great and I'll probably have a weird typo lol. On top of being super anti-AI
May 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Can we talk about how weird it is with trusting things people type now? Like, am I talking to you or a chatGPT response?
*You'll always know it me because my grammar isn't great and I'll probably have a weird typo lol. On top of being super anti-AI
*You'll always know it me because my grammar isn't great and I'll probably have a weird typo lol. On top of being super anti-AI
First day of work! 💪🏻💵
May 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
First day of work! 💪🏻💵
My latest joy is taking photos of flowers I see on my walks
May 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My latest joy is taking photos of flowers I see on my walks
Going to a lesbian party 🩷🤎💛🤍 Felt cute
April 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Going to a lesbian party 🩷🤎💛🤍 Felt cute
Greetings from under my heated blanket, in a hoodie and full of ramen for this Texas freeze.
I think I've acclimated.
I think I've acclimated.
April 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Greetings from under my heated blanket, in a hoodie and full of ramen for this Texas freeze.
I think I've acclimated.
I think I've acclimated.
Being a burlesque performer is watching the episode Boxing Luanne and recognizing those pasties would never work with those giant tassels.
March 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Being a burlesque performer is watching the episode Boxing Luanne and recognizing those pasties would never work with those giant tassels.
I would have absolutely tried to date this dude when I was 18.
And that's on growth.
And that's on growth.
March 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I would have absolutely tried to date this dude when I was 18.
And that's on growth.
And that's on growth.
I made a reel of some of my favorite Drag King moments that I have video of.
Ya'll get to exclusively enjoy a good chunk of it here, because I don't think this would fly on FB/Insta 😂
And always feel free to reach out to lunalacreme@gmail.com for bookings 😘
Ya'll get to exclusively enjoy a good chunk of it here, because I don't think this would fly on FB/Insta 😂
And always feel free to reach out to lunalacreme@gmail.com for bookings 😘
March 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I made a reel of some of my favorite Drag King moments that I have video of.
Ya'll get to exclusively enjoy a good chunk of it here, because I don't think this would fly on FB/Insta 😂
And always feel free to reach out to lunalacreme@gmail.com for bookings 😘
Ya'll get to exclusively enjoy a good chunk of it here, because I don't think this would fly on FB/Insta 😂
And always feel free to reach out to lunalacreme@gmail.com for bookings 😘
I feel like everyone complaining about the Shrek redesign are just uncomfortable with aging?
They look the same but older.
Which I understand, we're taught to fear wrinkles. But as I watch lines grow on my face, I'm thankful to be alive long enough to age like wine.
Be nice to our aging ogres 💖
They look the same but older.
Which I understand, we're taught to fear wrinkles. But as I watch lines grow on my face, I'm thankful to be alive long enough to age like wine.
Be nice to our aging ogres 💖
February 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I feel like everyone complaining about the Shrek redesign are just uncomfortable with aging?
They look the same but older.
Which I understand, we're taught to fear wrinkles. But as I watch lines grow on my face, I'm thankful to be alive long enough to age like wine.
Be nice to our aging ogres 💖
They look the same but older.
Which I understand, we're taught to fear wrinkles. But as I watch lines grow on my face, I'm thankful to be alive long enough to age like wine.
Be nice to our aging ogres 💖
This is 33!
Post roller disco 🛼🕺🏼🪩 If given the opportunity, always roller disco on your birthday
Post roller disco 🛼🕺🏼🪩 If given the opportunity, always roller disco on your birthday
February 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This is 33!
Post roller disco 🛼🕺🏼🪩 If given the opportunity, always roller disco on your birthday
Post roller disco 🛼🕺🏼🪩 If given the opportunity, always roller disco on your birthday
More Instagram banned goodness in some Leela booty in Dallas 💖💖
February 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
More Instagram banned goodness in some Leela booty in Dallas 💖💖
Every time I get a photo flagged on Instagram. I'll just post it here 💖
Hoping the rainy clouds are staying away for you today 🌧️
(Photo by @synthbabex.bsky.social)
Hoping the rainy clouds are staying away for you today 🌧️
(Photo by @synthbabex.bsky.social)
February 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Every time I get a photo flagged on Instagram. I'll just post it here 💖
Hoping the rainy clouds are staying away for you today 🌧️
(Photo by @synthbabex.bsky.social)
Hoping the rainy clouds are staying away for you today 🌧️
(Photo by @synthbabex.bsky.social)
My first time hosting 7-years-ago.
I miss that clipboard 😭💖
I miss that clipboard 😭💖
January 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My first time hosting 7-years-ago.
I miss that clipboard 😭💖
I miss that clipboard 😭💖
I have to admit that I think of this joke from South Park at least once a day when asking myself how I feel.
January 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I have to admit that I think of this joke from South Park at least once a day when asking myself how I feel.
All of my life, I've dreamt of a place where if any snow falls, we just simply don't exist in it.
Apparently, that place was Texas.
I have a snow day today.
See pictures of how much snow we accumulated.
Apparently, that place was Texas.
I have a snow day today.
See pictures of how much snow we accumulated.
January 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
All of my life, I've dreamt of a place where if any snow falls, we just simply don't exist in it.
Apparently, that place was Texas.
I have a snow day today.
See pictures of how much snow we accumulated.
Apparently, that place was Texas.
I have a snow day today.
See pictures of how much snow we accumulated.
Workout done.
Hair cleaned and conditioned.
Wrestlings on.
Soups gonna be in my tummy soon.
The government might not believe I exist, but fuck them. I'm gonna love myself even harder then.
Hair cleaned and conditioned.
Wrestlings on.
Soups gonna be in my tummy soon.
The government might not believe I exist, but fuck them. I'm gonna love myself even harder then.
January 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Workout done.
Hair cleaned and conditioned.
Wrestlings on.
Soups gonna be in my tummy soon.
The government might not believe I exist, but fuck them. I'm gonna love myself even harder then.
Hair cleaned and conditioned.
Wrestlings on.
Soups gonna be in my tummy soon.
The government might not believe I exist, but fuck them. I'm gonna love myself even harder then.
I'm no Eminem, but I've successfully Cleaned Out [Up] my [costume] Closet
January 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm no Eminem, but I've successfully Cleaned Out [Up] my [costume] Closet
My weather app has been red over the cold for the past 24 hours. We have a high of 41° today.
Meanwhile, Pittsburgh is like "10°? Eh, it's a bit of a chilly day"
On the bright side, I finally seem tough against winter weather!
Meanwhile, Pittsburgh is like "10°? Eh, it's a bit of a chilly day"
On the bright side, I finally seem tough against winter weather!
January 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My weather app has been red over the cold for the past 24 hours. We have a high of 41° today.
Meanwhile, Pittsburgh is like "10°? Eh, it's a bit of a chilly day"
On the bright side, I finally seem tough against winter weather!
Meanwhile, Pittsburgh is like "10°? Eh, it's a bit of a chilly day"
On the bright side, I finally seem tough against winter weather!