Luna La Creme
@lunalacreme.bsky.social
They/them. Lesbian. Burlesque and drag performer in Austin, TX. Est 2014
The Dragula episode has been up for less than 12 hours, why would it be okay to post spoilers????
I'm staying off Facebook next Tuesday until I can watch
I'm staying off Facebook next Tuesday until I can watch
a gray and white cat is sitting on the floor looking at the camera .
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November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The Dragula episode has been up for less than 12 hours, why would it be okay to post spoilers????
I'm staying off Facebook next Tuesday until I can watch
I'm staying off Facebook next Tuesday until I can watch
The "lady dressed as a deer, dude in hunting camo" Halloween couple costume is peak heterosexual energy, where the lady is adorable and the guy is a lazy thumb.
October 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The "lady dressed as a deer, dude in hunting camo" Halloween couple costume is peak heterosexual energy, where the lady is adorable and the guy is a lazy thumb.
I thought I lost or got my wallet stolen.
Nope, was just casually walking around without a wallet for two days.
Nope, was just casually walking around without a wallet for two days.
shrek is making a funny face and says oops .
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October 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I thought I lost or got my wallet stolen.
Nope, was just casually walking around without a wallet for two days.
Nope, was just casually walking around without a wallet for two days.
The weirdest body sensation is feeling so light and airy from installing good things in EMDR therapy while battling cramps that are just inflaming my bottom half.
Like my top half is zen, my bottom half is at war with my uterus 😅
Like my top half is zen, my bottom half is at war with my uterus 😅
elmo is standing on top of a planet in space with the words `` pain '' written above him .
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September 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The weirdest body sensation is feeling so light and airy from installing good things in EMDR therapy while battling cramps that are just inflaming my bottom half.
Like my top half is zen, my bottom half is at war with my uterus 😅
Like my top half is zen, my bottom half is at war with my uterus 😅
Sometimes it's important to reflect on yourself to better understand.
That being said, I think the South Park character closest to who I am is Tweek.
That being said, I think the South Park character closest to who I am is Tweek.
a cartoon character from south park is sitting at a table with toys
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September 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Sometimes it's important to reflect on yourself to better understand.
That being said, I think the South Park character closest to who I am is Tweek.
That being said, I think the South Park character closest to who I am is Tweek.
Listen, the creepy "your phone is listening to you" thing is going too far.
I need to get to Michael's today and my stupid phone heard me say this and is now showing Michael's ads to make me feel bad.
Stop ittttt 😤😤😤😤
I need to get to Michael's today and my stupid phone heard me say this and is now showing Michael's ads to make me feel bad.
Stop ittttt 😤😤😤😤
September 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Listen, the creepy "your phone is listening to you" thing is going too far.
I need to get to Michael's today and my stupid phone heard me say this and is now showing Michael's ads to make me feel bad.
Stop ittttt 😤😤😤😤
I need to get to Michael's today and my stupid phone heard me say this and is now showing Michael's ads to make me feel bad.
Stop ittttt 😤😤😤😤
Confession: I wasn't allowed to read the Goosebumps books as a kid.
...I'm consider reading them as an adult.
...I'm consider reading them as an adult.
a goosebumps book titled deep trouble sits next to another book titled monster blood ii
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September 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Confession: I wasn't allowed to read the Goosebumps books as a kid.
...I'm consider reading them as an adult.
...I'm consider reading them as an adult.
I should be at home resting my cramps with chocolate and potatoes while watching Lord of the Rings. Not working.
This is no life for a wee Hobbit like myself *dramatic faint*
This is no life for a wee Hobbit like myself *dramatic faint*
a close up of a man 's face with the words " what we need is a few good taters "
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August 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I should be at home resting my cramps with chocolate and potatoes while watching Lord of the Rings. Not working.
This is no life for a wee Hobbit like myself *dramatic faint*
This is no life for a wee Hobbit like myself *dramatic faint*
Just found out the person claiming Lexi Love's name is an "AI artist" and I want to RAGE.
No one using AI should claim to be an artist. They're only talentless thieves.
No one using AI should claim to be an artist. They're only talentless thieves.
a drag queen in a blue dress is sitting on a couch and saying , `` judging you '' .
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August 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Just found out the person claiming Lexi Love's name is an "AI artist" and I want to RAGE.
No one using AI should claim to be an artist. They're only talentless thieves.
No one using AI should claim to be an artist. They're only talentless thieves.
It's getting dark earlier so my brains like "it's Fall" so I've just started watching horror movies because Halloween
a black cat in a vampire costume is sitting on the floor .
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August 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It's getting dark earlier so my brains like "it's Fall" so I've just started watching horror movies because Halloween
I'm ridiculously excited for tomorrow night 🥳🥳🥳 Join us for our first show of Nox's Nightshade Nerdlesque with our anime show Waifu Wonders at Showpony lounge inside Jackalope (their menu looks incredible).
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August 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I'm ridiculously excited for tomorrow night 🥳🥳🥳 Join us for our first show of Nox's Nightshade Nerdlesque with our anime show Waifu Wonders at Showpony lounge inside Jackalope (their menu looks incredible).
tinyurl.com/NoxxNighshad...
tinyurl.com/NoxxNighshad...
Realizing that going from being a bread baker to a bank teller, I am working with bread in different ways.
kermit the frog is dancing in a room with the words bread everyday all day on the bottom
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August 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Realizing that going from being a bread baker to a bank teller, I am working with bread in different ways.
Brock Lesnar returns and they're moving to a network I'd never buy a streaming service through?*
Guess I'm gonna get more into AEW because WWE is not it. I'm really over them.
*I have absolutely no interest in watching any sport but wrestling.
Guess I'm gonna get more into AEW because WWE is not it. I'm really over them.
*I have absolutely no interest in watching any sport but wrestling.
a woman wearing a hat that says " witch " is speaking into a microphone
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August 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Brock Lesnar returns and they're moving to a network I'd never buy a streaming service through?*
Guess I'm gonna get more into AEW because WWE is not it. I'm really over them.
*I have absolutely no interest in watching any sport but wrestling.
Guess I'm gonna get more into AEW because WWE is not it. I'm really over them.
*I have absolutely no interest in watching any sport but wrestling.
I'm a real Texan now, I grilled some Ribs and now I just want to constantly grill
a cartoon of a man cooking with the words let him cook below him
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August 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I'm a real Texan now, I grilled some Ribs and now I just want to constantly grill
*reads the 75 soft challenge*
"Wait, this is pretty much what I already do?"
(Could be better about the exercise but it made me feel good about myself)
"Wait, this is pretty much what I already do?"
(Could be better about the exercise but it made me feel good about myself)
July 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
*reads the 75 soft challenge*
"Wait, this is pretty much what I already do?"
(Could be better about the exercise but it made me feel good about myself)
"Wait, this is pretty much what I already do?"
(Could be better about the exercise but it made me feel good about myself)
Me, writing something: I hope no one misinterprets what I say. But I think I made it pretty clear.
People: *misinterprets*
Me: ..... Damnit.
People: *misinterprets*
Me: ..... Damnit.
July 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Me, writing something: I hope no one misinterprets what I say. But I think I made it pretty clear.
People: *misinterprets*
Me: ..... Damnit.
People: *misinterprets*
Me: ..... Damnit.
There's something terribly ironic crying to "No More Tears".
Thank you for the music, Ozzy.
Thank you for the music, Ozzy.
July 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
There's something terribly ironic crying to "No More Tears".
Thank you for the music, Ozzy.
Thank you for the music, Ozzy.
I can't wait to get my new glasses as my eyes are getting strained from rhinestoneing and I don't like it
a cartoon character says " ow... my retinas are melting "
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July 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I can't wait to get my new glasses as my eyes are getting strained from rhinestoneing and I don't like it
An actual image of me at work when someone yells at me for things I have no control over
July 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
An actual image of me at work when someone yells at me for things I have no control over
I'm finally catching up on Demon Slayer and I'm so glad this exists because I couldn't stop thinking about 3 weed smoking girlfriends every time they mention Uzui's 3 wives
July 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I'm finally catching up on Demon Slayer and I'm so glad this exists because I couldn't stop thinking about 3 weed smoking girlfriends every time they mention Uzui's 3 wives
Ever get the zoomies but you're over 30 so your body's like "bitch, oh no you don't"
a painting of a vase of flowers is on a wall next to a sign that says " es pn "
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July 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Ever get the zoomies but you're over 30 so your body's like "bitch, oh no you don't"
My Instagram suggested feed is all KPop Demon Hunters content and I'm so pleased
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July 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My Instagram suggested feed is all KPop Demon Hunters content and I'm so pleased
Y'all ever have a dream that people you don't like ruined your library books and got your bed stolen? 😅
That was a weird one.
That was a weird one.
July 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Y'all ever have a dream that people you don't like ruined your library books and got your bed stolen? 😅
That was a weird one.
That was a weird one.