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Luna/Serena/Sage
@lunainvidia.bsky.social
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creative-type, dongslinger, fat femme PNW transplant, half-native, Spring Court. I cry a lot.
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I fucking hate it here (was trying to look up a picture of an item at work to reprice it)
August 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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I work in adult retail and I needed a quick way to at least capture customer attention while they buy lube. So, with deep thanks to everyone who's already done the work, I've made a very bare bones flyer designed to be printed and handed out.
July 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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behold the dumbest thing I've done lately #kpopdemonhunters
a Golden Oreo, crudely edited to have Rumi's purple braid from the movie Kpop Demon Hunters
July 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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too busy to draw today
Small scribbled depiction of a person dazed and reading off a very long piece of paper. Text reads "It's INVENTORY TIME, gotta count 19931 things"
June 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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as promised, more darrell.
A comic depicting, in order, a group of stick figures having a seance, a basic gravestone, a featureless ghost, a floating ring, and then a person leaving a shop while the ghost floats porn magazines around. Text reads "Back when the store opened, they had a seance, apparently. This all used to be farmland. Supposedly, a young man named Darrell suffered a fatal farming accident here. He's mischievious, not dangerous. My boss says she once watched her ring levitate off the desk and fall to the floor. "Goodnight, ghost!" I suppose there's worse places to end up. "
June 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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the Dildevil is from @funkittoys.bsky.social in case you want an employee of the month of your own. Aph is from the 70s, and Darrell.... well, I can think of a few ways to get your own ghost but I don't endorse any of them.
A comic depicting a young woman, a penholding mug with boobs, a small dildo with horns and a face, and a spooky ghost. Text says "I'm the manager. Technically there's 3 more employees I should introduce. Aphrodite, office supply management (a vintage cup that holds pens. Her boobs jiggle!) The Dildevil, now and forever employee of the month. Overnight Security: Darrell. Boss Z swears the shop is haunted. More on him later."
June 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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reduce, reuse, recycle. not sure if this is what @coelasquid.bsky.social had in mind but hey.
A comic depicting a scribbly person taking out recycling and making a scrapbook (text says "This job does generate a lot of recycling, boxes, packaging, DVD cases, etc. I'm crafty so I'm always trying to find ways to reuse stuff. Coelasquid's post on making notebooks was inspiring!"). The next two panels show the person turning over the page she's drawn on to reveal a list of purchased adult store items. Text reads "This is why if you look, you'll see... I draw these all on invoice backs! And other scrap paper."
June 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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it sort of feels weird yeeting these out right now but i gotta stay sane somehow
A short comic depicting scribbly renditions of an adult store and their workers. Text reads "It's been slow (because of the everything.) Costs just go up and up. Today, tho, was blessed by a favorite regular: MR OCTOPUS. (He buys a ton for trivia prizes at a local bar.)" The bottom panel is a depiction of Mr. Octopus as a man with a literal octopus for a head, saying "business credit card be upon ye" as he spends $595.88
June 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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gonna do the worlds shittiest comics about my job. lunch break doodles.
A scribbly four-panel comic depicting an adult shop and the people who work in it. Text: "My name is SAGE and I work in adult retail. It's just normal retail with more penis. All names but mine have been changed. Sunny (associate) Victor (a crow) August (buyer) Trixi, Diamond (swing shifts) the bosses Y and Z. I hope someone enjoys my lunch break doodles!" Then in very small text, Trixi asks "Why do I look so haunted?" Sage responds "Markers are hard in 30 minutes!"
June 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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A picture of the DashCon ballpit (a small inflatable pool filled with plastic balls in the middle of a warehouse) with the Avengers Doomsday logo crudely edited over it
March 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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February 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Sephiroth from Final Fantasy 7 (a pretty, intimidating man with black leather armor, shoulder pauldrons, and long silver hair) extends his hand to the viewer. Atop of it has been edited a platter of cartoon burgers and fries from the Simpsons meme "Steamed Hams."
February 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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media literacy is circling the drain huh
A screencap of a Screen Rant article titled "Why Glinda Always Gets Boq's Name Wrong In Wicked", with headshots of both characters from the movie.
December 30, 2024 at 9:42 PM