Lauren
@lulukachoo.bsky.social
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This you bro? I'm excited to talk about these Epstein files that you conveniently stopped talking about since the pedophile president is in them. Let's protect kids from the Couch Fucker and the Kiddie Diddler.
July 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This you bro? I'm excited to talk about these Epstein files that you conveniently stopped talking about since the pedophile president is in them. Let's protect kids from the Couch Fucker and the Kiddie Diddler.
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I go back and forth between:
“I love humans the world is a magical place and we are capable of so much wonder and good!”
And
“How can people be so awful and hateful and now I just want to escape to a fantasy land”
“I love humans the world is a magical place and we are capable of so much wonder and good!”
And
“How can people be so awful and hateful and now I just want to escape to a fantasy land”
March 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I go back and forth between:
“I love humans the world is a magical place and we are capable of so much wonder and good!”
And
“How can people be so awful and hateful and now I just want to escape to a fantasy land”
“I love humans the world is a magical place and we are capable of so much wonder and good!”
And
“How can people be so awful and hateful and now I just want to escape to a fantasy land”
TFW your bestie has to check in on you because you haven’t texted them at all today but it’s just bc you started Stardew Valley and may or may not but definitely do have an addiction
February 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
TFW your bestie has to check in on you because you haven’t texted them at all today but it’s just bc you started Stardew Valley and may or may not but definitely do have an addiction
This carrot is so happy
February 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This carrot is so happy
I had a dream that I had twins named Philbert and Almand. Thankfully I woke up to find it wasn’t real, because they were nuts.
February 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I had a dream that I had twins named Philbert and Almand. Thankfully I woke up to find it wasn’t real, because they were nuts.
I call this “waffles in the morning light”
February 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I call this “waffles in the morning light”
To have animals trust you enough to fall asleep next to you is one of the best feelings
February 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
To have animals trust you enough to fall asleep next to you is one of the best feelings
I’m not a perfect parent, but my kids do boo when we see Cyber trucks so I feel like I’m doing *something* right
January 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m not a perfect parent, but my kids do boo when we see Cyber trucks so I feel like I’m doing *something* right
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CHANGING MY NAME TO CASSANDRA.
January 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
CHANGING MY NAME TO CASSANDRA.
“Send Noods”
but it’s just a super speedy pasta delivery business
but it’s just a super speedy pasta delivery business
January 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
“Send Noods”
but it’s just a super speedy pasta delivery business
but it’s just a super speedy pasta delivery business
I call this “Hakoda in the Mail”
January 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I call this “Hakoda in the Mail”
Being able to watch YouTube videos and even some shows (looking at you- OG Dr Who series) on 1.5 speed has saved my sanity.
But any time I save just goes to scrolling so like idk
But any time I save just goes to scrolling so like idk
January 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Being able to watch YouTube videos and even some shows (looking at you- OG Dr Who series) on 1.5 speed has saved my sanity.
But any time I save just goes to scrolling so like idk
But any time I save just goes to scrolling so like idk
Had my conversations with my bestie censored on TikTok today multiple times.
We’ve been chatting our open thoughts on that app for about 2 years.
I no longer feel safe.
*the flagged comments were our feelings about current administration*
We’ve been chatting our open thoughts on that app for about 2 years.
I no longer feel safe.
*the flagged comments were our feelings about current administration*
January 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Had my conversations with my bestie censored on TikTok today multiple times.
We’ve been chatting our open thoughts on that app for about 2 years.
I no longer feel safe.
*the flagged comments were our feelings about current administration*
We’ve been chatting our open thoughts on that app for about 2 years.
I no longer feel safe.
*the flagged comments were our feelings about current administration*
Life according to Hakoda on this sunny Sunday.
January 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Life according to Hakoda on this sunny Sunday.
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Whenever people talk about state censorship by communist China I just want to point out that the Department of Defense said they didn't like SHIELD in the Marvel movies, so they made an entire movie getting rid of it to appease the US government so they didn't lose out on federal funding.
January 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Whenever people talk about state censorship by communist China I just want to point out that the Department of Defense said they didn't like SHIELD in the Marvel movies, so they made an entire movie getting rid of it to appease the US government so they didn't lose out on federal funding.
Found this tree and this shell yesterday. Don’t know what they are 😂 Texas still feels like an alien world compared to New York
January 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Found this tree and this shell yesterday. Don’t know what they are 😂 Texas still feels like an alien world compared to New York
I preordered this book last summer.
And it won’t come until Friday???
I’m kinda wondering if I should just go to a midnight launch at Barnes and Noble instead. But that involves leaving my house 🤔
And it won’t come until Friday???
I’m kinda wondering if I should just go to a midnight launch at Barnes and Noble instead. But that involves leaving my house 🤔
January 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I preordered this book last summer.
And it won’t come until Friday???
I’m kinda wondering if I should just go to a midnight launch at Barnes and Noble instead. But that involves leaving my house 🤔
And it won’t come until Friday???
I’m kinda wondering if I should just go to a midnight launch at Barnes and Noble instead. But that involves leaving my house 🤔
I’ve been brushing back up on my barista skills since getting the Ninja Luxe Cafe. Still have a ways to go but at least I’m enjoying the ride!
Tip for this machine tho- you have to stop the milk before the machine says it’s done. It heats to 150, but I prefer less for my drinks and for microfoam.
Tip for this machine tho- you have to stop the milk before the machine says it’s done. It heats to 150, but I prefer less for my drinks and for microfoam.
January 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I’ve been brushing back up on my barista skills since getting the Ninja Luxe Cafe. Still have a ways to go but at least I’m enjoying the ride!
Tip for this machine tho- you have to stop the milk before the machine says it’s done. It heats to 150, but I prefer less for my drinks and for microfoam.
Tip for this machine tho- you have to stop the milk before the machine says it’s done. It heats to 150, but I prefer less for my drinks and for microfoam.
This is what happens when you shop hungry and H‑E‑B has easy to grab food
(I’m not upset, btw. Just stating facts 😂)
(I’m not upset, btw. Just stating facts 😂)
January 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is what happens when you shop hungry and H‑E‑B has easy to grab food
(I’m not upset, btw. Just stating facts 😂)
(I’m not upset, btw. Just stating facts 😂)
Yesterday was a shit day emotionally. My cat-who is picky with his cuddles- sat with me no less than five times. 🤯🤯🤯
I will always view him as a gift from Lady Freyja just for me.
I will always view him as a gift from Lady Freyja just for me.
January 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Yesterday was a shit day emotionally. My cat-who is picky with his cuddles- sat with me no less than five times. 🤯🤯🤯
I will always view him as a gift from Lady Freyja just for me.
I will always view him as a gift from Lady Freyja just for me.
I’m still trying to get used to seeing these everywhere I go. #newyorktotexas
January 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’m still trying to get used to seeing these everywhere I go. #newyorktotexas
I don’t want chocolate ice cream- I want vanilla ice cream with freshly made hot fudge sauce melting and mixing into it.
What’s the problem?
What’s the problem?
January 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I don’t want chocolate ice cream- I want vanilla ice cream with freshly made hot fudge sauce melting and mixing into it.
What’s the problem?
What’s the problem?