Joel, blowing minds on the daily.

He should be made to try one of those period pain simulators and get one midol after.

The amount I want to ask for the Bonne Maman is the same amount I am sure I will be soundly mocked by my family for wanting it. But the tiny jars!

I felt very bad about all of this, as she is the goodest girl, but I would feel worse watching her panic in the waiting room. (And I feel just as bad admitting her little pony steps on the walk are SO CUTE.)

There wasn’t much in the bowl and she put her paw in, like, make there be more food? She was a stoned, hungry, 4-legged zombie, looking at me like, WE WANDER IN DARKNESS MOTHER. This morning she took a little walk with the same careful steps of a drunk person trying not to look drunk.

I do however want to buy her so many sweaters when I see them on other dogs but she seems very unbothered by her nakedness, so that’s a me problem.

Yes, yes it is.

My WATER BOWL IS EMPTY and I am THIRSTY, I will follow you into the kitchen as you get more water to refill it and walk DIRECTLY PAST the OTHER water bowl TWICE to watch you fill the GOOD ONE.