Lukhio
lukhio.bsky.social
Lukhio
@lukhio.bsky.social
Not that kind of doctor | Almost offensively French
Holy hell XML is so annoying to work with that in half tempted to write an ad hoc parser out of spite
October 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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This is high art
April 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got innumeracy
February 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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A little comic about desire paths.
January 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
why does it say "I THINK THAT MY VIRGINITY'S GROWING BACK" in the background
January 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Nothing makes me angrier than trying to make sense of a US recipe
January 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I got nerd sniped into wondering which Hamming Distance implementation in #rust is fastest, learned more about SIMD and auto-vectorization, and ended up publishing a new (and extremely simple) implementation.

Write-up: emschwartz.me/unnecessary-...

Crate: crates.io/crates/hammi...
Unnecessary Optimization in Rust: Hamming Distances, SIMD, and Auto-Vectorization
If you're developing an application and find yourself running a benchmark whose results are measured in nanoseconds... you should probably stop and get back ...
emschwartz.me
December 22, 2024 at 3:17 PM
After 5 years of academic life and 3 in industry, it finally happened: I managed to review a paper in the plane #lifegoals
December 20, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 4:27 PM
December 14, 2024 at 8:27 AM
The original Splinter Cell game is just so good. They even included PGP fuckups and a nerd getting mad about it. Just top notch realism
December 11, 2024 at 9:36 AM
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December 10, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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ethernet? you mean the wifi cable
December 9, 2024 at 5:01 PM
The hardest part of doing the #AdventOfCode remains remembering to check out the problem of the day
December 4, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Day 3 of #AdventOfCode in Rust. Considered pulling out regexes or fancy parsers but I managed to solve it using a state machine instead. Pretty cool :-)
day 03 - part 1 · lukhio/AoC-2024@974c3f4
github.com
December 4, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Let's try this again...
GitHub - lukhio/AoC-2024
Contribute to lukhio/AoC-2024 development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
December 1, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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nailed it
December 16, 2023 at 5:51 AM
update: nope, still a dumb robot
November 10, 2023 at 10:00 AM
Is it me or is chatGPT getting a bit better at coding? Last time I tried it was completely forgetting whatever code it generated in the previous answer, now at least it remembers so it can correct itself (sometimes). Can we finally use it for boring coding stuff?
November 1, 2023 at 7:38 PM
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Neo Mars
Personal work 2019
November 1, 2023 at 1:30 PM
Nothing like wasting two hours on dates parsing nonsense to start the week 🙃
October 30, 2023 at 9:11 AM
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Remember.
October 23, 2023 at 7:10 PM
Finally!
October 21, 2023 at 8:50 AM