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Luke
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The everything ape.
Have now made several fake heads of friends I've got to be in shorts (new one soon!), which isn't weird at all. This cost me about £30 - latex mask, two packs of clay, fake blood. You can hardly tell.
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Etc.
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I really need to get off fucking twitter forever man. Counterpoint: I would miss this kind of stuff?
October 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Cats I reckon.
October 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It's bread I reckon.
October 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I love brand and or logo
October 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Google is total arse these days. Looking up 1954 film Rear Window, the last 3 people it lists in the cast summary aren't in it, two of those people weren't even born when it came out, and the last one - Pilar Rubio - is a Spanish model married to footballer Sergio Ramos.
October 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Sure mate, me too.
September 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Going for level 50 brb
September 13, 2025 at 7:37 AM
September 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Right above your post, someone on my timeline has reviewed a film named 'Murdercise'...
August 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
...pease no, we mustn't, my family is in the other room, they'll hear us
August 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I always wonder what Shaun Ryder thought the hell was going on the day they strapped him into this - looked really unconfortable
August 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Have become obsessed with Thomas Skinner's journey on social media, where he posts rambling messages about positivity, grafting and breakfast. But it's the assumption he's right wing that interests me - he's stated he's not, yet the dickhead vampires are closing in. Seems inevitable.
August 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Wasn't too taken with the Lego version so decided to make my own with a decent attempt at the curved chest - only trouble is I made a B1 recently, so it had to match that scale. Still a WIP, can't support itself yet.
August 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I've just come back from Liverpool, where you can see him "perform" "live" in hologram form at the British "Music" Experience. The effect is great though - it's like they've trapped his ghost
August 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Doing my bit for the £50 billion shortfall
August 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Lone(ly) trip to Burger King waiting for offspring to finish a playdate, looked up from my Whopper and this was staring back at me. Chilling.
August 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Incredible free book find, straight on the spooky shelf. Much to learn.
August 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
How do they know the child was scared?
August 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If you've ever stood under Battersea you'll understand it emits this kind of raw oppressive power that flattens you. This is like that but with beams of God rays tutting at you. Or at the very least it's haunted by Andrew Ryan from Bioshock. Has a nice cafe too.
July 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Liverpool Cathedral was designed by the same architect who did Battersea Power Station, the Tate Modern. building, a bunch of stuff around Cambridge and Oxford, the actual iconic red phone booth - when he was 22 years old. My greatest achievement at that age was Halo on Legendary. Look at
July 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It's possible that Virgin Media have the worst account management system on the entire internet. A maze of dead ends. Expired links they send you repeatedly. 404s all over the place. Do they even test it? Plus, this is the URL they now forward you to, which I had to check because it looks well sus:
July 24, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Trump's lewd drawing leaked
July 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Rallying the team. It's 9pm and 30 degrees and we've been doing this all day, but we can get One More Shot. It has turned them to drink and looks of scorn, and in one extreme case the visual embodiment of "what the fuck are you going on about" #filmmaking #fun
July 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM