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Had some fun with family and friends this year, and made a short little comedy film about Christmas, and monsters. Please watch and enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aff1... #shortfilm #horror #comedy #nosferatu
THE CHRISTMAS MIRACLE | A short comedy about Christmas, and monsters.
YouTube video by Luke Whiston
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Have you ever played Roblox? Somehow the worst thing about it isn't even all the paedos lurking in servers. What a janky pile of crap.
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
What else could Udo Kier have ever done except be a world famous German actor?
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Twitter is down, where will I get the latest cryptoracism from now?
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Folks, I really need some help. For the last 10-15 days, I've been pretty much out of action, which has put me two weeks behind on promoting my Film Stories 500 show in London next week.

I'd be grateful for any help/support in getting the word out.

Thank you.

www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/wor...
Film Stories: The 500th Episode Celebration • Words • Kings Place
Join us for a special evening as we celebrate the 500th episode of the Film Stories with Simon Brew.
www.kingsplace.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The perverted elite discussing kompromat that could affect the nature of the world we live in, at the highest levels where deviancy and power coexist. Conflicts could be ended. Politics would be changed forever. A satanic farce.

Yesterday I showed my brother a big plane I'm making out of Lego.
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Using a Steam Console to go 38:2 in Day of Defeat: Source.
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Half Life 3 confirmed! And it's free with a Steam Deckard, which is also free! They're giving them away. And Gaben will come to your house and play it with you! And you can call him Dad, he doesn't mind. Also he's bringing pizza and beers - again, all free. Valve will pay off your mortgage too.
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Child's film education continues with... John Carter (of Mars). Always had a soft spot for this - great production design, a decent kind of Star Wars replacement in the fallout of the prequel trilogy being cack. James Purefoy (who I originally thought was Thomas Jane soz) having a blast. Cheesy fun!
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Do you think Donald Trump has ever fallen asleep during the Cremation of Care?
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I have mixed the last bit of a cappuccino with something from a can called 'boost caffe latte' AMA
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Probably hurting my chances saying this but of all the spooky baby films out recently, Immaculate was barely watchable. The Omen lrequel was "alright" and has a bonus Finchy spotting. But Exorcist Belieber was great - really looks like those young actors are going to have some trauma issues.
November 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Saw a seance at the Royal Albert Hall tonight, but the biggest crimes against taste and decency were the prices at the bar! £25+ for a wine and a beer jfc smh fml
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Applied too much moisturiser and walked through a big spider web on my way to the bus stop, so now I look shiny and spooky, like some Tim Burton AI slop.
October 29, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I really need to get off fucking twitter forever man. Counterpoint: I would miss this kind of stuff?
October 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
There is a film coming out of Nirvanna The Band The Show, called Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie. A sentence to inspire a stroke for sure. Anyway: youtu.be/XQ0lnz1iv3k?...
Wii Shop Wednesday but it’s only the song
YouTube video by bellespawn
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October 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It's bread I reckon.
October 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Son is into Lego Jurassic World on PS4 - which is a bit misleading because it's actually the first 4 films and you can free roam the individual islands as any character you can imagine, or as any of the dinosaurs, or, for some excellent reason, Steven Spielberg. All while the score blares. Awesome.
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Twitter right now is like the mass hysteria bit in War of the Worlds, but amplified by grift accounts. Or maybe there *are* multiple green comets heading for earth aligned with a flip in the earth's magnetic field... Shit what do we do??
October 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I love brand and or logo
October 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Google is total arse these days. Looking up 1954 film Rear Window, the last 3 people it lists in the cast summary aren't in it, two of those people weren't even born when it came out, and the last one - Pilar Rubio - is a Spanish model married to footballer Sergio Ramos.
October 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I say with no hyperbole that, 10 minutes in, Wobbly Life is the greatest game ever made.
September 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Sure mate, me too.
September 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Watched the film Dream Scenario, which I thought was brilliant - shades of Being John Malkovich and The Science of Sleep. Could have gone a million different ways and explored a whole bunch of plots, but I just kept thinking how glad I was Nic Cage played the main character. What a gift for him.
September 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Found this old show about ghosts hosted by Spock and the music is AMAZING youtu.be/KISLbGW431g
In Search Of... Ghosts - Season 1 Episode 18
YouTube video by weirdlectures
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September 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Reminded this morning of Leelee Sobieski, who according to Google only ever acted to be able to pursue her dream of being an artist, yet still managed to work with Stanley Kubrick and Uwe Boll.
September 14, 2025 at 9:18 AM