Luke Burns
@lukevburns.bsky.social
Writing funny stuff/weird stuff. New Yorker, McSweeney's, NY Mag, etc. Translator of MASTERS OF THE NEFARIOUS, on shelves now. https://lukevburns.tumblr.com/writing (He/Him) Header image by Lucas Adams
If it's "M-A-R-E" then Winslet you'll see
If it's Mayor with a Y, it's Renner you'll spy
If it's Mayor with a Y, it's Renner you'll spy
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If it's "M-A-R-E" then Winslet you'll see
If it's Mayor with a Y, it's Renner you'll spy
If it's Mayor with a Y, it's Renner you'll spy
arguably the mets are the heroes of this film
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
arguably the mets are the heroes of this film
he's not a great lieutenant
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
he's not a great lieutenant
You may also be interested in: hot-thai-kitchen.com/laab-moo/
Authentic Thai Laab (Larb) Recipe with Pork
An iconic salad of ground meat from northeastern Thailand. Super Thai food beginner-friendly and very quick and easy to make!
hot-thai-kitchen.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
You may also be interested in: hot-thai-kitchen.com/laab-moo/
Reposted by Luke Burns
ahh yeah here she comes, big double c, charlotte corday herself, looks like she brought information about the Girondins, smart
November 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
ahh yeah here she comes, big double c, charlotte corday herself, looks like she brought information about the Girondins, smart
ahh yeah here she comes, big double c, charlotte corday herself, looks like she brought information about the Girondins, smart
November 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
ahh yeah here she comes, big double c, charlotte corday herself, looks like she brought information about the Girondins, smart
Not to mention he goes down to ape hell and fights the monkey devil
November 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Not to mention he goes down to ape hell and fights the monkey devil
Alternative Mnemonic Devices To Help Set Your Clock For Daylight Savings by @kevinlutz.bsky.social
Alternative Mnemonic Devices To Help Set Your Clock For Daylight Savings by Kevin Lutz
Spring Forward - Fall Back
Spring Up An Hour - Fall Down An Hour
mArch: Advance - NovembER: REverse
Spring training gets you extra innings (+1 hour) - World Series strikes it out (-1 hour)
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www.havehashad.com
November 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Alternative Mnemonic Devices To Help Set Your Clock For Daylight Savings by @kevinlutz.bsky.social
And as always, check out this thread (just updated) to see some of the great writing that's come out of previous workshops.
What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You By Jenny Gorelick and Ariel Sinha
What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You
And what all these dogs say about me.
www.newyorker.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
And as always, check out this thread (just updated) to see some of the great writing that's come out of previous workshops.
What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You By Jenny Gorelick and Ariel Sinha
What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You
And what all these dogs say about me.
www.newyorker.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You By Jenny Gorelick and Ariel Sinha
By popular demand I also just added a Thursday AFTERNOON class to my schedule. It starts next week and also still has a few spots left (including scholarship spots)!
Let's Write MORE Short Humor Pieces (Four-Week Workshop Starting 11/06/25)
DATES/SCHEDULE:
1. Thursday, 11/06/25, 12:00-1:30PM Eastern via Zoom [Intros & Pitches]
2. Thursday, 11/13/25, 12:00-1:30PM Eastern via Zoom [Draft of First Piece]
3. Thursday, 11/20/25, 12:00-1:30P...
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October 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
By popular demand I also just added a Thursday AFTERNOON class to my schedule. It starts next week and also still has a few spots left (including scholarship spots)!