He’s showing us a video on his phone of the Optimus robot
“This is what Tesla is really, it’s a robotics company, not a car company”

(We’re in a Tesla, of course)
He’s telling us about robotaxis in Austin Texas and how autonomous vehicles are here now and Elon is just waiting for the regulators to allow him to turn it on for all Teslas

English text on heraldry or really any text that isn’t a motto 🤢👎

A regular night out with my pals etc etc

The Supreme Court themselves said the president has immunity for presidential actions, screw packing the court I’d order seal team six to go to John Robert’s house and [redacted]

Only lastfm know how to do it right. And like, the Oscars I guess

A colleague who apparently doesn’t love to learn

Oh no 😢 well there’s always next year?

Anyone else doing this? I’m being told it’s “bizarre” I have the Wikipedia app on my phone

I had to respect him going “maybe you think this is a lads in black skinny jeans looking serious and bobbing their heads gig but no, I reject that narrative”

We needed to top up the gas meter (it’s prepaid, I hate it, abolish landlords), so I took the gas card and an empty cat treat box out of the press, put the box into the recycling bin, put on my jacket… where is the card? Took me a minute before I admitted to myself what I’d done