It's always a good day when you get called a messenger of Satan.

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Pizza rolls are honestly the best "pill pockets" for peritos.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

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This week, approximately 200,000 federal workers have been let go.

Does anyone know a bit about Pinellas County healthcode regs that can chat with me about publicly-accessible showers?

Happy [redacted] History Month!

I'm looking for a fellow volunteer who's either good at taking notes or interviewing strangers on a generic topic, and is available on February 7 between 4 and 7pm in St Pete. Anyone up for it?

I asked a scientist colleague for a generic estimate of how much of a project has been completed to date. Her earnest answer was, "39%-42%".

Come rage with me for my birthday.