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Lucynka
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Of the blog “Lucynka Reviews Obscure Bullshit.” Girls don’t want boys, girls want feminist analyses of Cornell Woolrich stories. Currently also reviewing stories from the romance pulps.

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Felicia's uncle is literally there to buy Mexican mines, and the hero's like, "NO, I DON'T KNOW YOUR UNCLE AT ALL," and then his face "darken[s]" when she's no longer there to see him. Would his face really darken if he was in love from the get-go? (To say nothing of how it's clearly a ransom???)
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
AH-HAH! And from toward the beginning of the book, at that!

I really do think the story was supposed to go in a moderately different direction, but Hogue had to bork the ending. (Who was Hugh's mom? Why does Felicia immediately clock bearded, tanned hobo!Gerald as Anglo, but not "the señor"?)
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Anyway, "Ellen Hogue" was the pseudonym of Eleanor Kerkhoff (née Stinchcomb). SERENADE is dedicated to her grandmother, whose name was…wait for it…(Mary) Ellen Hogue (née Singleton).
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Fucking called it.
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I kind of love Aunt Fanny (not least because she's surprisingly complex for an older female character).
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Yup, there it is. Confirmed that "the señor" is actually secret white, Hugh Herriot. Still waiting to see if the second part of my earlier prediction is true.

That said, there's no denying that this is still a very exciting climax!
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Gotta admit I'm disappointed in this development, but also not terribly surprised? It could be that "kidnapping for love" was more acceptable in a romantic hero at the time than "kidnapping for money." (Or, at the very least, considered more romantic?)
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Blasphemy.

(Also, maybe this is why I'm so goddamn picky about sex scenes in the romance novels I read, and end up rolling my eyes at them more often than not?)
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
On the one hand, consent issues—but on the other hand, it's such a bizarre punishment for attempted murder that I almost respect it? ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ #SeñorScreamingKissHimKissHim
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
AWW, YEAH, THERE IT IS.
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Weird bit of gender essentialism there, but okay.

Feel free to finish that sentence with the words of your choice. ("And then later to scream in murderous rage as she wreaks vengeance upon her enemies," for instance!)
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Chapter fifteen, almost two-thirds of the way through, and we might finally get a kiss??? (⁠✿⁠☉‿☉⁠) #fingerscrossed
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This book is surprisingly psychological, but not at all boring? (Perhaps because the psychology on display is actually very realistic and compelling?)
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
They haven't even been all that physically close to each other, but already there's more sexual tension here than there is in a lot of modern romance novels.
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Sharing these pages in full because they're just that good. (Apologies for the liberties I had to take with the alt-text of the first image—I didn't have quite enough characters.)
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Definitely playing with the same dark, dangerous imagery of THE SHEIK here. (Context: Felicia tried to escape, but was recaptured.)

It's also lending credence to my theory that SWEETHEART STORIES was the romance mag for weird, borderline kinky/taboo shit, lolol. #pulp
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
🔥👀🔥

#TurnTheHoseOnMe
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Calling it now: Pedro de Rosarieros is actually the long-lost (white) older brother of Gerald, who took the fall for his little brother when said li'l bro stole some money (which is why Gerald feels so guilty and has basically destroyed his own life searching for Big Bro).

We'll see if I'm right.
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I kind of love the term "twentieth-century feet"?
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Ngl, I do have to respect a romantic (anti)hero who's in it solely for the money.

Also, this might be the second genuine antihero I've come across in the romance pulps? (Shout-out to Red/Jack from forever fave "The Love Pawn." 🫡)
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Page 66, and we have kidnapping!

Really enjoying it so far. Steadily paced, with a good amount of questions/intrigue, and nicely drawn characters.
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Well, confirmed that Gerald and the sexy Mexican are two different people, at least. #ColorMePleasantlySurprised
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Oh no, the heroine's dark-eyed, dark-haired boyfriend disappeared five years ago, when she was seventeen. My Secret White™ alarm might be going off…
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I bet it's a shitty, mediocre-white-man opinion that nobody asked for.
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Girlfriend's panties are ready to DROP. 👀

Also, shout-out to this guy's brown eyes. That's at least more promising than the blue eyes of the secret white in "Molly's Man" (a story in an early issue of ALL-STORY LOVE that DIDN'T make the cut for the anthology, pfft).
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM