my take on the classic on-arm-against-the-locker-asking-someone-out-in-a-way-that-makes-any-answer-feel-like-a-coerced-confession trope...

oh, and if ou want a 3-month free subscription to my OnlyFans, DM me and i'll send you the link.

#LuckyAintPretty #We'veGotSomeCatchingUpToDo

when it's THAT cold in New Orleans,
THIS is as close to the explicit pics
as you could possibly hope to get.

onlyfans.com/luckystrikeout

yours truly, as #AbedNadir as #Batman as #BruceWayne as #JuddNelson as #JohnBender as Disaster of Ceremonies in our #Burlesque homage to #Community... only if you want to get meta about it, though.

#SixSeasonsAndAMovie
#SixSeasonsAndSomeBooty
#NOLA #NolaBurlesque

pardon my french but:
cul... cul, cul, cul.
#Community #Burlesque #Nola #NolaBurlesque #SixSeasonsAndAMovie #SixSeasonsAndSomeBooty #CoolCoolCool #SaveGreendale #WereDoingABottleEpisode #Nerdlesque #NewOrleans

sharing -- once again and far too soon -- this pic from A Very David Lynch Holiday Burlesque.

...see you in that big THIS winkie's in the sky.

#DavidLynch #MulhollandDrive #Burlesque #NolaBurlesque #NOLA #NewOrleans #THISwinkies

alright, final #burlesque pic of 2024.
me as Handstuff Christian Anderson for ONCE UPON A TASSEL (it's a 3 year anniversary thing) when Siberia of #NewOrleans was momentarily some other thing.

#Nola #NolaBurlesque #LuckyAintPretty
#PickAVersary #AnyVersary

only seven more stripping days left, so merry happy to all, from all of us here at (THIS) Winkie's Diner.

#Burlesque #DavidLynch #MulhollandDrive #Nola #NewOrleans #NolaBurlesque

tonight only, check out my clothed alter-ego reading his holiday original at Bar Redux, along with some of the most creative #writers in #NewOrleans.

AND he's hosting so.... buckle up.

here we go again, #NOLA...
prizes! go-go dancing! a faulty point system! total anarchy brought to you by four of the most irreverent #burlesque performers in #NewOrleans!

and of course, your Disaster of Ceremonies.... some idiot!

#Trivia #90sTrivia #GoGoDancing #90s