Lucky Strikeout
@luckystrikeout.bsky.social
The Participation Trophy Of #Burlesque
sad, off-putting #NewOrleans attraction.
disaster of ceremonies, performance art, storytelling, anarchic trivia host, friend with benefit.
we've got some catching up to do: https://onlyfans.com/luckystrikeout
sad, off-putting #NewOrleans attraction.
disaster of ceremonies, performance art, storytelling, anarchic trivia host, friend with benefit.
we've got some catching up to do: https://onlyfans.com/luckystrikeout
my take on the classic on-arm-against-the-locker-asking-someone-out-in-a-way-that-makes-any-answer-feel-like-a-coerced-confession trope...
oh, and if ou want a 3-month free subscription to my OnlyFans, DM me and i'll send you the link.
#LuckyAintPretty #We'veGotSomeCatchingUpToDo
oh, and if ou want a 3-month free subscription to my OnlyFans, DM me and i'll send you the link.
#LuckyAintPretty #We'veGotSomeCatchingUpToDo
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
my take on the classic on-arm-against-the-locker-asking-someone-out-in-a-way-that-makes-any-answer-feel-like-a-coerced-confession trope...
oh, and if ou want a 3-month free subscription to my OnlyFans, DM me and i'll send you the link.
#LuckyAintPretty #We'veGotSomeCatchingUpToDo
oh, and if ou want a 3-month free subscription to my OnlyFans, DM me and i'll send you the link.
#LuckyAintPretty #We'veGotSomeCatchingUpToDo
when it's THAT cold in New Orleans,
THIS is as close to the explicit pics
as you could possibly hope to get.
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THIS is as close to the explicit pics
as you could possibly hope to get.
onlyfans.com/luckystrikeout
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
when it's THAT cold in New Orleans,
THIS is as close to the explicit pics
as you could possibly hope to get.
onlyfans.com/luckystrikeout
THIS is as close to the explicit pics
as you could possibly hope to get.
onlyfans.com/luckystrikeout
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March 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
yours truly, as #AbedNadir as #Batman as #BruceWayne as #JuddNelson as #JohnBender as Disaster of Ceremonies in our #Burlesque homage to #Community... only if you want to get meta about it, though.
#SixSeasonsAndAMovie
#SixSeasonsAndSomeBooty
#NOLA #NolaBurlesque
#SixSeasonsAndAMovie
#SixSeasonsAndSomeBooty
#NOLA #NolaBurlesque
March 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
yours truly, as #AbedNadir as #Batman as #BruceWayne as #JuddNelson as #JohnBender as Disaster of Ceremonies in our #Burlesque homage to #Community... only if you want to get meta about it, though.
#SixSeasonsAndAMovie
#SixSeasonsAndSomeBooty
#NOLA #NolaBurlesque
#SixSeasonsAndAMovie
#SixSeasonsAndSomeBooty
#NOLA #NolaBurlesque
pardon my french but:
cul... cul, cul, cul.
#Community #Burlesque #Nola #NolaBurlesque #SixSeasonsAndAMovie #SixSeasonsAndSomeBooty #CoolCoolCool #SaveGreendale #WereDoingABottleEpisode #Nerdlesque #NewOrleans
cul... cul, cul, cul.
#Community #Burlesque #Nola #NolaBurlesque #SixSeasonsAndAMovie #SixSeasonsAndSomeBooty #CoolCoolCool #SaveGreendale #WereDoingABottleEpisode #Nerdlesque #NewOrleans
March 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
pardon my french but:
cul... cul, cul, cul.
#Community #Burlesque #Nola #NolaBurlesque #SixSeasonsAndAMovie #SixSeasonsAndSomeBooty #CoolCoolCool #SaveGreendale #WereDoingABottleEpisode #Nerdlesque #NewOrleans
cul... cul, cul, cul.
#Community #Burlesque #Nola #NolaBurlesque #SixSeasonsAndAMovie #SixSeasonsAndSomeBooty #CoolCoolCool #SaveGreendale #WereDoingABottleEpisode #Nerdlesque #NewOrleans
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January 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
sharing -- once again and far too soon -- this pic from A Very David Lynch Holiday Burlesque.
...see you in that big THIS winkie's in the sky.
#DavidLynch #MulhollandDrive #Burlesque #NolaBurlesque #NOLA #NewOrleans #THISwinkies
...see you in that big THIS winkie's in the sky.
#DavidLynch #MulhollandDrive #Burlesque #NolaBurlesque #NOLA #NewOrleans #THISwinkies
January 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
sharing -- once again and far too soon -- this pic from A Very David Lynch Holiday Burlesque.
...see you in that big THIS winkie's in the sky.
#DavidLynch #MulhollandDrive #Burlesque #NolaBurlesque #NOLA #NewOrleans #THISwinkies
...see you in that big THIS winkie's in the sky.
#DavidLynch #MulhollandDrive #Burlesque #NolaBurlesque #NOLA #NewOrleans #THISwinkies
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swore i would never share this piece again, but the moment in New Orleans seems to be demanding it of me.
#NewOrleans #Nola #MardiGras2025 #Poem #Poetry #Writing #Poet #Writer
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#NewOrleans #Nola #MardiGras2025 #Poem #Poetry #Writing #Poet #Writer
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you were welcomed.
So you heard of a place called New Orleans. And you were welcomed. Free license to walk the streets, a thousand or so back pocket pamphlets. You helped yourself to the food, possibly undertipped. C…
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January 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
swore i would never share this piece again, but the moment in New Orleans seems to be demanding it of me.
#NewOrleans #Nola #MardiGras2025 #Poem #Poetry #Writing #Poet #Writer
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#NewOrleans #Nola #MardiGras2025 #Poem #Poetry #Writing #Poet #Writer
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special guest in the writer's room tonight... ditched by my muse, and i guess that's why they call it the mews.
#DavidTheCat #WritersRoom #Muse #Mews
#DavidTheCat #WritersRoom #Muse #Mews
January 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
special guest in the writer's room tonight... ditched by my muse, and i guess that's why they call it the mews.
#DavidTheCat #WritersRoom #Muse #Mews
#DavidTheCat #WritersRoom #Muse #Mews
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one year since the last time you attempted even the most lackadaisical form of voluntairy communication,
a meme, having zero to do with anything resembling any moment ever shared since our first time together.
and every moment since i've been left saying anyway...
#MerryChrimas #XmasGhost
a meme, having zero to do with anything resembling any moment ever shared since our first time together.
and every moment since i've been left saying anyway...
#MerryChrimas #XmasGhost
December 26, 2024 at 1:02 AM
one year since the last time you attempted even the most lackadaisical form of voluntairy communication,
a meme, having zero to do with anything resembling any moment ever shared since our first time together.
and every moment since i've been left saying anyway...
#MerryChrimas #XmasGhost
a meme, having zero to do with anything resembling any moment ever shared since our first time together.
and every moment since i've been left saying anyway...
#MerryChrimas #XmasGhost
best #Christmas story ever.
happy holidays to all the lonely robots
and experimental turkeys out there in the ethers.
#Xmas #ShortStory #ShortFiction #AChristmasStory
happy holidays to all the lonely robots
and experimental turkeys out there in the ethers.
#Xmas #ShortStory #ShortFiction #AChristmasStory
please enjoy this tragically heartwarming tale of the star-crossed love between a little robot and Christmas turkey named Hamilton.
#ChristmasStory #ShortStory #SciFi
#ChristmasTale #MerryChristmas
#StoriesFromABarWithNoDoorknobs
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#ChristmasStory #ShortStory #SciFi
#ChristmasTale #MerryChristmas
#StoriesFromABarWithNoDoorknobs
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christmas in a laboratory.
Two sub-levels down, the little robot quietly raised his head. He counted the minutes. Kept an eye on the door. On the keypad, its digits a calculus red. Once convinced, he stretched his set of mis…
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December 25, 2024 at 3:32 PM
best #Christmas story ever.
happy holidays to all the lonely robots
and experimental turkeys out there in the ethers.
#Xmas #ShortStory #ShortFiction #AChristmasStory
happy holidays to all the lonely robots
and experimental turkeys out there in the ethers.
#Xmas #ShortStory #ShortFiction #AChristmasStory
we'll consume our way out of annihilation one of these years, i just KNOW it...
#MST3K #TomRompPaPomPom #Crow!#Crow!#Crow!#MerryChristmas
#MST3K #TomRompPaPomPom #Crow!#Crow!#Crow!#MerryChristmas
December 24, 2024 at 6:02 PM
alright, final #burlesque pic of 2024.
me as Handstuff Christian Anderson for ONCE UPON A TASSEL (it's a 3 year anniversary thing) when Siberia of #NewOrleans was momentarily some other thing.
#Nola #NolaBurlesque #LuckyAintPretty
#PickAVersary #AnyVersary
me as Handstuff Christian Anderson for ONCE UPON A TASSEL (it's a 3 year anniversary thing) when Siberia of #NewOrleans was momentarily some other thing.
#Nola #NolaBurlesque #LuckyAintPretty
#PickAVersary #AnyVersary
December 19, 2024 at 8:51 PM
alright, final #burlesque pic of 2024.
me as Handstuff Christian Anderson for ONCE UPON A TASSEL (it's a 3 year anniversary thing) when Siberia of #NewOrleans was momentarily some other thing.
#Nola #NolaBurlesque #LuckyAintPretty
#PickAVersary #AnyVersary
me as Handstuff Christian Anderson for ONCE UPON A TASSEL (it's a 3 year anniversary thing) when Siberia of #NewOrleans was momentarily some other thing.
#Nola #NolaBurlesque #LuckyAintPretty
#PickAVersary #AnyVersary
only seven more stripping days left, so merry happy to all, from all of us here at (THIS) Winkie's Diner.
#Burlesque #DavidLynch #MulhollandDrive #Nola #NewOrleans #NolaBurlesque
#Burlesque #DavidLynch #MulhollandDrive #Nola #NewOrleans #NolaBurlesque
December 17, 2024 at 7:51 PM
only seven more stripping days left, so merry happy to all, from all of us here at (THIS) Winkie's Diner.
#Burlesque #DavidLynch #MulhollandDrive #Nola #NewOrleans #NolaBurlesque
#Burlesque #DavidLynch #MulhollandDrive #Nola #NewOrleans #NolaBurlesque
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a slice of life, seasonal love letter from Sunset Park. besos.
#XmasStory #ShortFiction #Christmas #ShortStory #Brooklyn #FirstLove #NolaWriter
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#XmasStory #ShortFiction #Christmas #ShortStory #Brooklyn #FirstLove #NolaWriter
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wonderland.
Manny lost his thumb while carving initials into a Sunset Park sycamore on Christmas day. He had run from his house, boots crushing through a fresh snowfall north towards the hill. Streets empty, s…
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December 16, 2024 at 7:14 PM
a slice of life, seasonal love letter from Sunset Park. besos.
#XmasStory #ShortFiction #Christmas #ShortStory #Brooklyn #FirstLove #NolaWriter
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#XmasStory #ShortFiction #Christmas #ShortStory #Brooklyn #FirstLove #NolaWriter
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tonight only, check out my clothed alter-ego reading his holiday original at Bar Redux, along with some of the most creative #writers in #NewOrleans.
AND he's hosting so.... buckle up.
AND he's hosting so.... buckle up.
December 12, 2024 at 7:45 PM
tonight only, check out my clothed alter-ego reading his holiday original at Bar Redux, along with some of the most creative #writers in #NewOrleans.
AND he's hosting so.... buckle up.
AND he's hosting so.... buckle up.
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when halfway through a fifth of Jack should do the trick for this evening, but WWOZ in #NewOrleans starts celebrating Tom Waits' birthday, and now you just have to laugh at that old bloodshot moon in that burgundy sky.
December 8, 2024 at 4:49 AM
when halfway through a fifth of Jack should do the trick for this evening, but WWOZ in #NewOrleans starts celebrating Tom Waits' birthday, and now you just have to laugh at that old bloodshot moon in that burgundy sky.
hey, #NewOrleans!
looking to catch a fresh take on #burlesque to aid with relief for those affected by Hurricane Helene?
check my alter ego tell tales about our days slinging sex toys in North Carolina... THEN watch an actual TALENTED person do some stripping inspired by his words.
this Sunday!
looking to catch a fresh take on #burlesque to aid with relief for those affected by Hurricane Helene?
check my alter ego tell tales about our days slinging sex toys in North Carolina... THEN watch an actual TALENTED person do some stripping inspired by his words.
this Sunday!
this sunday in #NOLA, it's SEXY STORY TELLING. i'll be sharing tales of #AdultRetail and the ACTUAL bone-ified trick to growing yer wang by some kind of percentage in as little as however long it takes!
THEN watch a real-live #burlesque babe interpret my words by way of striptease!
you're welcome.
THEN watch a real-live #burlesque babe interpret my words by way of striptease!
you're welcome.
December 7, 2024 at 1:45 AM
hey, #NewOrleans!
looking to catch a fresh take on #burlesque to aid with relief for those affected by Hurricane Helene?
check my alter ego tell tales about our days slinging sex toys in North Carolina... THEN watch an actual TALENTED person do some stripping inspired by his words.
this Sunday!
looking to catch a fresh take on #burlesque to aid with relief for those affected by Hurricane Helene?
check my alter ego tell tales about our days slinging sex toys in North Carolina... THEN watch an actual TALENTED person do some stripping inspired by his words.
this Sunday!
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shareholders of UnitedHealthcare bravely forged ahead with the meeting, despite the senseless tragedy:
"before we begin, in honor of our fallen colleague, let us raise our heads and share a moment of maniacal laughter. those who wish may take a personal day to kick infermed children in the teeth."
"before we begin, in honor of our fallen colleague, let us raise our heads and share a moment of maniacal laughter. those who wish may take a personal day to kick infermed children in the teeth."
December 6, 2024 at 12:18 AM
shareholders of UnitedHealthcare bravely forged ahead with the meeting, despite the senseless tragedy:
"before we begin, in honor of our fallen colleague, let us raise our heads and share a moment of maniacal laughter. those who wish may take a personal day to kick infermed children in the teeth."
"before we begin, in honor of our fallen colleague, let us raise our heads and share a moment of maniacal laughter. those who wish may take a personal day to kick infermed children in the teeth."
here we go again, #NOLA...
prizes! go-go dancing! a faulty point system! total anarchy brought to you by four of the most irreverent #burlesque performers in #NewOrleans!
and of course, your Disaster of Ceremonies.... some idiot!
#Trivia #90sTrivia #GoGoDancing #90s
prizes! go-go dancing! a faulty point system! total anarchy brought to you by four of the most irreverent #burlesque performers in #NewOrleans!
and of course, your Disaster of Ceremonies.... some idiot!
#Trivia #90sTrivia #GoGoDancing #90s
December 5, 2024 at 11:30 PM
here we go again, #NOLA...
prizes! go-go dancing! a faulty point system! total anarchy brought to you by four of the most irreverent #burlesque performers in #NewOrleans!
and of course, your Disaster of Ceremonies.... some idiot!
#Trivia #90sTrivia #GoGoDancing #90s
prizes! go-go dancing! a faulty point system! total anarchy brought to you by four of the most irreverent #burlesque performers in #NewOrleans!
and of course, your Disaster of Ceremonies.... some idiot!
#Trivia #90sTrivia #GoGoDancing #90s