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Lucky Prophetess
@luckyprophetess.bsky.social
I’d be a card carrying member of Antifa if they issued cards.

Likes: music, books, animals, photography, food, snuggles.

Dislikes: patriarchy, narcissists, commercial
Happy new year to all!
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Yearly reminder! If your state allows absentee voting, and you can sign up for the entire year, do so now!
January 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
So much domesticity this week! Along with leaning how to crochet, I also made dog treats. Another first!

No pumpkin here, these are super high value, made with liver, egg, yogurt, and brown rice flour.
December 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Hm. I think I read in the neighborhood of 36 books during 2025. It’s totally a guess because I don’t track them, I just read them.

I don’t rank them either, but I do think my favorite was Sunrise on the Reaping.
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Completed my first crocheted piece. It’s a headband, and a learning opportunity as it’s far too small for my own head! 😂. This will have to be a gift for some small headed child.

Cat for scale.
December 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Decided I want to learn to crochet. This is my practice piece to learn all the stitches. I’m making plenty of mistakes, which means I have lots of room for improvement.
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
a man in a military uniform is talking to another man .
Alt: Tim Curry in a military uniform is talking to another man. Text reads, “You will receive the Order of Lenin for this, Captain.”
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Stinky cat farts are the worst.
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I am beef-witted today, but it’s not the beef, I swear.
Beef-witted [BEEF-wit-id]
(adj.)
-Having an inactive or poorly functioning brain, thought to be from eating too much beef.
-Of or pertaining to one who is “a meat-head.”

Used in a sentence:
“I still can’t believe what a beef-witted throttlebottom they hired to lead that department!”
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It’s time for my annual reminder!

Go find your state’s unclaimed property website and see if they’re holding anything of yours. Search under all names you have used, and in all towns you’ve lived in. Let me know if you’re able to make a claim.

I’ve gotten money doing this TWICE!
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Just saw a sign taped to a retaining wall. Reads “Bannon is Bubba”. That could explain a lot.
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Dunning-Kruger Times? That’s F-ing poetical.
With a “WOW!,” President Trump posts a claim about DOGE and “royalties linked to Obamacare” that originated on a satirical website. That site’s own About section reads: “Everything on this website is fiction… If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined.”
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
An AI platform told me today I have a great system, a sharp eye for detail, that it’s a pleasure to collaborate with me.

I bet it says that to all the girls.
October 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’ve never read any H.G. Wells. That changes starting tonight.

Just finished The Giver by Lois Lowry. 2nd time.
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Alone with my thoughts is not always a good place to be.
October 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Look in the mirror to find the assholes you're hunting. Buddy, that's YOU.

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
September 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Stop watching those networks that are silencing speakers in exchange for government favor. Take away their leverage. If you pay to access those networks, cut the cord. Money talks.
September 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Great children’s book if you’re into WWII stuff. Just arrived in the mail today. Erin McGuire is a phenomenal illustrator and this is a great little read.
September 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I make a lot of errors. But I make them with such confidence!
September 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
There are foxes in our relatively urban neighborhood. I occasionally see them in the late evening or early morning. Tonight, after a depressing experience at the movie theatre, I saw two or maybe even three foxes! My sense of the day has been restored and I am no longer so anxious.
July 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Give me your latest “banned” books to read. I’m off to a good start with Maus I and II, and Handmaids Tale but want more.
July 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Came in sixth in a swim meet. Still not a fascist.
April 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Don't trust the AI yet. Short story: asked for a break down of $750 for a cash drawer. 1st answer totaled $670. 2nd answer totaled $790. 3rd totaled $650. 4th totaled $735. Only when I asked it to double-check did it get me exactly $750. ICYW, I still made adjustments to it's recommendation.
April 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Dude, if you're REALLY not a nazi, maybe best to tell those terrorists to go home.
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Mar 31
Guess who showed up to defend Tesla? The Proud Boys, armed militias, and at one event in Idaho, and a guy dressed as Hitler.

More on the "Tesla Takedown" protests here:
The Proud Boys and Militias Come to Tesla’s Defense
After weeks of “Tesla Takedown” protests, the Proud Boys and other far-right extremist groups are showing up to back Elon Musk's beleaguered car company.
www.wired.com
March 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Meanwhile, reasonable people across the globe are hoping for HIM to be treated harshly for trashing what was once a respected global power. Or maybe even serve a sentence after his multiple felony convictions.
Trump says he hopes vandals who trashed his golf course "treated harshly"
Three people have been arrested after the president's golf resort in South Ayrshire, Scotland, was targeted by vandals.
www.newsweek.com
March 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I don’t really believe in too much citrus.
when the lighting in the kitchen feels just like a painting 😌✨

also guess who accidentally bought double the citrus that she was meant to...
March 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM