Once you've dated someone for a year or so the free trial is over and it's time to introduce paid features. Welcome to boyfriend premium

I’m an optimist

nice echo chamber you got there would be a shame if you just kept on enjoying it and got a lot of fulfillment from it and lived your life happily and it never adversely affected your mental health

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

youre too late mister bond i played with all the dogs and petted them a lot and when you try to play with them theyll be too tired to want to do anything