Mike Lima
lucketthistory.bsky.social
Mike Lima
@lucketthistory.bsky.social
Mike Lima of Essembly fame is back. Maker of various and sundry things. Also making fascism unfashionable. Mostly here for hockey news and shameless self-promotion. No DMs pls
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The next time you see someone on social media call out California for being “socialist,” agree with them. Then ask them why California sends $83 billion more in tax revenue (most of which goes to red states) than it receives. Sounds like socialism to me.

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Californians pay Trump’s bills | Governor of California
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Ok, last post for a while: despite all of 2025’s horrors, we received the gift of Pluribus and season 2 of Severance, which combined have two of the coolest, most fascinating world-building science fiction premises in recent memory.
December 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I think that Pluribus is what Communists today imagine Communism would be like tomorrow, at least after all of the bloody purges and what not
December 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
One of the nice things about Christmas being over is my ADHD brain not being subjected to relentlessly bad and repetitive carol lyrics.

I mean, yes, Brian Wilson. Christmas DOES come this time each year. We own calendars, Jesus
December 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Most people watching Pluribus: . . .

2A absolutists: “You know, come to think of it, just why in the hell can’t I have an atom bomb?”
December 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
My biggest non-data science beef with Pluribus is this: no amount of hive mindedness is going to make me OK with sleeping on a gym floor.
December 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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hey look it's a christmas carol
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Thirty years and it still hasn’t gotten old

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Jasper & The Prodigal Suns - "Sincerely Jasper"
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December 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I feel like I’m having a better Christmas than this dude with the golden ballroom and the billions of dollars and the hot European wife and the Diet Coke summoning button
This is what's known as "consciousness of guilt"
December 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Merry Christmas to everyone…

…even @gailsimone.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
In related news I think the door on my $200 Amazon sheet metal shed just died. Hopefully it can be fixed and that it has not flown to another zip code.
December 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Sacramento already doesn’t have the best reputation among California cities. If this ends up being the place where Santa gets killed because a 50mpg wind gust blows his sleigh into a power line, well… I don’t know if we can survive that.
December 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Real talk: my mother in law is still awake and in my living room. How do I politely ask her to go to bed so that I can shame eat DoorDash Jack in the Box tacos?
December 24, 2025 at 7:59 AM
There’s nothing wrong with being white.

But being J.D. Vance? That’s a lot less defensible
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 23, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I want to thank Nicki Minaj for giving me a reason to not give a damn about her that has nothing to do with me being white, middle-aged, and/or generally clueless about popular music
December 22, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I don’t want to make the work of evil, venal, and stupid people any easier, but for the sake of effective governance I would like to offer @whitehouse-47.bsky.social two concrete suggestions that would solve critical problems while letting Trump save face. 1/4
December 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Not that I’m going to admit shopping at Target to you judgmental fuckers, but I am starting to feel like the entire store is now a front for selling me cell phone plans. At least that’s what it seems like any time I wander within 30 feet of the iPhone kiosk
December 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Surely there is some clandestine, or even “Anonymous” room full of tatted up hackers drinking Red Bull and listening to EDM that can whistle their way into the DOJ database and just send everyone a Dropbox link to the real, unredacted files… right?
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Well the Epstein files were worthless. It was blind hope to think it was gonna move the needle. Like the top 10 richest people in the world are in there lmaooo
December 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Dan Bongino really took down the Deep State like he promised. Man, what a legend.
December 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
“All files.”

ALL!!!

Does Trump’s chief lawyer not known the meaning of the word?
December 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
If I have any leftover epoxy after my projects are done, I’m going to drop a deuce, cover it with shiny glaze, and turn it into a little sculpture with a plaque underneath:

“The Trump”

No legislation necessary
December 19, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Your papers, please.
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I listened to the start of this in a Hone Depot parking lot and quickly became bored so I went inside and bought pipe fittings which ended up being a far more enjoyable experience
Ok, I turned him on for 4 minutes and all I saw & heard & felt was a pissed off old man screaming into a microphone demanding I eat a plate of food that’s gone bad while he keeps hitting me over the head with a 2 by 4 and telling me this is the best I’ve ever had it in life.
December 18, 2025 at 6:50 AM
“We interrupt this programming to bring you a very special holiday tirade from the White House.” #thepresidentsaddress
December 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM