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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈
@lucipaca.bsky.social
She/Her (Sabrina) | Married | Vegan btw 💚 | Alpacas 🦙 | 📚 Books | might read 'too much' fanfiction 😬 | Sci-Fi 👽| Satan Show 😈 | 💻🦙
Deal! 😃🤣
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We will be delighted to have you back! 🤗 (Might have to keep you. This is not a kidnapping threat. Probably... 🤔😈)
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I so hope we'll all end up at a con together one day! There will be hugs and there might even be tears (of joy, obv). 🥰🤗💕🦙
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
*not
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
(Before anybody says it, no, we can't afford to go to the UK for Lux 4. I wish. 😭😭😭)
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I feel very, very lucky that that was my first con (as a Lucifan, I went to a Star Trek con when I was 19, over 20 years ago). It was such a great con and experience! And bit even bc of Tom (although he was great, of course 🥰), but all the Lucifriends we got to meet! 😊 Still hoping for a reunion.
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
🤗🫶🏻
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Reposted by 🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈
What PISSES ME OFF relentlessly about all this is the gaslighting:

tech industry: "AI will make everything faster/easier"

Reality: AI creates an incredible amount of work for me trying to uninstall, escape, move to whole new platforms/tech to get away from it
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It mixes well!
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Reposted by 🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈
This Is Just To Say

I have thwarted
the LLM
that was in
your algorithm

with which
you were probably
planning
world domination

Forgive me
it was delicious
so banal
and so stupid
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It comes with lots of fur! 💕🦙

*vacuums after self*

Hope you're having a good day! ☺️
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Wouldn't need a lighter for that though. 🙈
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
🙈
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It can be smoked with other things for ppl who don't want to use tobacco. (There are herb mixes for that purpose.) It can also be vaped, which is generally less harmful bc a lot of toxins stem from the burning process itself. (Talking abt a dry herb vape, not cartridges like some countries have.)
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Well, the lentils were definitely satisfying!

She snarks, passive-aggressively. 😋😘
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
👀🦙⁉️
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM